1 - A lawyer passed on and
found himself in
Heaven,
but not at all happy with his accommodations.... More ›› 2 - How many judges does it take to
change a
light bulb?
Just one; he holds it still and the whole... More ›› 3 - Who is the most powerful ghoul?
Judge
Dread.... More ›› 4 - A
young woman was appearing in court to face
a public disorder charge. The
charges were read o... More ›› 5 - When asked for her occupation, a woman charged
with a
traffic violation said
she was a schoolte... More ›› 6 - Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to
the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or... More ›› 7 - It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too
much to drink and on his way home rear-ended the car... More ›› 8 - A red-faced judge convened court
after a long
lunch. The first case involved a man charged with... More ›› 9 - A red-faced judge convened court
after a
long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with... More ›› 10 - At night court, a man was brought in and set
before the judge.
The judge said, "State your name... More ›› 11 - The cross eyed judge looked at the three
defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So h... More ›› 12 - The Judge asked the defendant, "Mr. Jones ,do
you understand that you have sworn to tell the tru... More ›› 13 - Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve
as a juror in
this
case?
Juror: I don't wan... More ›› 14 - Judge to witness: "And where was the location of
the
accident?"
Witness: "Approximately milep... More ›› 15 - The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you
understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?"
"I... More ›› 16 - Prosecutor: Did you kill the
victim?
Defendant: No, I did not.
Prosecutor: Do you know what the... More ›› 17 - Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a
thousand
dollars?"
Defendant: "Yes, it's true."... More ›› 18 - The defendant
stood up in the dock and said
to the judge, "I dont recognize this
court!"
"Why... More ›› 19 - Mr. Schneider stood up in court.
"As God is
my judge, I do not owe my
ex-wife any money."
Gl... More ›› 20 - Judge: All your responses to the questions must
be
oral. Do you understand?
A: Yes
Judge: What... More ›› 21 - Judge: Are you married?
A. No, I'm
divorced.
Judge. And what did your husband do before you divo... More ›› 22 - Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to
the basement, is that correct?
A: Yes.
Judge: A... More ›› 23 - Judge: What is your
relationship with the
plaintiff?
A: She is my daughter.
Judge: Was she you... More ›› 24 - Judge: Your first marriage
was terminated by
death?
A: Yes, by death.
Judge: And by whose deat... More ›› 25 - Jury: Twelve men and women
trying to decide
which party has the best lawyer.
Justice: A decis... More ›› 26 - Judge: Doctor, how
many autopsies have you
performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are on... More ›› 27 - What did the judge say when a skunk entered the
courtroom?
Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!... More ›› 28 - The judge said to
his dentist: "Pull my
tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the
tooth."... More ›› 29 - People who love
sausage and respect the law
should never watch either being made.... More ›› 30 - When is an English teacher like a judge?
When she hands out long sentences.... More ›› 31 - How is a judge like an English
teacher?
They both hand out long sentences.... More ›› |
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