1 - The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing
lesson.
"Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' s... More ›› 2 - Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the
gutter!... More ›› 3 - A young man who was also an avid golfer found
himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. H... More ›› 4 - A man is stranded on a desert
island, all
alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the h... More ›› 5 - A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about
to tee
off, and a greasy little salesman runs up... More ›› 6 - A golfer, playing a round
by himself, is
about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up... More ›› 7 - Two
college basketball players were taking an important
final exam. If they
failed, they would... More ›› 8 - It was a
particularly tough football game,
and nerves were on edge. The home team had
been the... More ›› 9 - The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to
discuss
a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former l... More ›› 10 - After a particularly poor game of
golf, a
popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started... More ›› 11 - A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting
one
morning for a particularly slow group of gol... More ›› 12 - "How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's
wife Tracy.
"Well, I was hitting pretty well, bu... More ›› 13 - Joe decides to take
his boss Phil to play 9
holes on their lunch. While both men are playing
e... More ›› 14 - There was a Packers fan with a really crappy
seat at Lambeau.
Looking with his binoculars, he sp... More ›› 15 - A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks
around
frowning.
Finally the pro askes her w... More ›› 16 - A couple of old guys were golfing
when one
said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dent... More ›› 17 - St. Peter and Satan
were having an argument
one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game
to b... More ›› 18 - Bob and Tom both like to golf. One day
Bob
went to Tom and said, "Hey look at this great ball!"... More ›› 19 - Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf
later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the co... More ›› 20 - Coming
home from his Little League game,
Billy swung open the front door very
excited. Unable... More ›› 21 - A guy took his girlfriend to her first football
game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the g... More ›› 22 - The seven dwarves are down in the mines when
there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance... More ›› 23 - A manager was being interviewed after he had
resigned from a football club?
"Were the crowd n... More ›› 24 - Egotistical Harry was always reminding people
that he
played semi-pro baseball.
"I was the Ja... More ›› 25 - A true story, according to the LA
Times.....
Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward... More ›› 26 - Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot
finish bottom ?
Captain: Well, it could have be... More ›› 27 - Manager: Twenty
teams in the league and you
lot finish bottom?
Captain: Well, it could have bee... More ›› 28 - Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million.
I call him our wonder player
Fan: Why's that?
Ma... More ›› 29 - Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to
start
with and a hundred pounds a week in a year's... More ›› 30 - Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I
think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake."
Cad... More ›› 31 - Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer
and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK!... More ›› 32 - How many
Man U. fans does it take to change
a lightbulb?
One to change the lightbulb, and one... More ›› 33 - Golfer:
"I'd move heaven and earth to be
able to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven.... More ›› 34 - Golfer: "Caddy,
do you think it is a sin to
play golf on Sunday?"
Caddy: "The way you play, sir... More ›› 35 - Q: What's the difference
between David
Beckham and an airplane model kit?
A: One's a glueless... More ›› 36 - Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the
time, caddy. It's
distracting!"
Caddy: "This i... More ›› 37 - Golfer: "Caddy, do you think my game is
improving?"
Caddy: "Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much... More ›› 38 - Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight.
What
happened to your three week diet ?
Player: I... More ›› 39 - Big Ron
was caught speeding on his way to
the City Ground today.
"I'll do anything for 3 points... More ›› 40 - Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight.
What
happened to your three week diet?
Player: I... More ›› 41 - Tyson's psychologist told Mike to
take a
year off, he obviously misunderstood....good thing he d... More ›› 42 - Golfer: "That can't be my
ball, caddy. It
looks far too old."
Caddy: "It's a long time since we... More ›› 43 - Why were the two managers sitting
around
sketching crockery before the start of the game ?
It w... More ›› 44 - Why were the two managers sitting around
sketching crockery before the start of the game?
It wa... More ›› 45 - Q: What is the difference between Liverpool
football
and a tea bag?
A: The tea bag stays in th... More ›› 46 - Q: How does Stan Collymore change a
lightbulb?
A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves... More ›› 47 - Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first
week at spring
training?
A: Studying their Miran... More ›› 48 - Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly
before!
Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played bef... More ›› 49 - Why was the struggling mange
seen shaking
the club cat?
To see if there was any more money in t... More ›› 50 - Why is it that birds are quickly sold
when
they come up on the transfer market?
They tend to go... More ›› 51 - What is black and white and black and white and
black
and white?
A Newcastle fan rolling down a... More ›› 52 - Why does someone who runs marathons make a good
student?
Because education pays off in the long... More ›› 53 - What did the footballer say when he accidentally
burped during a game?
Sorry, it was a freak hi... More ›› 54 - Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson
after the fight?
A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!... More ›› 55 - How do you stop squirrels playing football in
the garden ?
Hide the ball, it drives them nuts !... More ›› 56 - Why are
football grounds odd ?
Because
you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !... More ›› 57 - How do you stop squirrels playing football in
the
garden?
Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!... More ›› 58 - Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the
Month" isn't an award.
It's an appointment!... More ›› 59 - Why are football grounds odd?
Because you can
sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!... More ›› 60 - Why do managers bring suitcases
along to
away games ?
So that they can pack the defence !... More ›› 61 - Why
do managers bring suitcases along to
away games?
So that they can pack the defence!... More ›› 62 - Why should you be
careful playing against a
team of big cats?
They might be cheetahs!... More ›› 63 - Did you hear about the football team who ate
too much pudding ?
They got jellygated !... More ›› 64 - Which goal keeper can jump higher than a
crossbar?
All of them, a crossbar can't jump!... More ›› 65 - What does a basketball player do before he
blows out his candles?
