1 - A blonde goes into work one morning crying her
eyes out.
Her boss, concerned about his employe... More ›› 2 - A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided
to hire
herself out as a handyman-type and started... More ›› 3 - Two bowling
teams, one of all blondes and
one of all brunettes, charter a
double-decker bus fo... More ›› 4 - One day 3 women went to the
top of a water
flume in a swimming pool. There was a black haired,... More ›› 5 - A young ventriloquist is touring the
clubs
and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a... More ›› 6 - A blonde went to
eletronic store and she
asked, "How is much is this TV?"
The salesman said, "... More ›› 7 - In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical
wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes... More ›› 8 - A blonde walks up
to a Coke machine and
puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks
amaz... More ›› 9 - A guy took his blonde
girlfriend to a
football game for the first time.
After the game he ask... More ›› 10 - Two
blondes are walking down the street.
One notices a compact on the sidewalk
and leans down... More ›› 11 - Q: What's the difference between a
blonde
and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley... More ›› 12 - Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to
make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.... More ›› 13 - Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
A:
"Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"... More ›› 14 - A blonde decides to learn and try horse back
riding
unassisted without prior experience or lesso... More ›› 15 - A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York.
When the
attendant came by and asked for her tic... More ›› 16 - Three women are
about to be executed.
One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a
blonde.... More ›› 17 - A blonde walks by a travel
agency and
notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!".... More ›› 18 - A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on
an island.
One day, the three of them are wal... More ›› 19 - One morning this blonde calls her friend and
says, "Would you mind
coming over and helping me ou... More ›› 20 - A dumb
blonde was really tired of being
made fun of, so she decided to have her
hair she would... More ›› 21 - A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk
if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk l... More ›› 22 - One day while a blonde was out
driving her
car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made he... More ›› 23 - A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde
catches up
to him. She knocks on the window and says... More ›› 24 - There was a blonde who was at an all blonde
football game.
At halftime she was called down to a... More ›› 25 - A blonde came home from school one day and said
to her mom,
''I can count higher then all the ki... More ›› 26 - A blonde and her husband were driving home,
when
they hit a rabit.
They both got out of the ca... More ›› 27 - A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after
work
for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6... More ›› 28 - One day a blonde woman was down on her luck
and she needed a quick way to get money.
She saw so... More ›› 29 - A blonde bought a brand new car and decided
to drive down from some place far off, to meet this... More ›› 30 - A blonde got lost in her car in a snow
storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If... More ›› 31 - A blonde, a brunette, and a
man are driving
in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up... More ›› 32 - A brunette,
a blonde, and a redhead were
standing in a line before a firing squad.
The command... More ›› 33 - One day a blond went out to check her mail box.
There was
nothing in it. Her neighbor who was al... More ›› 34 - A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is
cheating on
her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
She... More ›› 35 - A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all
stuck
on a deserted island together. The island is 20... More ›› 36 - Three blondes are stranded on an island.
A
fairy comes along and says that she will grant each p... More ›› 37 - There's a brunette standing in the
middle
of a street jumping up and down, counting "57, 57, 57.... More ›› 38 - A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac
arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After abou... More ›› 39 - A redhead, a brunette and a blonde
all
escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby w... More ›› 40 - A car was driving down the
street when all
of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going ba... More ›› 41 - A blonde calls
her husband at work one day
and asks him, "Can you help me when you
get home?"... More ›› 42 - One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her
house,
sees the blonde crying, and asks her what h... More ›› 43 - One day a blonde,
red-head, and a brunette
were driving through the desert when all of a sudden... More ›› 44 - A man was trimming his
bushes. His neighbor
(the blonde) walks out, checks her mail only to see... More ›› 45 - At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use
the
infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.... More ›› 46 - A blonde was driving down
the road
listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard
b... More ›› 47 - A blonde comes home from a
day of shopping
and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls... More ›› 48 - Three blondes were walking through a field when
they came across a set
of tracks.
The first... More ›› 49 - A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an
M L."
The bartender says, "What's an M L?"... More ›› 50 - A blonde
is walking down the street with
her blouse open, exposing one of her
breasts.
