1 - Come on, Fred,
I'll take you to the zoo. If
the zoo wants me, let them come and get
me!... More ›› 2 - I was in the zoo last week.
Really? Which cage
were you in?... More ›› 3 - An enterprising mayor of the city of
Granby,
Quebec, a community south of Montreal, established... More ›› 4 - Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young
zoo keeper
asked the Head keeper what he should... More ›› 5 - This guy
goes to the zoo one
day. While standing in front of the gorilla's cage,
a gust of win... More ›› 6 - The
Crist family worked at a zoo. Each year
they predicted the general luck and
overall mood o... More ›› 7 - The manager of a large city
zoo was drafting a
letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his... More ›› 8 - There was this truck driver who had to
deliver
500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving... More ›› 9 - Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered
his
parents, Al and
Elaine, for days. Final... More ›› 10 - Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a
holiday in New York City and were standing in... More ›› 11 - A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the
zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo... More ›› 12 - Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his
pal asked him how he
had enjoyed his day at t... More ›› 13 - A father and his small son were standing in front
of the tiger's
cage at the zoo.
Father was... More ›› 14 - A father and his small son were standing in front
of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was exp... More ›› 15 - FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came
face to face with a very fierce gorilla?
BERT... More ›› 16 - A Scotsman paying his first
visit to a zoo
stopped by one of the cages
"An' whut animal would t... More ›› 17 - One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang
was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin... More ›› 18 - Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in
awe as a lion let
loose with a spine-tingling r... More ›› 19 - What's
the difference between a Northern zoo
and a Southern zoo?
In a Northern zoo you have the... More ›› 20 - Fred's class was taken to the Natural History
Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" aske... More ›› 21 - "Hey, Pop," pleaded Angelo, "can I go to the zoo
to see the monkeys?"
"What's the matter with... More ›› 22 - Father and son standing outside the elephant's
cage in the Moscow
Zoo. Father tells son, "If we... More ›› 23 - Some vampires went to see Dracula. They
said,
"Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any adv... More ›› 24 - A man went to work for a zoo
veterinarian.
"Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him.
"How d... More ›› 25 - Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my
elephants"
Other Zoo Keeper:"Why don't you put an advert in the... More ›› 26 - What
did the Hollywood producer say to the
Apes in the zoo when they refused
to sign contracts... More ›› 27 - What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four
elephants walking over the
hill towards him wearing... More ›› 28 - My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other
day. I
said, "If you want people to see you th... More ›› 29 - Caller: Finally! I got through! I've been trying
to call the zoo for
hours!
Zookeeper: Yes, al... More ›› 30 - Zoo visitor: What's the new
baby hippo's
name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know, he won't tell... More ›› 31 - Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?
One to get in and one to get out.... More ›› 32 - When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a
suit does he order?
A zoo-t suit!... More ›› 33 - You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do
you?
No. They can't afford the admission.... More ›› 34 - I took my son to the zoo yesterday.
Really,
did they accept him?... More ›› |
VOTE!
EMBED