He makes a swish!... More ›› 66 - Did you hear about the football team who ate
too much pudding?
They got jellygated!... More ›› 67 - Why do grasshoppers not go to
many football
matches?
They prefer cricket matches!... More ›› 68 - Why aren't football stadiums built in outer
space?
Because there is no atmosphere!... More ›› 69 - Why are football players never asked for
dinner?
Because they're always dribbling!... More ›› 70 - Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear
?
Because he liked sole music !... More ›› 71 - Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto
the
pitch ?
He was the skipper !... More ›› 72 - What should a football team do if the pitch is
flooded ?
Bring on their subs !... More ›› 73 - Q: What did the football say to the football
player?
A: I get a kick out of you.... More ›› 74 - Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto
the
pitch?
He was the skipper!... More ›› 75 - Why did the footballer hold his
boot to his
ear?
Because he liked sole music!... More ›› 76 - What should a football team do if the pitch is
flooded?
Bring on their subs!... More ›› 77 - If you have a referee in football, what do you
have in bowls ?
Cornflakes !... More ›› 78 - What
do you get if you drop a piano on a
team's defence?
A flat back four!... More ›› 79 - Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a
5-iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."... More ›› 80 - If you have a referee in football, what do you
have
in bowls?
Cornflakes!... More ›› 81 - What does a footballer and a magician have in
common ?
Both do hat tricks !... More ›› 82 - What does a footballer and a magician have in
common?
Both do hat tricks!... More ›› 83 - Ref:I'm sending you off
Player: What for
?
Ref: The rest of the match !... More ›› 84 - Where do religious school children practice
sports?
In the prayground!... More ›› 85 - Ref: I'm sending you off
Player: What
for?
Ref: The rest of the match!... More ›› 86 - Where do football directors go when they are fed
up ?
The bored room !... More ›› 87 - Why do artists never win when they play
football ?
They keep drawing !... More ›› 88 - How did the basketball court get wet?
The
players dribbled all over it!... More ›› 89 - What part of a football ground is never the
same?
The changing rooms!... More ›› 90 - How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle
?
Somebody took a corner !... More ›› 91 - What part of a football ground is never the same
?
The changing rooms !... More ›› 92 - Where do football directors go when they are fed
up?
The bored room!... More ›› 93 - Golfer: "This golf is a funny game."
Caddy:
"It's not supposed to be."... More ›› 94 - What is the bank manager's favourite
type
of football ?
Fiver side !... More ›› 95 - Did you hear about the underwater snooker
player?
He was a pool shark!... More ›› 96 - How did the footbal pitch end up as
triangle?
Somebody took a corner!... More ›› 97 - What is the bank manager's favourite
type
of football?
Fiver side!... More ›› 98 - Why
did the goal post get angry ?
Because
the bar was rattled !... More ›› 99 - What part of a football pitch
smells
nicest?
The scenter spot!... More ›› 100 - What did they call Dracula when he won the
league?
The champire!... More ›› 101 - Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car,
who's
driving?
A: The police.... More ›› 102 - What part of a football pitch smells nicest
?
The scenter spot !... More ›› 103 - What's the chilliest ground in the premiership
?
Cold Trafford !... More ›› 104 - When fish play football, who is the
captain?
The team's kipper!... More ›› 105 - Which England player keeps up the fuel supply
?
Paul gas coin !... More ›› 106 - How do hens encourage their football teams
?
They egg them on !... More ›› 107 - What's the chilliest ground in the
premiership?
Cold Trafford!... More ›› 108 - Who won the race between two balls of
string?
They we're tied!... More ›› 109 - Which England player keeps up the fuel
supply?
Paul gas coin!... More ›› 110 - Why did the goal post get angry?
Because the
bar was rattled!... More ›› 111 - How do hens encourage their football
teams?
They egg them on!... More ›› 112 - What is a runner's
favourite subject in
school?
Jog-raphy!... More ›› 113 - What stories are told by basketball
players?
Tall stories!... More ›› 114 - What is a runner's favourite subject in school
?
Jog-raphy !... More ›› 115 - What stories are told by basketball players
?
Tall stories !... More ›› 116 - Why did the chicken get sent off?
For
persistent fowl play!... More ›› 117 - Where do spiders play their FA Cup
final?
Webley stadium!... More ›› 118 - Why didn't the dog want to play football
?
It was a boxer !... More ›› 119 - Where do spiders play their FA Cup final
?
Webley stadium !... More ›› 120 - Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It
was a boxer!... More ›› 121 - What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas
?
Ince pies !... More ›› 122 - What is a goal keepers favourite snack
?
Beans on post !... More ›› 123 - Which insect didn't play well in goal ?
The
fumble bee !... More ›› 124 - What does Paul Inces mum make for
Christmas?
Ince pies!... More ›› 125 - Which insect didn't play well in goal?
The
fumble bee!... More ›› 126 - What is a goal keepers favourite snack?
Beans
on post!... More ›› 127 - What lights up a football stadium ?
A
football match !... More ›› 128 - What lights up a football stadium?
A football
match!... More ›› 129 - What's tennis players favourite
city?
Volley wood!... More ›› 130 - Which football team loves ice-cream?
Aston
Vanilla!... More ›› 131 - What did the bumble bee striker say ?
Hive
scored !... More ›› 132 - What did the bumble bee striker say?
Hive
scored!... More ›› 133 - How does a physicist exercise?
By pumping
ion!... More ›› 134 - What are Brazilian fans called?
Brazil
nuts!... More ›› 135 - Where do footballers dance ?
At a football
!... More ›› 136 - Where do footballers dance?
At a football!... More ›› 137 - What tea do footballers drink?
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