A ne... More ›› 51 - A blond guy
and a brunette girl were
happily married and about to have a baby. One
day, the wi... More ›› 52 - A person went into the
office kitchen one
morning and found a new blonde girl painting the
wal... More ›› 53 - A blonde walks into a hair salon
to get her
hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to... More ›› 54 - A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to
the
drugstore to get some pads. The wide selectio... More ›› 55 - A blonde, brunette
and a redhead had a
breaststroke swimming race across the English
Channel.... More ›› 56 - A friend meets up with her friend as she is
picking
her car up from the mechanic.
Her friend... More ›› 57 - While shopping at the
grocery store, I
noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was
labele... More ›› 58 - A man works in the
operations department of
a large bank. Employees call him from the field when... More ›› 59 - Did you hear about
the two females who were
watching a blonde walk by? The first one said,
"I... More ›› 60 - This executive was interviewing a
nervous
young blonde women for a position in his company. He w... More ›› 61 - A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one
night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she lan... More ›› 62 - Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus,
Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde th... More ›› 63 - One
day there was a blonde riding a horse.
The horse kept going faster and
faster until the bl... More ›› 64 - A blonde was taking the tour of a national park
not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour g... More ›› 65 - Q: What's the difference between a blonde and
a
computer?
A: You only have to punch information... More ›› 66 - A blonde was
bragging about her knowledge
of international capitals.
She proudly said, "Go a... More ›› 67 - Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to
unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
Fi... More ›› 68 - A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The
brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - no... More ›› 69 - A policeman pulled a blonde over after
he/she'd been
driving the wrong way on a one-way street.... More ›› 70 - One day a blonde went to a
sea food
restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. Sh... More ›› 71 - Q: Did you hear what the
blonde who was
opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her... More ›› 72 - A blonde was
walking down the road with a
healthy looking pig under her arm. As she
passed the... More ›› 73 - Q: Why do
Blondes wear padded
shoulders?
A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their... More ›› 74 - A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside
and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do... More ›› 75 - A blonde was filling out an application form
for
a job. She promptly
filled the columns entitl... More ›› 76 - Two blondes are on
opposite sides of a
lake.
One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get... More ›› 77 - One day, a blonde and her friend were walking
through the
park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend sa... More ›› 78 - Q:
Did you hear about the blonde who
dropped out of nursing school?
A: She was doing great unti... More ›› 79 - A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a
park.
The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at... More ›› 80 - Two blondes were walking down the road and the
first blonde said "Look
at that dog with one eye!... More ›› 81 - Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that
"Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?... More ›› 82 - A brunette doing laundry asked her
blonde
friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blon... More ›› 83 - Q: How can you steal the window seat of a
blonde
on a plane going to London?
A: Tell her the... More ›› 84 - Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that
someone had
already written on the overhead tran... More ›› 85 - Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off
a
building, who would hit the ground first?
A. T... More ›› 86 - Did you hear about the two
Blondes that
were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in... More ›› 87 - When a
blonde goes to London on a plane,
how can you steal her window seat ?
Tell her the seats... More ›› 88 - Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole
week
to wash three basement windows?
A: It took her six... More ›› 89 - Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke
three
times?
A: Once when you tell it, once when you tel... More ›› 90 - The assistant asked the blonde if she would
like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"S... More ›› 91 - Q.
Why did the blonde get so excited when
she finished the jigsaw puzzle
after only 6 months?... More ›› 92 - Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks
Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: D... More ›› 93 - A German woman is walking down the street.
Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.
She sc... More ›› 94 - Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90%
of the
net bandwidth?
A: Because they keep accidentally del... More ›› 95 - Q: Why
did the blonde get so excited after
she finished her jigsaw puzzle in
only 6 months?
A... More ›› 96 - Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A1. Put a
mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2. Stick a scratch an... More ›› 97 - Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in
front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She... More ›› 98 - One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney
Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land l... More ›› 99 - Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got
pregnant for the second time?
A: She asked her husb... More ›› 100 - Q: What thoughts
do Blondes have after
reading these jokes?
A: None, as usual... and they most... More ›› 101 - Did you hear the one about the blonde that had
a problem with
her bed?
She couldn't find a knif... More ›› 102 - ''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?''
asked the blonde.
''No,'' said the brunette.
'... More ›› 103 - Q: How do you recognize a
blonde in
school?
A: They are the only ones who erase their noteboo... More ›› 104 - Teller: Why did the blonde
move to
L.A.?
Blonde: I don't know. Why?
Teller: It was easier to... More ›› 105 - Q: What did the blonde say
about blonde
jokes?
A: She said they were pretty good, but they mi... More ›› 106 - Why can't blondes
make Kool
Aid?
Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water i... More ›› 107 - A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and
deeper until she drowned.
Her husband came home and... More ›› 108 - Q: How can you tell a blonde is being
unfaithful?
A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to t... More ›› 109 - Q.How many blonde's does it
take to change
a light bulb?
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb, 1 to find... More ›› 110 - Q: How do you
know when a blonde has been
making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells... More ›› 111 - Why do blondes have see-through lunch box
tops?
So they can tell if they are going to work or goi... More ›› 112 - Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks
on
her back? She crawled across the street when th... More ›› 113 - Q: How do you keep a
blonde in
suspense?
A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the ot... More ›› 114 - Q: What did the blonde do when she found out
she
was pregnant with triplets?
A: She went look... More ›› 115 - Q:
What does a blonde say when you ask her
if her blinker is working?
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes.... More ›› 116 - What did the blonde's mother say when she
asked
if she could lick the bowl?
"Just flush it like... More ›› 117 - Q:
How do you know if a blonde has been
sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed... More ›› 118 - Q: Why was the
blonde confused after giving
birth to twins?
A: She couldn't figure out who t... More ›› 119 - A blonde walks down the street
and sees a
banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs.... More ›› 120 - Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her
hands tightly
over her ears?
A: She's trying to ho... More ›› 121 - Did you hear about the blonde who put
"Sagittarius" at the bottom of application forms where it... More ›› 122 - Q: How can you tell if a
cat is
blonde?
A: No matter what height you drop it from it always l... More ›› 123 - Did you hear about the blonde who was a really
good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toa... More ›› 124 - Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her
cat a bath?
A: She still hasn't gotten all the ha... More ›› 125 - Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard
before
dying of old age?
A: "Today children, we wil... More ›› 126 - Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her
what the last two
words of the national anthem are?... More ›› 127 - Q: Did
you hear about the new blonde
hoodlum?
A: She runs around spray-painting her name on c... More ›› 128 - Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair
of water-skis?
A: She's still looking for a l... More ›› 129 - Q: Why did eighteen
blondes go to the
movies together?
A: They heard that under seventeen we... More ›› 130 - Q: Did you hear about the blonde that
almost caused a car accident?
A: The spare tire in her... More ›› 131 - Hear about the blonde
explorer?
She
bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sa... More ›› 132 - Did you hear
about the blonde who after
watching the ballerinas, wondered why they
didn't get... More ›› 133 - Q: How did the blonde
break her leg playing
hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
A: She fell ou... More ›› 134 - Q: What did the blonde think of the new
computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't ge... More ›› 135 - Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM,
SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing... More ›› 136 - Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police
car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it w... More ›› 137 - Did you hear about the blonde that
stayed
up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally d... More ›› 138 - Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom
attendant job?
A: He couldn't figure out how to refill th... More ›› 139 - Q: Did you hear about
the blonde
coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was... More ›› 140 - Q. What did the blonde
say when she knocked
over a priceless Ming vase?
A. "It's okay Daddy, I'... More ›› 141 - Did you hear why they closed the Seattle
Kingdom?
While the crowd was doing the wave, two blon... More ›› 142 - Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on
one buck night?
A: They couldn't fit a deer int... More ›› 143 - Q: What's the difference between a blonde and
a solar powered
calculator?
A: The blonde works i... More ›› 144 - Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM,
SCREECH,VROOM,
SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing... More ›› 145 - Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7
days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them ev... More ›› 146 - Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes
above?
A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these d... More ›› 147 - Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all
night to see where the sun went? It finally dawn... More ›› 148 - Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito?
A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than... More ›› 149 - Q.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the
medicine cabinet?
A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleepin... More ›› 150 - What did the blonde say when she saw the
sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY's... More ›› 151 - Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize she could play it at... More ›› 152 - Why did the blonde put her finger
over the
nail when she was hammering?
The noise gave her a he... More ›› 153 - Q: Why couldn't
the blonde write the
number ELEVEN?
A: Because she didn't know which one came... More ›› 154 - Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on
the
top of their head?
A: All you can eat, under... More ›› 155 - Q: Why did
the blonde only smell good on
the right side?
A: She didn't know where to buy Left... More ›› 156 - Be
careful never to let a blonde have a
coffee break... It takes too long
to retrain her after... More ›› 157 - Why did the blonde tip-toe
past the
medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping
tab... More ›› 158 - Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat
hanger in
her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her... More ›› 159 - Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of
milk in the fridge?
