SPELLING JOKES!

Spelling JOKES

A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and a West Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show.
The host asked them to complete the sentence: "Old MacDonald had a ..." The Indianan said, "Old MacDonald had a carburetor." "Sorry," said the MC.
"That's incorrect." "Old MacDonald had a flat tire," said the Kentuckian.
"Wrong," said the host.
"Old MacDonald had a farm," said the West Virginian.
"That's correct!" shouted the MC.
"Now for $200,000, spell farm." The West Virginian thought hard and then spelled carefully: "E-I-E-I-O."