1 - What do
you call a witch who climbs up
walls?
Ivy.... More ›› 2 - Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards
with my sister ?
Wizard: Well would you play with som... More ›› 3 - Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet
vulture on sawdust?
The vulture laid ten eggs and... More ›› 4 - How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?
She
holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove s... More ›› 5 - 1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend
like
?
2nd Witch: He's mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and total... More ›› 6 - Did you hear
about the witch who went in for
the lovely legs competition?
She was beaten by th... More ›› 7 - Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of
her long black
hair?
She always wore long glov... More ›› 8 - Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?
So she could walk across snooker tables without... More ›› 9 - Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me.
Do you tell lies?
Young witch: No, but I can pic... More ›› 10 - What did the doctor say to the witch in
hospital?
With any luck you'll be able to get up for a... More ›› 11 - Did you hear about the witch who
turned her
friend into an egg?
She kept trying to poach her id... More ›› 12 - How do you know when you are in bed
with a
witch ?
She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas... More ›› 13 - What happened to the witch with an upside down
nose?
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.... More ›› 14 - What did the witch say to
the ugly toad?
I'd put a curse on you - but somebody beat me to it!... More ›› 15 - First witch: My, hasn't your little
girl
grown ?
Second witch: Yes, she's certainly gruesome.... More ›› 16 - What would you get if you crossed a witch with a
famous
movie director?
Steven Spellberg!... More ›› 17 - What is old and ugly and can see just as well
from both ends ?
A witch with a blindfold !... More ›› 18 - Why did the witch keep turning people into
Mickey
Mouse?
She was having Disney spells.... More ›› 19 - What is the best way of stopping infection
from witch bites ?
Don't bite any witches !... More ›› 20 - Did you hear about the TV show
with FBI
agents and witches?
It's called The Hex-Files.... More ›› 21 - Why did the witch lose her
way?
Because
her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.... More ›› 22 - What did the young witch say to her mother
?
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !... More ›› 23 - What happens if you see twin witches?
You
won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.... More ›› 24 - What did the young witch say to her
mother?
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?... More ›› 25 - Witch l: "How do you manage to stay in shape?"
Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."... More ›› 26 - Why was the student witch so bad at
essays?
Because she couldn't spell properly.... More ›› 27 - Have you heard about the goodweather
witch?
She's forecasting sunny spells.... More ›› 28 - How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance
?
'Voodoo like to dance with me ?'... More ›› 29 - What does a witch do if her broom is stolen
?
She calls the flying squad !... More ›› 30 - What happened to the naughty little witch at
school?
She was ex-spelled.... More ›› 31 - Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a
broom? A: By witchful thinking.... More ›› 32 - Where did the witch get her
furniture
?
From the ideal gnome exhibition !... More ›› 33 - How can you tell an Italian witch
from an
English one ?
By her suntan !... More ›› 34 - What do you call a witch that stays out all
night?
A fresh air freak.... More ›› 35 - What is a witch's favourite TV
show?
Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!... More ›› 36 - How do warty witches keep
their hair out of
place?
With scare spray.... More ›› 37 - What do you call a witch who
kills her
mother and father?
An orphan.... More ›› 38 - What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?
A witch in soggy trainers.... More ›› 39 - What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?
To
keep their hats pointed.... More ›› 40 - What's the favorite subject of young witches at
school?
Spelling.... More ›› 41 - Why won't a witch wear a flat cap? Because
there's no point in it.... More ›› 42 - Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?
To keep her head warm.... More ›› 43 - Is it good to drink witch's brew?
Yes, it's
very newt tricious!... More ›› 44 - Who went into a witche's den and came out
alive ?
The witch !... More ›› 45 - What do you call two witches who share a
room?
Broom-mates.... More ›› 46 - How do you get milk from a witch's cat?
Steal her saucer.... More ›› 47 - What is the witches motto ?
We came, we saw,
we conjured !... More ›› 48 - How do witches lose
weight?
They join
weight witches.... More ›› 49 - What goes cackle, cackle, boom?
A witch in a
minefield.... More ›› 50 - What's the witches favourite pop group
?
Broomski Beat !... More ›› 51 - Why do witches have stiff joints ?
They get
broomatism !... More ›› 52 - What does an Australian witch
ride on?
A
broomerang!... More ›› 53 - What has handles and flies?
A witch in a
garbage can.... More ›› 54 - What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room
service.... More ›› 55 - Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach?
A:
Sandwitch... More ›› 56 - How can you make a witch itch?
Take away her
"W."... More ›› 57 - What does a witch enjoy cooking
most?
Gnomelettes.... More ›› 58 - What do you call a witch with one leg?
Eileen.... More ›› |
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