1 - A woman was cutting her husband's
thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for... More ›› 2 - Doctor, doctor, can you give me
something for my baldness?
How about a few pounds of pig manur... More ›› 3 - America's
oldest lady was 115 years
old today, and she hasn't got a grey hair on her
head.
H... More ›› 4 - What do you get if you cross a
hairdresser with a werewolf?
A monster with an all-over perm.... More ›› 5 - Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair
all down her back.
Harry: Pity it's not on her head!... More ›› 6 - Customer: Why doesn't my
hairline
look good?
Barber: It's on the same old head.... More ›› 7 - A man was getting a haircut prior to a
trip to Rome. He
mentioned the trip to the barber who res... More ›› 8 - Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg
gets invited to a costume party. Being shy and self-cons... More ›› 9 - A man enters a barber shop for a shave.
While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the prob... More ›› 10 - A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat
on the barber's chair
and said, "I'll have a shave and... More ›› 11 - A guy admired the hair of three girls.
He walked by one
and asked, "How'd you get such lovely bl... More ›› 12 - A man and a little boy entered a
barbershop
together. After the man received the full treatment... More ›› 13 - A little girl climbed
into her
grandfather's lap and studied his white, balding head. She
ran... More ›› 14 - two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one
starts complaining about being bald. the othe... More ›› 15 - A guy walks in to the
Barbershop.
Barber says, "What will it be today?" Guy says, "well I
want... More ›› 16 - a guy was teased everywhere of his
totally noticably bald head! Afta goin thru yrs of this, he d... More ›› 17 - The Sunday
School teacher asked if
any of the children's parents had quoted from
the Bible in... More ›› 18 - Janet came home from school and asked
her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair la... More ›› 19 - After accepting an
invitation to
dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants... More ›› 20 - A man sitting in a barber's
chair
noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he comme... More ›› 21 - Barber: And how
old are you, little
man?
Fred: Eight.
Barber: And do you want a haircut?
F... More ›› 22 - A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an
empty
chair.
"Haircut, sir?" asked the barber... More ›› 23 - Barber: Were
you wearing a red scarf
when you came in? Customer: No.
Barber: Oh dear! Then I m... More ›› 24 - How much for a haircut?
Barber:
Fifteen dollars.
How much for a shave?
Barber: Ten dollars.... More ›› 25 - Karen: Have you noticed
that Daddy
is getting taller ?
Sharon: No, why ?
Karen: His head is st... More ›› 26 - First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch
and didn't turn a hair!
Second boy: I'm not surprised -... More ›› 27 - What do you call
an English teacher,
five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils
and tot... More ›› 28 - My barber is a specialist in road map
shaves.
How come?
When he's finished, your face is ful... More ›› 29 - Doctor, Doctor my
hair keeps falling
out, can you give me anything to keep it in ?
Yes, here is... More ›› 30 - Customer: Couldn't you see I was going
bald?
Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.... More ›› 31 - Barber: Your hair is getting grey,
Sir.
Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?... More ›› 32 - If the Pilgrims came over on the
Mayflower, how did the
barbers arrive?
On clipper ships.... More ›› 33 - Why does a barber never shave a man with
a
wooden leg?
Because he always uses a razor.... More ›› 34 - Why did the bald man put a rabbit
on
his head?
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).... More ›› 35 - What do you get if you cross a
hairdresser and a bucket
of cement ?
Permanent waves !... More ›› 36 - Customer: Why did
you take off so
much hair?
Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it.... More ›› 37 - Look at that bald man over there.
It's the first time I've seen a parting with ears.... More ›› 38 - Teacher: I see
you don't cut your
hair any longer.
Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.... More ›› 39 - When can you dive in a swimming pool and
not
get your hair wet ?
When your bald !... More ›› 40 - Customer: Why is my hairline
receding?
Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.... More ›› 41 - YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE
A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.... More ›› 42 - YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU
WHERE A
TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.... More ›› 43 - Why do polo bears like bald men ?
Because they have a great, white, bear place !... More ›› 44 - Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their
hair?
A: It matches their mustaches.... More ›› 45 - What do you get if you cross a wireless
with a
hairdresser ?
Radio waves !... More ›› 46 - There are three ways a
man wears his
hair - parted- unparted or departed... More ›› 47 - Why do bald-headed men never use
keys?
Because they've lost their locks.... More ›› 48 - Why do barbers make good drivers?
Because they know all the short cuts.... More ›› 49 - I had a dream you were a tire last
night. I woke up and you were
bald.... More ›› 50 - What should you buy if your
hair
falls out ?
A good vacuum cleaner !... More ›› 51 - What's a barber's favourite kind of
holiday?
Cruising on a clipper.... More ›› 52 - Is that your face or are you
wearing
your hair back to front today?... More ›› 53 - Why was the lady's hair
angry?
Because she was always teasing it.... More ›› 54 - Knock Knock
Who's there !
Barber
!
Barber who ?
Barberd wire !... More ›› 55 - What do you call a policeman with blonde
hair ?
A fair cop !... More ›› 56 - Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you
for a green
rabbit.... More ›› 57 - For what person do all men take off
their hats?
The barber.... More ›› 58 - Why did the bald man go outside ?
To
get some fresh hair !... More ›› 59 - What do you call a high-priced barber
shop?
A clip joint.... More ›› 60 - How does a barber make phone calls?
He cuts them short.... More ›› 61 - Who never gets his hair wet in the
shower? A bald man.... More ›› 62 - What do you call a
proton with big
hair?
A 'froton.... More ›› 63 - What's your dad getting for Christmas?
Bald and fat.... More ›› 64 - What do you call a pen with no hair
?
A bald point !... More ›› 65 - What side of a monster has more hair
?
The outside !... More ›› 66 - How can you avoid falling hair?
Get
out of the way.... More ›› 67 - I want a hair cut please.
Certainly,
which one !... More ›› 68 - Your so bald, I can see what your
thinking.... More ›› 69 - What kind of hair do oceans have
?
Wavy !... More ›› 70 - Your so bald your bald... More ›› |
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