A: In case she wanted black co... More ›› 160 - Why did the blond lay out
on the lawn chair
in her bikini at midnight?
She wanted to get a dark... More ›› 161 - Why
don't blondes like to make
Kool-Aid?
They can't get eight cups of water into that little pa... More ›› 162 - Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4
years of college?
A: "Would you like fries with t... More ›› 163 - Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a
submarine?
A: She demanded $200,000 and a parac... More ›› 164 - Q. How do you know a blonde has been
using
the computer?
A. There is cheese in front of the m... More ›› 165 - Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that
90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She mo... More ›› 166 - A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning
storms?
Q. They think their picture is being ta... More ›› 167 - Q: Why don't blondes like buttered
toast?
A: They can't figure out which side the butter goes... More ›› 168 - Why did the blonde run out of
shampoo?
She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, rep... More ›› 169 - Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?
A: Tell
her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric ch... More ›› 170 - Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A1: They
can't find the zipper.
A2: They cant find the pull ta... More ›› 171 - Q: Did you hear about the new form
of birth
control for blondes?
A: They take off their makeu... More ›› 172 - Q. How do you confuse a
blonde?
A. Put
her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner... More ›› 173 - Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in
the
freezer?
A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold... More ›› 174 - Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the
bar?
She heard that the drinks were on the house... More ›› 175 - Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to
the blonde?
A: It is the one with the kickstand... More ›› 176 - Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours?
Write
please turn over on both sides of the paper!... More ›› 177 - Q.Why did the blonde get
thrown out of the
M & M factory?
A. She kept throwing out all the W's.... More ›› 178 - Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's
words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.... More ›› 179 - Q: Why do brunettes know so many
blonde
jokes?
A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!... More ›› 180 - Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a
dishwasher?
A.It's cloged up with paper plates.... More ›› 181 - Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number
ELEVEN ?
A: She didn't know what ONE came first...... More ›› 182 - Q: What is the
difference between blondes
and traffic signs?
A: Some traffic signs say stop.... More ›› 183 - Q: Why do blondes stand
under light
bulbs?
A: It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea.... More ›› 184 - Q.) What would you call a bunch of
blondes
stacked on top of each other?
A.) An air mattress.... More ›› 185 - Why does a blonde keep
empty beer bottles
in her fridge?
They are for those who don't drink!... More ›› 186 - Did you hear about the blonde who got into the
taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?... More ›› 187 - Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: When he
asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.... More ›› 188 - What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?
You
always hear about them but never see any!... More ›› 189 - Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A1: Because
they can spell it.
A2: Because they can spell BWM.... More ›› 190 - Q: What is the difference between a smart
blonde and
bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been sighted.... More ›› 191 - Q: Why do blondes always die before help
arrives?
A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".... More ›› 192 - Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their
foreheads?
A: They want to measure their intelligence.... More ›› 193 - Q: What is a
blonde's definition of a
naval destroyer?
A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.... More ›› 194 - Q: Why are
blondes like corn flakes?
A:
Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.... More ›› 195 - Q: Why couldn't the
blonde add 10 and 7 on
a calulator?
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.... More ›› 196 - Q:
What do you call a blonde sky diving
team?
A: A new version of the lawn dart's game.... More ›› 197 - Q. Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her
shoes?
A. To remind her that "toes go in first."... More ›› 198 - Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a
closet?
A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.... More ›› 199 - Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She
gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.... More ›› 200 - What
is every blonde's ambition in life?
To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.... More ›› 201 - Q: What do blonds
and spaghetti have in
common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.... More ›› 202 - Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have
in
common?
A: They both have black roots.... More ›› 203 - Why do
blondes wash their hair in the sink?
That's where you wash all your vegetables!... More ›› 204 - Why did the blonde call the welfare
office?
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!... More ›› 205 - Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken
over by a demon?
A: A vacant posession.... More ›› 206 - Q: Why do
blondes wear their hair up?
A:
To catch everything that goes over their heads... More ›› 207 - What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run - she is still holding the grenade!... More ›› 208 - What do
you do when a blonde throws a
grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it
back!... More ›› 209 - What do blondes and beer bottles have in
common? They are
both empty from the neck up!... More ›› 210 - Q: Why can't blondes put in light
bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.... More ›› 211 - Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea
in the morning?
