1 - Why did the Easter Bunny have to
fire the
duck?
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!... More ›› 2 - A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He
looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They wer... More ›› 3 - What would you get if you crossed the Easter
Bunny with an overstressed person?
An Easter bask... More ›› 4 - What would you get if you crossed the
Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?
The Easter Blarney!... More ›› 5 - How does the Easter Bunny stay
healthy?
Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!... More ›› 6 - What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of
story?
A cotton tale!... More ›› 7 - How did the soggy
Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare dryer!... More ›› 8 - Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your
arm?"
Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."
Boy 1: "Ea... More ›› 9 - What's the difference between
the Easter
Bunny and a silly monster ?
One's a hare-head and the... More ›› 10 - Why did you drive the lawn mower over your
Easter
basket?
I thought the plastic grass was growi... More ›› 11 - What would you get if you crossed the Easter
Bunny
with a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunn... More ›› 12 - What's pink, has five toes, and is
carried
by the Easter Bunny?
His lucky people's foot!... More ›› 13 - What will the Easter Bunny be doing after
Easter?
One to three for breaking and entering.... More ›› 14 - What would you get if you crossed a
skunk
with a type of Easter candy?
Smelly beans!... More ›› 15 - What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state
capital?
Albunny, New York!... More ›› 16 - How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
He
does lots of bare-obics.... More ›› 17 - What's long and stylish and full of cats?
The Easter Purrade!... More ›› 18 - "Why are you studying your Easter
candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate... More ›› 19 - Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into
your mouth?"
"Because it doesn't taste as good... More ›› 20 - What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and
goes
"hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"?... More ›› 21 - How many chocolate bunnies can
you put into
an empty Easter basket?
One. After that the basket... More ›› 22 - Did you hear about the lady whose house was
infested
with Easter eggs?
She had to call an eggs... More ›› 23 - How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those
eggs?
He hires Santa's elves during the off-seaso... More ›› 24 - What happened when the
Easter Bunny met the
rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever afte... More ›› 25 - Why was the monster sitting in his Easter
basket?
He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs... More ›› 26 - What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his
head in the fan?
It took ears off his life!... More ›› 27 - Would
you like something from my Easter
basket?
"Sure!"
"Here. Have some plastic grass."... More ›› 28 - How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?
They're both famous for stuffing baskets!... More ›› 29 - How do you catch the Easter
Bunny?
Hide
in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!... More ›› 30 - Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who
sat on a bee?
It's a tender tail!... More ›› 31 - Why do we paint
Easter eggs?
Because
it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!... More ›› 32 - What would you get
if you crossed the
Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
Hop suey!... More ›› 33 - Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
Because it's always on a sundae!... More ›› 34 - What is the best way to send a letter to the
Easter Bunny?
By hare (air) mail.... More ›› 35 - Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a
new
tail?
To a re-tail store!... More ›› 36 - What's red and blue and
sogs up your
Easter basket?
Coloured scrambled eggs... More ›› 37 - What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on
your head?
An Easter bunnet!... More ›› 38 - Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because
the chicken had his Easter eggs!... More ›› 39 - Who delivers Easter treats to all the
fish
in the sea?
The Oyster Bunny!... More ›› 40 - What's big and purple and hugs your Easter
basket?
The Easter Barney!... More ›› 41 - What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on
trees?
The Easter Bunana!... More ›› 42 - What is the Easter Bunny's
favourite sport?
Basket-ball, of course!... More ›› 43 - How should you send a letter to the Easter
Bunny?
By hare mail!... More ›› 44 - Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was
having a bad hare day!... More ›› 45 - Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie
actor?
Rabbit De Niro!... More ›› 46 - Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
Oh,
yes. He's a rabbit fan!... More ›› 47 - Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?
Johns Hopkins!... More ›› 48 - What is a dog's favourite Easter
treat?
Jelly bones!... More ›› 49 - Where do Easter bunnies
dance?
At the
basketball.... More ›› |
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