1 - Young Jimmy was having a snack
after
school with his Gran. ' Would you like another cookie ?' sh... More ›› 2 - On the way to
preschool, the doctor had
left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her
little g... More ›› 3 - A little boy
went into a baker's' 'How
much are those cakes ? he asked
'Two for 25 cents,' sai... More ›› 4 - 'Mum, there's a man at the door collecting
for the Old Folk's Home.
Shall I give him Grandma ?'... More ›› 5 - A group of young children were siting in a circle with
their teacher. She was going around in tu... More ›› 6 - A certain little girl, when asked
her
name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mo... More ›› 7 - John kept pestering his parents to buy a
video, but they said
they couldn't afford one. So one d... More ›› 8 - On the first day at school the girls were
sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good... More ›› 9 - A little boy opened the big and old family
Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as... More ›› 10 - A mother was teaching her
3-year-old the
Lord's prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she
re... More ›› 11 - A mother was reading a book about animals to
her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow... More ›› 12 - After the baby was baptized,
her
four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat... More ›› 13 - My granddaughter came to spend a few
weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I h... More ›› 14 - Ben's dad was building a pine bookshelf and
Ben was watching and occasionally helping. ' What ar... More ›› 15 - A naughty child was
irritating all the
passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last... More ›› 16 - The second grader was in bed with a cold and
high temperature. 'How high is it, Doctor?' she wan... More ›› 17 - Father: You've
got 4 D's and a C on
your report.
Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one... More ›› 18 - Why did the
nutty kid throw a glass of
water out of the window?
He wanted to see a waterfall.... More ›› 19 - Why did the nutty kid throw butter out
of
the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly.... More ›› 20 - A little boy came downstairs crying
late
one night. ' What's wrong ?' asked his mother. Do peopl... More ›› 21 - Why were ancient Egyptian children
confused?
Because their daddies were mummies.... More ›› 22 - Why was the lightning bug unhappy?
Because
her children were not very bright.... More ›› 23 - The teacher asked Simon to say his name
backwards.
"No mis" he replied... More ›› 24 - Tyler was
excited about his first day at
school. So excited in fact, that only a few
minutes a... More ›› 25 - On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten
teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The flor... More ›› 26 - Little Johnny came home from school
with
a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having t... More ›› 27 - A little boy walked down the
aisle at a
wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would take... More ›› 28 - One day there were two boys
playing by
a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over... More ›› 29 - A man is walking down the street one day when
he notices a very small boy trying to press a door... More ›› 30 - A sweet little boy
surprised his
grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He
m... More ›› 31 - A little girl was playing in the garden when
she
spied two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are... More ›› 32 - A precious little girl walks
into a pet
shop and asks in the sweetest
little lisp, "Excuthe me... More ›› 33 - A whole family was caught in
a small boat
during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but t... More ›› 34 - A
schoolteacher was trying to teach her
six-year old class students how
to say the pledge of a... More ›› 35 - A little kid is sitting on a park bench
eating
abag of chocolates an old man walking by stops to... More ›› 36 - A father is asked by his
friend, "Has
your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?"... More ›› 37 - Little
Johnny's class were on an outing
to their local police station where
they saw pictures,... More ›› 38 - Young
Vestal was walking in his Florida
backyard when an alligator bit him.
"Mama!" yelled t... More ›› 39 - Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose
father was the
stronger. Will said,' Well, you know t... More ›› 40 - Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to
know the time, so they began singing at the top of... More ›› 41 - Dick and
Jane were arguing furiously over
the breakfast table. ' Oh you're so
stupid!' shouted... More ›› 42 - George knocked on the door of his friend's
house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, 'c... More ›› 43 - An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to
her parents that
Billy Brown had kissed her after cl... More ›› 44 - Jennifer: Are you coming to my party
?
Sandra: No, I ain't.
Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss to... More ›› 45 - As two boys
were passing the rectory, the
minister leaned over the wall and showed
them a ball... More ›› 46 - A man out for a walk
came across a little
boy pulling his cat's tail.
'Hey you!' he shouted, '... More ›› 47 - Two girls were talking in the corridor.
'That
boy over there is getting on my nerves,' said Clar... More ›› 48 - Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond
of fish. She was also
rather deaf, which was great... More ›› 49 - Mandy was
applying for a summer
job.
'How old are you?' asked the owner of the store.
'I'm twe... More ›› 50 - A certain little boy had been spanked
by
his father one morning. When his dad came in from the o... More ›› 51 - "What
were you before you came to school,
boys and girls?" asked the teacher,
hoping that some... More ›› 52 - Eddie's father called up to him, 'Eddie, if
you don't stop playing
that trumpet I think I'll go... More ›› 53 - Mary arrived home from
school covered in
spots. 'Whatever's the matter ?' asked her mother.
'I... More ›› 54 - Grandma: You've left all your
crusts,
Mary. When I was your age I ate every one.
Mary: Do you s... More ›› 55 - 'You boy !' called a policeman.' Can you
help ? We're looking for a man with a huge red nose cal... More ›› 56 - Andy was away from school for 2 days because
he
had a flu. On the third day when he went back to... More ›› 57 - 'Why are you crying, Ted ?' asked his
mum.
'Because my new sneakers hurt.'
'That's because you h... More ›› 58 - Father: What did you learn in school today
?
Son: That three and three are seven.
Father: Three... More ›› 59 - Mother: I told you not eat cake
before
supper.
Daughter: But, Mum, it's part of my homework. 'I... More ›› 60 - 'Mum,' yelled Johnny from the kitchen,
'you know that dish you were
always worried that I would... More ›› 61 - 'William, I've been told that you have
been fighting
with the boys next door,' said mum.
'yes,... More ›› 62 - Son to his father as they watch television:
"Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had... More ›› 63 - Did you hear about the two little boys who
found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake ?... More ›› 64 - Trevor: That's a cool
pair of stockings
you have on Jill. One red and one green.
Jill: Yes, and... More ›› 65 - Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt
shaker yet ?
Son: Not yet. It's really hard to get the... More ›› 66 - Boy: Grandma, do you know how to
croak.
Grandma: No, I don't think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy s... More ›› 67 - Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your
whistle. Your father can't
read his paper.
Jackie: W... More ›› 68 - Mum: From now on your going to have free
school dinners.
Son:But, Mum, I don't want three school... More ›› 69 - Mother: What do you mean, the school must be
haunted ?
Daughter: Well, the principal kept going... More ›› 70 - A little
girl was next in line. 'My
name's Curtain,' she said.
'I hope your first name is not A... More ›› 71 - Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some
grass but you've only
drawn the cow ?
Pupil: Yes, the... More ›› 72 - Mother: Did you get a good place in the
geography test?
Fred: Yes, Mum, I sat next to the cleve... More ›› 73 - What's the matter son?
The boy next door
said I look just like you?
What did you say?
Nothing h... More ›› 74 - Why was the mother flea
feeling down in
the dumps?
Because she thought her children were all g... More ›› 75 - Mother:
Let me see your report
son.
Son: Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's bee... More ›› 76 - I had a funny dream last night, Mom.
Did
you?
I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I foun... More ›› 77 - Mum: How can
you practice your trumpet
and listen to the radio at the same time ?
Son: Easy. I... More ›› 78 - Teacher: "Why do we have a
Thanksgiving
holiday?"
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas... More ›› 79 - Fred: Where does the new kid come from?
Harry: Alaska.
Fred: Don't bother - I'll ask her mysel... More ›› 80 - Did
you hear about the boy who wanted to
run away to the circus ?
He ended up in a flea circus... More ›› 81 - Did you
hear about the boy who was known
as Fog ?
He was dense and wet !... More ›› |
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