A: It swells at night.... More ›› 212 - Why don't you see blonde pharmacists? They
can't
get the bottles into the typewriter!... More ›› 213 - Q: How can you tell if a blonde has
been
using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.... More ›› 214 - Q: Why was the blondes'
belly button sore
?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.... More ›› 215 - Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass
wall?
A. To see what was on the other side.... More ›› 216 - Q: Why do blondes have little holes all
over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.... More ›› 217 - Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence
?
A: She wasn't used to the front seat!... More ›› 218 - Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed
blonde
out of a tree?
A. Wave at her.... More ›› 219 - Q. How did the blonde die
ice-fishing?
A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.... More ›› 220 - Q: Why did the blonde want to
become a
veterinarian?
A: Because she loved children.... More ›› 221 - Did you hear about the blonde who
brought
her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?... More ›› 222 - These two blondes walk into a
building.
You'd think one of them would have seen it.... More ›› 223 - Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44
bus? She took the 22 twice instead.... More ›› 224 - Q. What do you call a
blonde who dies her
hair brown?
A. Artificial intelligence.... More ›› 225 - Q. Why is it good to have a blonde
passenger?
A. You can park in the handicap zone.... More ›› 226 - Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new
brain transplant?
A: She sneezes.... More ›› 227 - A blonde opened a hair salon next to a
graveyard
and named it ''Curl Up and Dye.''... More ›› 228 - Why did the blonde have
blisters on her
lips?
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.... More ›› 229 - Did you hear about the blonde who went to a
nudist camp for a game of strip poker?... More ›› 230 - Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice
carton? It said
"concentrate" on it!... More ›› 231 - A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car,
but burned her lips
on the tailpipe.... More ›› 232 - Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a
box of cheerios?
A. Donut seeds.... More ›› 233 - Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution
of higher learning?
A: A visitor.... More ›› 234 - Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble
gum
commercials?
A: Double-dumb.... More ›› 235 - Q. What does a blonde
say when you blow in
her ear?
A. "Thanks for the refill!"... More ›› 236 - Q: How
do you recognize a blonde at a car
wash?
A: She's the one on her bike.... More ›› 237 - Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in
it?
A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!... More ›› 238 - Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?
A: They can both drive you crazy.... More ›› 239 - Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?
A: She thought her maxi pad had wings... More ›› 240 - Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by
drooling idiots?
A: Flattered.... More ›› 241 - Q: What do you call a
fly buzzing inside a
blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.... More ›› 242 - Did you hear about the
blonde who thought
nitrates was cheaper than day rates?... More ›› 243 - Q:
What do you call a blonde in a tree with
a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.... More ›› 244 - Q: What a BLONDE will ask the
doctor, in
the maternity ward?
A: "Is it mine?"... More ›› 245 - Q: Where do you look for
blonde's
obituaries?
A: Under "Home Improvements."... More ›› 246 - Q. What is eternity?
A. When 4 blondes meet
at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!... More ›› 247 - Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather
jacket?
A. A rebel without a clue!... More ›› 248 - I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I
went out with.
I dyed my hair !... More ›› 249 - Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They
put tacks in their shoulder pads.... More ›› 250 - Q: How did the blonde kill her toy
poodle?
A: Trying to put batteries in it.... More ›› 251 - Q: What job function does a blonde have in an
M&M
factory?
A: Proofreading.... More ›› 252 - ... Q.) Why
would a blonde wear green
lipstick?
A.) Because red means Stop.... More ›› 253 - How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?
Tell
her a joke on a Monday!... More ›› 254 - Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give
in?
A: "Have another beer."... More ›› 255 - Q: What do blondes eat to increase
their
breast size?
A: Silicone chips.... More ›› 256 - Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?
A.
Because she was raking up the leaves!... More ›› 257 - Q: What do you
call a dumb blonde behind a
steering wheel?
A: An air bag.... More ›› 258 - Q: Why did the blonde snort
Sweet-n-Low?
A: She thought it was Diet Coke.... More ›› 259 - Q: What happens when a blonde gets
Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!... More ›› 260 - What do you call a blonde standing between two
brunettes? A mental block!... More ›› 261 - Q: How do you confuse a
blonde?
A: Ask
her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.... More ›› 262 - Q: How did the
blonde try to kill the
bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.... More ›› 263 - Q: Why did the blonde drive
into the
ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.... More ›› 264 - Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So
brunettes can remember them.... More ›› 265 - Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech
impediment?
A: She can't say "No".... More ›› 266 - What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette
?
