1 - Why were the early days of history called the
dark ages ?
Because there were so many knights !... More ›› 2 - Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he
had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.
Well he s... More ›› 3 - Who succeeded the first President of the USA
?
The second one !... More ›› 4 - When crossing the Delaware River why did
George Washington
stand up in the boat ?
He was afraid... More ›› 5 - Teacher: "What did the Indians
bring to the
first Thanksgiving?"
Student: "Baseballs."
Teach... More ›› 6 - Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia
?
Must have been a duck family
A duck family ?
Didn'... More ›› 7 - "What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln,
and Christopher Columbus all
have in common? They... More ›› 8 - Why did the pioneers cross
the country in
covered wagons ?
Because they didn't want to wait 40... More ›› 9 - What do Alexander the
Great and Winnie the
Pooh have in common ?
They both have 'the' as their... More ›› 10 - What does the 1286BC incribed on
the
mummy's tomb indicate ?
The registration of the car that r... More ›› 11 - How did you do in
your tests ?
I did
what George Washington did !
What was that ?
Went down i... More ›› 12 - Woman: Why are you begging for a
quarter?
Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a... More ›› 13 - The Spanish explorers went round the world in
a galleon.
How many galleons did the get to the mil... More ›› 14 - When were King Arthur's army too tired to
fight
?
When they had lots of sleepless knights !... More ›› 15 - When did Caesar reign ?
I didn't know he
reigned.
Of course he did, didn't they hail him ?... More ›› 16 - Why did the Romans build
straight roads
?
So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !... More ›› 17 - "You know an ancestor of mine came over on the
Mayflower." "Really? Which rat was he?"... More ›› 18 - Why did the Pilgrims create
Thanksgiving?
They wanted another excuse to watch football.... More ›› 19 - Do you know the 20th President of the United
States ?
No, we were never introduced !... More ›› 20 - Why does history keep repeating itself
?
Because we weren't listening the first time !... More ›› 21 - What was the first think Queen
Elizabeth
did on ascending to the throne ?
Sat down !... More ›› 22 - I'm learning ancient history ?
So am I,
lets go for a walk and talk over old times !... More ›› 23 - What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years
old ?
A year older on his birthday !... More ›› 24 - You've
failed history again !
Well you
always told me to let bygones be bygones !... More ›› 25 - If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders,
who
supported Atlas ?
His wife !... More ›› 26 - What did King Arthur sleep with when he was
afraid of the dark?
A knight light... More ›› 27 - What was the greatest
accomplishment of
the early Romans ?
Speaking Latin !... More ›› 28 - What did they do at the Boston Tea Party
?
I don't know, I wasn't invited !... More ›› 29 - What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies
quiet?
Egyptian dummies.... More ›› 30 - Where did the pilgrims land when they came to
America ?
On their feet !... More ›› 31 - What do history teachers make when they want
to get together ?
Dates !... More ›› 32 - What did Caesar say to
Cleopatra
?
Toga-ether we can rule the world !... More ›› 33 - What did Paul Revere say
when he got on
his horse?
Giddy up horsey !... More ›› 34 - Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?
He
liked to chop and change !... More ›› 35 - My teacher
reminds me of history
She's always repeating herself !... More ›› 36 - How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships
?
With their eyes shut !... More ›› 37 - Why did Arthur have a round
table ?
So
no one could corner him !... More ›› 38 - What famous chiropodist ruled England
?
William the Corn-cutter!... More ›› 39 - What English King invented
the fireplace
?
Alfred the grate !... More ›› 40 - Who invented King Arthur's round table
?
Sir Circumference !... More ›› 41 - What did General
Patton do on Thanksgiving?
He gave tanks.... More ›› 42 - What was King Arthur's favourite game
?
Knights and crosses !... More ›› 43 - What was Camelot ?
A place where people
parked their camels !... More ›› 44 - Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?
He
wanted Mark Antony !... More ›› 45 - Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies?
A:
In his sleevies!... More ›› 46 - Whose son was Edward, the Black Prince
?
Old King Coal !... More ›› 47 - Where was the Magna Carta signed ?
At the
bottom !... More ›› 48 - What was Camelot famous for ?
It's knight
life !... More ›› |
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