1 - A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through
northern California's apple country.
He stoppe... More ›› 2 - If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what
does
an onion do?
Keeps everyone away.... More ›› 3 - Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he
puffed,
"is it true that an apple a day keeps the doc... More ›› 4 - What did the Gorilla do with the apple
he was
holding in his hands?
He brought it to school and... More ›› 5 - What did the apple say to the apple
pie?
"You've got some crust."... More ›› 6 - Once upon a time there were five apples.
Which was the cowboy?
None - because they were all reds... More ›› 7 - First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's
eating
you?
Second apple: Worms, I think.... More ›› 8 - What did the worm want to do when he grew
up?
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).... More ›› 9 - What can a whole apple do that half an apple
can't do?
It can look round.... More ›› 10 - How does an apple a day keep the doctor
away?
When you take careful aim.... More ›› 11 - What do you get if you cross an apple with a
shellfish?
A crab apple !... More ›› 12 - What do you get if you cross a jogger
with an
apple pie ?
Puff pastry !... More ›› 13 - Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why?
The orchard's on fire.... More ›› 14 - Why did Eve want to move to New York ?
She
fell for the Big Apple !... More ›› 15 - The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to
eat
the apple.... More ›› 16 - What is the left side of an apple?
The part
that you don't eat.... More ›› 17 - What lives in apples and is an
avid reader?
A bookworm !... More ›› 18 - How do you
make an apple puff?
Chase it
round the garden... More ›› 19 - What kind of apple isn't an apple?
A
pineapple.... More ›› 20 - What reads and lives in an apple ?
A bookworm
!... More ›› 21 - The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once
a woman began screaming. "You've got to help m... More ›› 22 - After a minor mathematical error on a routine
report, a worker's boss
tried to belittle him in f... More ›› 23 - Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school
yard. One
had an apple and the other said, "Wat... More ›› 24 - If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples
in the
orchard, how many hours would it take thr... More ›› 25 - What did one
maggot say to the other who was
stuck in an apple?
Worm your way out of that one,... More ›› 26 - Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his
orchard?
Someone told him he should get an apple M... More ›› 27 - Why didn't the two worms go
into Noah's ark
in an apple?
Because everyone had to go in pairs !... More ›› 28 - What's the difference between a worm and an
apple ?
Have you ever tried worm pie ?!... More ›› 29 - How do you make an apple turnover?
Push it
down hill.... More ›› |
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