A blonde doing cartwheels.... More ›› 267 - Q: What
kinds of people don't get invited
to blonde parties?
A: Women!... More ›› 268 - Q: Why don't blondes eat Jelly?
A: They put
tacks in their shoulder pads.... More ›› 269 - Q: What can strike a blonde without her
even knowing it?
A: A thought.... More ›› 270 - Q: Where do blondes go to meet their
relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.... More ›› 271 - Q:
How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One - the rest are all true.... More ›› 272 - Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A:
They always forget the recipe.... More ›› 273 - Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang
while she was
ironing!... More ›› 274 - How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?
Shine a torch in her ear!... More ›› 275 - I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw
was the back of her head!... More ›› 276 - Q: What do you call four Blondes in a
Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin... More ›› 277 - Q: Why don't blonde's like
audio-books?
A: There aren't any pictures.... More ›› 278 - Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
A:
They don't know the route.... More ›› 279 - Q: How do you
confuse a blonde?
A: You
don't. They're born that way.... More ›› 280 - Q: Why do men like blonde jokes??
A: Because
they can understand them.... More ›› 281 - What do you call a blonde in a tree with a
brief case?
Branch manager.... More ›› 282 - Why are only 2% of blondes
touch-typists?
The rest are hunt'n peckers.... More ›› 283 - Q: Did you hear about the blonde that
invented the solar flashlight?... More ›› 284 - Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A:
(I'll tell you tomorrow.)... More ›› 285 - How do you kill a blonde?
Give them a
gun an say it is a blow dryer... More ›› 286 - Q: How does a blonde
high-5?
A: She
smacks herself in the forehead.... More ›› 287 - Q: What do you
call a blonde holding a
balloon?
A: Siamese twins.... More ›› 288 - I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts....
she gave me change!... More ›› 289 - Q: Did you hear about the
blond
skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!... More ›› 290 - Q.What are the worst six years in a
blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.... More ›› 291 - This blonde is so stupid,
she called me to
get my telephone number!... More ›› 292 - Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour
to cook Minute Rice?... More ›› 293 - Q. Why do blondes have more fun?
A. They are
easier to keep amused.... More ›› 294 - Did you hear about
the blonde who was an
M.D.--Mentally Deficient?... More ›› 295 - Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't
know. Neither did she!... More ›› 296 - Q:
When does a brunette have 1/2 of a
brain?
A: After a dye job.... More ›› 297 - Q: How did the blonde
die drinking
milk?
A: The cow fell on her.... More ›› 298 - What do you call 100 blondes standing ear
to ear? A wind tunnel!... More ›› 299 - Q: What do you call a blonde
in a leather
jacket?
A: Married.... More ›› 300 - Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat
herself?
A: Acupuncture.... More ›› 301 - Q: What's a blonde's favorite
color?
A: A light shade of clear.... More ›› 302 - Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She
fell in the sink!... More ›› 303 - What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A
blonde parade!... More ›› 304 - Q: What did the blonde's
dentist
find?
A: Teeth in the cavity.... More ›› 305 - Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide
and Seek?
A: One.... More ›› 306 - What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a
four way stop.... More ›› 307 - Q: What does a blonde make best for
dinner?
A: Reservations.... More ›› 308 - Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful
time. Where am I?... More ›› 309 - Q. What is a brunette between two
blondes?
A. An interpreter.... More ›› 310 - Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a
circle?
A: A dope ring.... More ›› 311 - Q: What is the definition of gross
ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.... More ›› 312 - How did the blonde
burn her
nose?
Bobbing for french fries.... More ›› 313 - What do you call a blonde with two brain
cells? Pregnant!... More ›› 314 - What's a blondes idea of natural
childbirth?
No make-up.... More ›› 315 - Q: Why do blondes drive VWs?
A: Because they
can spell it.... More ›› 316 - Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too
hard to peel.... More ›› 317 - Q: What can save a
dying blonde?
A:
Hair transplants.... More ›› 318 - A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but
missed!... More ›› 319 - What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted!... More ›› 320 - Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She
drowns it.... More ›› 321 - Q: How do you get a blond
out of a
tree?
A: Wave... More ›› 322 - Q: How does a blonde kill a worm?
A: She
burys it.... More ›› 323 - What does a blonde owl say?
What, what?... More ›› 324 - How do blonde brain cells die?
Alone.... More ›› 325 - What is 74 to a blonde?
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