1 - What are some outstanding hamburger
colleges?
Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, R... More ›› 2 - What can you say about Ham Burger and
Chief
Justice Warren Burger?
Ham Burger is 'well done' an... More ›› 3 - Why did the pro football player from the
last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?... More ›› 4 - In what school
subjects does the teacher
say, 'Well done, hamburgers'?
A wide range of subjects... More ›› 5 - Why is President Carter important to
Hamburger Land in April?
One the opening day of the baseba... More ›› 6 - Which baseball team is currently the favourite
with hamburger fans?
The Cincinnati Reds -becaus... More ›› 7 - How do we know that hamburgers love classic
music?
They're often found at the Meatropolitan Ope... More ›› 8 - What famous movie did the hamburger meat think
of
when they took it out of the freezer?
They Fr... More ›› 9 - How can you tell which Burger
Land baseball
pitchers are left-handed?
They're the one's wearing... More ›› 10 - Which political discussions between the
Russians
and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citiz... More ›› 11 - What did the hamburger say when it found out
that most people
liked hamburgers better than frank... More ›› 12 - What did they call it when NHL officials
refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the leag... More ›› 13 - Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on
stage?
They give meaty performances - especially if they are... More ›› 14 - Name two tennis stars who
are famous in the
hamburger world?
Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's B... More ›› 15 - What do they call a meeting among the most
brilliant people in Burger Land?
A MEATing of the mi... More ›› 16 - Seriously, when the crooked
hamburger took
it on the 1am, where did it go?
Heidelburg-er, Germa... More ›› 17 - What did they say about the burger who went
skiing
for the first time?
How the meaty have falle... More ›› 18 - What kind of a pitch
did Sandy Koufax of
the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?
A fastball - a sizzle... More ›› 19 - Why do the hamburgers
beat the hot dogs at
every sport they play?
Because hot dogs are the wurs... More ›› 20 - Do hamburgers make good vampires?
No, because
they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!... More ›› 21 - Why do
burgers laugh when you surround them
with pickles?
Who knows - maybe they're picklish!... More ›› 22 - Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your
fingers?
No, you should eat your fingers separately!... More ›› 23 - What do burgers think when they are
surrounded by gherkins?
They think they are in a pickle.... More ›› 24 - What great song is associated with
hamburgers and baseball?
'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!... More ›› 25 - Which of our meaty friends are into astrology?
Those that
are born under the sign of the Ham!... More ›› 26 - What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who
acted on a TV show?
Welcome back, Cutter!... More ›› 27 - How do the Rolling Stones like their
burgers?
Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!... More ›› 28 - How do you make a hamburger green?
Find a
yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!... More ›› 29 - When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile
button?
When somebody says, 'Well done'!... More ›› 30 - What system do they teach in Hamburger High's
math courses?
The meatric system, silly!... More ›› 31 - What do you use to determine if a refrigerated
burger is cold enough?
A thermomeater!... More ›› 32 - Where does a burger go on vacation?
The
Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!... More ›› 33 - Why are hamburgers essential to
football?
Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!... More ›› 34 - What did they tell the burger who enlisted in
the Army?
You've got no beef, soldier!... More ›› 35 - Which people do the
burgers hate?
The
ones who are always putting the bite on them!... More ›› 36 - Why can any hamburger run the mile in under
four
minutes?
Because it's a FAST food!... More ›› 37 - How far do burgers go in school?
Through
cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).... More ›› 38 - What do hamburger workers say on
Monday
morning?
Well, it's back to the old grind!... More ›› 39 - What do some people have against
cheeseburgers?
They say, 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'... More ›› 40 - What do they say about the noise at the
Burger Land Super Bowl?
It's PAN-demonium!... More ›› 41 - When the crooked hamburger took it on the
'lamb', where did it go?
Oh, 'ewe' know!... More ›› 42 - Why were the burgers in the
refrigerator
embarrassed?
They saw the salad dressing!... More ›› 43 - How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land
baseball?
He throws four meatballs!... More ›› 44 - What happens when two burgers fall in
love?
They live together in holy meatrimony!... More ›› 45 - Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?
They
won't talk no matter how you grill them!... More ›› 46 - How was the
hamburger murdered?
First it
was 'rolled,' then smothered in onions... More ›› 47 - Is there a way to make a hamburger do the
Hula?
