1 - Why does your sister have yeast and
shoe polish for breakfast ?
Because she wants to rise and... More ›› 2 - Teacher: What's this a
picture
of ?
Class: Don't know, Miss.
Teacher: It's a
kangaroo.
Clas... More ›› 3 - Alfie was listening to his
sister practice her singing. ' Sis,' he said, 'I wish you'd sing... More ›› 4 - My brother's just opened a
shop.
Really? How's he doing?
Six months. He opened it with a
crowb... More ›› 5 - Mum: Why does your little brother
jump up and down before taking his medicine?
Boy: Because he... More ›› 6 - Mummy Monster: What are you doing
with that saw and where's your
little brother ?
Young Monster... More ›› 7 - Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks
she's an elevator.
Tell her to come in.
I can't. She doesn't... More ›› 8 - Do you like my new baby sister ?
The
stalk bought her.
Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped he... More ›› 9 - First Boy: Why is your brother
always flying off the handle
?
Second Boy: Because he's got a sc... More ›› 10 - My sister
wanted to marry a man
clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb
enough to spend... More ›› 11 - Michael: It's hard for my
sister to eat.
Maureen: Why ?
Michael: She can't bear to stop
talk... More ›› 12 - Why did your
sister jump out
the window ?
Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit... More ›› 13 - Sister: Mom wants you to come in
and help fix
dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?... More ›› 14 - Peter: My brother wants
to work
badly!
Anita: As I remember, he usually does !... More ›› 15 - Did the bionic
monster have a
brother ?
No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!... More ›› 16 - My sister is so dim she thinks that
a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.... More ›› 17 - My sister went
on a crash
diet.
Is that why she looks a wreck ?... More ›› 18 - 'What's your father's
occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academ... More ›› 19 - A scoutmaster asked one of his
troop what good deed he had done for the day. 'Well,' said the Sc... More ›› 20 - A little demon came
home from
school one day and said to his mother, 'I hate my sister's
gut... More ›› 21 - Dad: Don't be
selfish. Let
your brother use the sled half the time.
Son: I do, Dad. I use it go... More ›› 22 - Brother: Which is farther away-
NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well,... More ›› 23 - Mother: Jared, get your little
sister's hat out of that
puddle.
Jared: I can't mum, she's got i... More ›› 24 - How do you know if your little
brother is turning into a fridge ?
See if a little light come on... More ›› 25 - Little Brother: I'm going to
buy a sea horse.
Big Brother: Why?
Little Brother: Because I want... More ›› 26 - My brother's one
of the
biggest stickup men in town.
Gosh is he really?
Yes, he's a
six-foot... More ›› 27 - Dan: My little brother is a
real
pain.
Nan: Things could be worse.
Dan: How?
Nan: He could be... More ›› 28 - So you are distantly related to the
family next door, are you?
Yes- their dog is our dog's
br... More ›› 29 - Big Brother: That planet
over
there is Mars.
Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's.... More ›› 30 - Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Brother !
Brother who ?
Brother-ation, I've forgotten your name
!... More ›› 31 - Do robots have sisters ?
No,
just transistors !... More ›› |
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