1 - A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down
and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls ou... More ›› 2 - "What flavors of ice cream
do you have?"
inquired the customer.
"Vanilla, strawberry, and choco... More ›› 3 - The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant
recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a... More ›› 4 - Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger
?
No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eati... More ›› 5 - Sign at restaurant reads:
Eat here diet
home... More ›› 6 - Two men were in a restaurant and ordered
fish. The waiter
brought a dish with two fish, one larg... More ›› 7 - An American tourist was lunching in a
restaurant
in China where the specialty was duck. The wait... More ›› 8 - A out-of-towner in New York at the height
of the tourist season
decided to revisit an uptown res... More ›› 9 - A man walks
into a Chinese restaurant
but is told by the
Maitre'd that there will be at least a... More ›› 10 - Two little boys were
visiting their
grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch. They... More ›› 11 - A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner
one night. The waiter tells them the night's special... More ›› 12 - Young woman sat down in small
restaurant, a waitress came over to take her order.
"I'll have a... More ›› 13 - "Can
I have some two-handed cheese,
please?" a man in a restaurant asked
the waiter.
"What d... More ›› 14 - Girl: How much is a soft drink
?
Waitress: Fifty cents.
Girl: How much is refill ?
Waitress: Th... More ›› 15 - "What's the matter with your dinner
?"
"Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell... More ›› 16 - How
many McDonald's counter girls does
it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it an... More ›› 17 - Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play
requests?
Yes, sir. Then ask him to play tiddlywinks unt... More ›› 18 - How many cafeteria staff does it take to
change a light bulb?
"Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago,... More ›› 19 - I went to a restaurant that serves
-breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the... More ›› 20 - Hello? Fred's Restaurant.
Hello! I'd
like to know, do you serve crabs?
We serve anyone, sir! C... More ›› 21 - Why was
the restaurant called "Out of
this World"?
Because it was full of Unidentified Frying... More ›› 22 - Waiter, what is this bug doing on
my
wives shoulder!
I don't know - friendly thing isn't he !... More ›› 23 - At which fast food
restaurant is a
hamburger happiest?
Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!... More ›› 24 - Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant
every day.
Patron 2: I don't tip, either.... More ›› 25 - Did you hear about the new
restaurant on
the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.... More ›› 26 - At our local
restaurant you can eat
dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?... More ›› 27 - There was an awful fight at the seafood
restaurant.
Four fish got battered!... More ›› 28 - What does a Chinese restaurant
serve
for Easter?
Coloured eggrolls!... More ›› 29 - Q:What did one plate say to the other
plate?
A:('Lunch is on me!')... More ›› 30 - Is your food spicy Sir ?
No, smoke
always comes out of my ears !... More ›› 31 - Jane's father
decided to take all the
family out to a restaurant for a meal. As he'd
spent qui... More ›› 32 - Three
couples are dining
together.
The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, H... More ›› 33 - Customer to friend: This is a wonderful
restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad... More ›› 34 - Eulus stood in front of the take-out
window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. "I want two hamb... More ›› 35 - Once a man went to a resturant and ordered
an egg. When it was brought he didn't liked it so he... More ›› |
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