Sure, order a burger and a shake!... More ›› 48 - What did they do to the burger who thought he
was a
rooster?
Cook-a-doodle-do!... More ›› 49 - Can a hamburger marry a
hot dog?
Only if
they have a very frank relationship!... More ›› 50 - What is the hamburgers' motto?
If at first
you don't succeed, fry, fry again!... More ›› 51 - What old-time song is the burgers'
favourite?
'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!... More ›› 52 - When can you count on a hamburger in an
emergency?
When the chips are down!... More ›› 53 - Who wins most of the medals for bravery in
Burger
Land?
The meatball heros!... More ›› 54 - Why was the burger thrown out of the
Army?
He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)... More ›› 55 - What did the hamburger say when it pleaded
'not
guilty'?
I've been flamed!... More ›› 56 - Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie
director?
Sizzle B. DeMille!... More ›› 57 - Why do hamburgers feel sad at
barbecues?
They get to meet their old flames!... More ›› 58 - Why do hamburgers make good
baseball
players?
They're great at the plate!... More ›› 59 - How are UFO's related to hamburgers?
Both
are Unidentified Frying Objects!... More ›› 60 - Who do hamburgers love on TV?
Archie
Bunker's son-in-law, the meathead!... More ›› 61 - Which is the meat patties' least favourite day
of the
week?
Fry-day!... More ›› 62 - Can you name two burgers
who are
royalty?
Sir Loin and Burger King!... More ›› 63 - How do they prevent crime in hamburger
country?
With burger alarms!... More ›› 64 - When do burgers quit their jobs?
The day
they decide to meat LOAF!... More ›› 65 - Where can a burger get a great night's
sleep?
On a bed of lettuce!... More ›› 66 - What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger
joint?
Fry-by-night!... More ›› 67 - Are hamburgers male?
Yes, because they're
boygers, not girlgers!... More ›› 68 - What is the hamburgers' most familiar
song?
'Home on the Range'!... More ›› 69 - Which meatballs get a little tipsy on
occasion?
The POTTED ones!... More ›› 70 - Why aren't burgers too
good at
basketball?
Too many turnovers!... More ›› 71 - What song do burgers sing on the
job?
Gristle While You Work!... More ›› 72 - When do hamburgers most enjoy
watching
TV?
During PRIME time!... More ›› 73 - How do gossipy hamburgers spend their
time?
They chew the fat.... More ›› 74 - How does a burger acquire good taste?
With a
little seasoning!... More ›› 75 - What kind of girl does a hamburger like?
Any
girl named Patty!... More ›› 76 - Do
they really serve burgers in
Transylvania?
Very rare-ly.... More ›› 77 - How do you make a cheeseburger sad?
Make it
with blue cheese!... More ›› 78 - What is a hamburger's
favourite
story?
Hansel and Gristle!... More ›› 79 - Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger
cold?
BITING humour!... More ›› 80 - How did the
jury find the
hamburger?
Grill-ty as charred!... More ›› 81 - How do we know burgers love young
people?
They're pro-teen!... More ›› 82 - How do we know hamburgers have high
IQ's?
They 'loin' fast!... More ›› 83 - Which burger is famous for a long
nose?
Cyrano de Burgerac!... More ›› 84 - Where do the burgers go on New Year's
Eve?
To a meat ball!... More ›› 85 - Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in
baseball?
A double!... More ›› 86 - Who is the hamburgers' favourite
actress?
Candice Berger!... More ›› 87 - How do you insult a hamburger patty?
Call it
a meatball!... More ›› 88 - What kind of baseball do burgers
play?
Ketchup baseball!... More ›› 89 - Why do burgers run the gauntlet?
To test
their meattle!... More ›› 90 - How do you
make a hamburger
smile?
Pickle it gently!... More ›› 91 - Which
burgers are
dishonest?
Cat-burgers! (burglars)... More ›› 92 - Who are the hamburgers favourite
people?
Vegetarians!... More ›› 93 - Which burgers can tell your fortune?
Medium
burgers!... More ›› 94 - What do some burger eaters have?
A Hardee
appetite!... More ›› 95 - Who can beat any burger at golf?
Any LINKS
sausage!... More ›› 96 - Where does a burger feel at home?
On the
range!... More ›› 97 - Which burgers love to act?
Ham-burgers!... More ›› |
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