1 - Yo Mama's so fat that while
she's sits
on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excu... More ›› 2 - Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt
off at the
strip club,everyone thought she was Jab... More ›› 3 - yo mama is so stupid when
she asked me
what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said... More ›› 4 - Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it
read "one at a time, please"... More ›› 5 - UR
MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT
JEALOUS.... More ›› 6 - Yo Mama's so fat that when
she sits on
the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are
famil... More ›› 7 - your mama so fat that when she wanted a water
bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Oc... More ›› 8 - Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income
family is where yo daddy has two jobs.... More ›› 9 - Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow
raincoat, people said "Taxi!"... More ›› 10 - Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears
pierced by harpoon.... More ›› 11 - Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her
mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said... More ›› 12 - yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable
and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1... More ›› 13 - yo mama so fat that when she puts on her
yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout... More ›› 14 - YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN
THEY SAID THAT IT
IS CHILLY OUTSIDE,SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A... More ›› 15 - Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over
to use
the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.... More ›› 16 - Yo mama house so small that when she orders a
large
pizza she had to go outside to eat it.... More ›› 17 - Yo mama so fat when she has
wants someone
to shake her hand, she has to give directions!... More ›› 18 - Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly
contest, they said
"Sorry, no professionals."... More ›› 19 - YO momma so fat that they had to install
speed bumps at all you can eat buffet... More ›› 20 - Yo mama's house is so small you
have to
go outside to change your mind.... More ›› 21 - Yo
mama is so fat...that she makes
Godzilla look like an action figure... More ›› 22 - Yo mama house so small you have
to go
outside to change your mind.... More ›› 23 - Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on
and
it weave her cull... More ›› 24 - Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he
was still a
prince.... More ›› 25 - Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to
have
license plates!... More ›› 26 - Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and
it made a dollar!... More ›› 27 - yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease
run
from her..... More ›› 28 - Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a
cordless
phone.... More ›› 29 - Yo mama so old her birth certificate says
expired on
it.... More ›› 30 - Yo
mama so ugly she got beat up by her
imaginary friends... More ›› 31 - Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite
around her!... More ›› 32 - Yo mama so short she can play handball on the
curb.... More ›› 33 - Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can
down the street, I asked her what she was doing, sh... More ›› 34 - Yo mama so poor she was in
K-Mart with a
box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said,... More ›› 35 - Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie
jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming t... More ›› 36 - Your so poor, I stepped in your house and
stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned... More ›› 37 - Yo mama so ugly that
your father takes
her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss
he... More ›› 38 - Yo mama
so ugly when she walks down the
street in September, people say "Wow,
is it Halloween... More ›› 39 - your mama's so fat the government forced her
to wear
tailights and blinkers so no one else would... More ›› 40 - Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the
street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween al... More ›› 41 - Yo mama is so fat...that when she wore a blue
and green sweater,everyone thought
she was Planet... More ›› 42 - YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN
THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVIN... More ›› 43 - yo
mama's teeth so yellow that when she
smiles everyone sings, "i got
sunshine on a cloudy day... More ›› 44 - YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON
HER DOOR AND A
ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY... More ›› 45 - Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee
cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck... More ›› 46 - Yo mama
so fat when God said, "Let there
be light" he he to ask her to move
out of the way.... More ›› 47 - Yo
mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on
her weave so now everybody calls
her Hair Jordan.... More ›› 48 - Yo mama so ugly her mom had to
tie a
steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.... More ›› 49 - Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand
up in
bed each morning to see if it's daylight.... More ›› 50 - Your momma is so fat that her measurements
are 26-34-28,
and her other arm is just as big!... More ›› 51 - your mama so fat she was going to
walmart
tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!... More ›› 52 - yo mama so fat she has seat belts
on the
chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!... More ›› 53 - YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS
ALL THE
KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y... More ›› 54 - Yo
mama so ugly when they took her to the
beautician it took 12 hours. .
