1 - One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment
when his
doorbell unexpectedly rang. He answered the... More ›› 2 - A salesman walking along the beach found a
bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie app... More ›› 3 - A famous art collector is walking through the
city
when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from... More ›› 4 - The top toothbrush salesman at the company
was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many... More ›› 5 - A salesman was
demonstrating unbreakable
combs in a department store. He was impressing the
pe... More ›› 6 - The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job
as a
vacuum cleaner salesman to make ends meet. Af... More ›› 7 - A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman
manages
to bull his way into a woman's home in a rural... More ›› 8 - A woman was shopping in a
fairly nice
dress store. Trying on a dress and liking it, she asked th... More ›› 9 - A
software manager, a hardware manager,
and a marketing manager are driving
to a meeting when... More ›› 10 - "Is your mother home?" the
salesman asked
a small boy sitting on the steps in front of a house.... More ›› 11 - Two shoe salespeople were
sent to Africa
to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one... More ›› 12 - A realty salesman had just closed his first
deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had... More ›› 13 - A salesman who was out on his territory had a
heart attack in his motel room and died. The motel... More ›› 14 - An insurance salesman was getting nowhere in
his efforts
to sell a policy to a farmer. "Look at... More ›› 15 - The couple
was standing staring at one of
the more expensive models in the auto
showroom. A sa... More ›› 16 - A policeman came upon a super-salesman about
to jump from a bridge
and yelled, "Wait, Fellow! Pl... More ›› 17 - A
traveling salesman was held up by a bad
storm in the Hawaiian Islands.
He sent an e-mail to... More ›› 18 - Had a door-to-door salesman call one time
selling of all things -- burial plots. I told him that... More ›› 19 - An inexperienced real estate
salesman
asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry... More ›› 20 - Salesman: Roll up, roll up! Come to our
mammoth sale. Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth... More ›› 21 - Insurance agent to would-be client: "Don't
let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on i... More ›› 22 - Patient: Doctor, you
have to help me stop
talking to myself.
Doctor: Why is that?
Patient: I... More ›› 23 - "No, no, no!" said the enraged businessman to
the persistent
salesman. "I cannot see you today!"... More ›› 24 - Salesman: This jug is
genuine Indian
pottery.
Customer: But it says "Made in Cleveland."
Sales... More ›› 25 - What happened when the man asked the salesman
for a good belt?
"O.K., you asked for it," the sa... More ›› 26 - Customer: You
said these pants were pure
wool, but the label says "all cotton."
Salesman: Oh, t... More ›› 27 - Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket
calculator?
Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pock... More ›› 28 - Salesman: That suit looks nice. It
fits
like a bandage.
Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accide... More ›› 29 - Ned: What does
your Dad sell ?
Ed:
Salt.
Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too.
Ed: Shake.... More ›› 30 - How do salespeople traditionally greet each
other?
"Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."... More ›› 31 - Policeman: Why didn't you check your
speedometer?
Driver: It broke when I hit 100.... More ›› 32 - What does a carpet salesman give his wife for
Valentine's
Day?
Rugs and kisses!... More ›› 33 - How can you tell when a salesperson is
lying?
His lips are moving.... More ›› 34 - What do you have to know to be a real estate
salesman?
Lots.... More ›› 35 - What salesman has the slickest line?
A
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