1 - Why don't astronauts get hungry after being
blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big... More ›› 2 - What did the alien say to the gas pump
?
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear... More ›› 3 - Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?
Because it was a full moon and there was no room.... More ›› 4 - Why did the boy become an
astronaut
?
Because he was no earthly good !... More ›› 5 - Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.... More ›› 6 - What do you call a
loony spaceman ?
An
astronut !... More ›› 7 - Two astronauts were in
a space ship circling
high above the earth. One had to go on a space
wa... More ›› 8 - President Dubya was awakened one night by an
urgent call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," sai... More ›› 9 - Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course
and
watched a young man golfing. First he hit it i... More ›› 10 - A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship
landing in
front of her. An alien stepped out of th... More ›› 11 - Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas
and were wandering around the casinos. One of th... More ›› 12 - Two aliens landed
in the remote countryside
and went walking from the flying saucer along
a na... More ›› 13 - An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter,
"How do
you feel?"
"How would you feel," the ast... More ›› 14 - Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but
they left after a few minutes ?
You see, it had n... More ›› 15 - What did the alien say when his flying saucer
landed
in a stud farm?
Take me to your breeder !... More ›› 16 - Why don't
astronauts keep their jobs very
long?
Because as soon as they start they get fired.... More ›› 17 - What do you get if you cross a student and
an alien ?
Something from another universe -ity !... More ›› 18 - Teacher: What do you think
astronauts wear
to keep warm?
Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?... More ›› 19 - Why are astronauts successful
people ?
Because they always go up in the world !... More ›› 20 - How do spacemen pass the time on long
trips
?
They play astronauts and crosses !... More ›› 21 - Why did the boy become an astronaut?
Because
he was told he was no earthly good.... More ›› 22 - What did the astronaut see on his
skillet?
Unidentified frying (flying) objects.... More ›› 23 - First Spaceman: I'm hungry.
Second Spaceman:
So am I, it must be launch time !... More ›› 24 - If an athlete gets athlete's foot,
what
does an astronaut get?
Missile toe.... More ›› 25 - If athletes get athlete's foot, then what
do astronauts get?
Missile toe.... More ›› 26 - What do you call an alien starship that drips
water?
A crying saucer !... More ›› 27 - Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?
The
one with the biggest head.... More ›› 28 - What do you get if you
cross an alien and a
hot drink ?
Gravi-tea !... More ›› 29 - I want to be an astronaut when I grow
up.
What high hopes you have !... More ›› 30 - Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?
Because it was so ET !... More ›› 31 - What is an astronomer?
A night watchman with
a college education.... More ›› 32 - Where do astronauts leave their spaceships
?
At parking meteors !... More ›› 33 - What does an astronaut do
when he gets
angry?
He blasts off:... More ›› 34 - How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They
trod on his corn.... More ›› 35 - What do you call an overweight ET ?
An extra
cholesterol !... More ›› 36 - What do you call a sick extraterrestrial?
An
ailin' alien.... More ›› 37 - What did the metric alien say ?
Take me to
your litre !... More ›› 38 - What do you call an alien surfing the
Internet?
e-t.... More ›› 39 - What do astronauts put on their toast? Space
Jam.... More ›› 40 - What do astronauts
wear to bed?
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