.for a quote!... More ›› 55 - Yo mama's glasses are so thick
that when
she looks on a map she can see people waving.... More ›› 56 - Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit
suicide by
jumping from the basement window.... More ›› 57 - Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out
of bed and
everybody thought there was an earthquake.... More ›› 58 - Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean
and
spain claimed her for then new world... More ›› 59 - Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both
arms
because she covers two time zones.... More ›› 60 - Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank,
they turn off the surveillence cameras... More ›› 61 - Yo mama's so fat when she takes a bath she
fills the tub then turns on the water.... More ›› 62 - Yo Mama's so stupid,she got locked in a
"Furniture
World" and slept on the floor.... More ›› 63 - Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book
mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!... More ›› 64 - Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle
stick and calls it air conditioning.... More ›› 65 - Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a
costume when she
tried out for Star Wars.... More ›› 66 - Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign
and waited for it to turn green.... More ›› 67 - yo mama so fat,
when she dive into the
ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!... More ›› 68 - Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two
trains
just to get on her good side.... More ›› 69 - Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach
and
people run around yelling Free Willy... More ›› 70 - Yo
mama so fat when she goes to an
amusement park, people try to ride
HER!... More ›› 71 - Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around they
throw her a
welcome back party.... More ›› 72 - Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You
ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."... More ›› 73 - Yo mama
rouchy, the McDonalds she works
in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.... More ›› 74 - Yo mama so fat when her beeper
goes off,
people thought she was backing up... More ›› 75 - Yo mama
so fat she goes to a resturant,
looks at the menu and says "okay!"... More ›› 76 - your mamas feet are so scaly you can see
crocodile dundy in her
foot bath.... More ›› 77 - Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming
poeple thinks
shes and oil spill.... More ›› 78 - Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she
goes
New York, L.A., Chicago... More ›› 79 - Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv
and I
missed 3 commercials.... More ›› 80 - yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m
factory
and threw out all the W's.... More ›› 81 - Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball
n thought she
was pregnant.... More ›› 82 - Yo mama so fat when she gets on the
scale
it says we don't do livestock.... More ›› 83 - Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to Taco
Bell, they run for the border !!... More ›› 84 - Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like
she's wearing a fat necklace !!... More ›› 85 - yo
mama aint got no ears hollin bout let
me hear both sides of da story!... More ›› 86 - Yo mama so lazy that she came in
last
place in a recent snail marathon.... More ›› 87 - Yo mama so old that when she was in school
there was no history class.... More ›› 88 - Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote
control just to operate her remote!... More ›› 89 - yo mama is so fat
you could use her
belly
button as a wishing well...... More ›› 90 - Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her
fore-head to make up her mind.... More ›› 91 - Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of
China when it was just ok... More ›› 92 - yo
mama's teeth are so yellow that when
she smiles traffic slows down.... More ›› 93 - Yo mama so tall she tripped over
a rock
and hit her head on the moon.... More ›› 94 - Yo mama's so fat, when
she was in school
she
sat next to everybody!... More ›› 95 - ur
mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar
and made 4 quarters pop out.... More ›› 96 - Yo mama so tall she tripped in
Michigan
and hit her head in Florida.... More ›› 97 - Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she
brings down
the bridge too... More ›› 98 - Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her
wear
"Caution! Wide Turn"... More ›› 99 - Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized
at
Sea world. (Lionheartyz)... More ›› 100 - Yo
mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she
said who threw the pebble.... More ›› 101 - your momma so stupid she got locked in a
groceiry store and starved.... More ›› 102 - Yo mama's so stupid that she
burned down
the house with a CD burner.... More ›› 103 - Yo mama hair so short when she braided it
they looked like stiches.... More ›› 104 - Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th
Ave, she
landed on 12th... More ›› 105 - Yo mama's so stupid, she
ordered a
cheeseburger without the cheese.... More ›› 106 - Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to
dress up for Halloween.... More ›› 107 - Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high
heels, she strikes
oil!... More ›› 108 - Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I
was in
the backyard.... More ›› 109 - Yo mama's like the sun you look at her to
long you will go blind!... More ›› 110 - Yo mama is so ugly the government
moved
halloween to her birthday.... More ›› 111 - yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it
says next stop hell... More ›› 112 - Yo mama so poor your
family ate cereal
with a fork to save milk.... More ›› 113 - Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach
the tide comes in!... More ›› 114 - Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and
Greenpeace threw her in!... More ›› 115 - Yo mama is so fat...that she broke a branch
in
her
family tree!... More ›› 116 - yo mama
so fat she sat on a tractor and
made it a pick-up truck.... More ›› 117 - Yo mama so dark she went to night school and
was
marked absent!... More ›› 118 - Yo mama so dark she went to night school and
was marked
absent!... More ›› 119 - Yo mama so dark she went to night school and
was marked absent!... More ›› 120 - Yo mama
so ugly for Halloween she trick
or treats on the phone!... More ›› 121 - Yo mama teeth are so yellow
traffic slows
down when she smiles!... More ›› 122 - Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no
one else gets sun!... More ›› 123 - yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like
a
pack of hot dogs... More ›› 124 - Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the
water jumped
out!... More ›› 125 - Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat
next to everyone... More ›› 126 - Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes
straight to hell!... More ›› 127 - Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air
she gets
stuck!!!... More ›› 128 - Your Momma's so black she got counted
absent at night school.... More ›› 129 - Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and
got brain-washed.... More ›› 130 - Yo mama head so small that she got her ear
pierced and died.... More ›› 131 - Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as
a
slip and slide.... More ›› 132 - Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210
was on the
scale!... More ›› 133 - yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and
watches the couch... More ›› 134 - Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow
I can't
believe it's not butter.... More ›› 135 - Yo mama so short she has to use a
ladder
to pick up a dime.... More ›› 136 - Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age,
and she
died.... More ›› 137 - Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see
into the future.... More ›› 138 - Yo mama so fat she looks like she's
smuggling a
Volkswagon!... More ›› 139 - Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried
to
take her picture!... More ›› 140 - Yo'moma so fat she jumped off the
Grand
Canon and got stuck... More ›› 141 - Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a
chinese phone book... More ›› 142 - Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses
in her yearbook.... More ›› 143 - Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in
Roman numerals.... More ›› 144 - Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with
a paint-roller... More ›› 145 - Yo mama so poor
when I ring the doorbell
she says,"DING!"... More ›› 146 - Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in
hieroglyphics!!... More ›› 147 - Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from
the weight!... More ›› 148 - Yo Mama's so
fat she uses an air balloon
for
parachute.... More ›› 149 - You mama's so skinny ....she can hang glide
with a dorito!... More ›› 150 - yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to
watch 60 seconds.... More ›› 151 - Yo mama nose so big she makes
Pinochio
look like a cat!... More ›› 152 - Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus
starter jacket!... More ›› 153 - Yo mama is
missing a finger and can't
count past nine.... More ›› 154 - Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and
dissapeared.... More ›› 155 - Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made
skittles.... More ›› 156 - YO MAMA IS SO
FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER
YOU GET LOST!... More ›› 157 - Yo momma so fat she
jumped in the air and
got stuck.... More ›› 158 - Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost
in a
telephone booth.... More ›› 159 - Yo Momma is so
ugly that she
scares blind people!!!!... More ›› 160 - Yo mama head so big she has to step into her
shirts.... More ›› 161 - Yo mama head so small she use
a tea-bag
as a pillow.... More ›› 162 - Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car
for
gas money.... More ›› 163 - Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind
people!!!!... More ›› 164 - Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't
talk to her!... More ›› 165 - Yo
mama mouth so big, she speaks in
surround sound.... More ›› 166 - Yo mama so short she does backflips under the
bed.... More ›› 167 - Yo mama so fat
people jog around her for
exercise... More ›› 168 - yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light
bill!... More ›› 169 - Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay
attention!... More ›› 170 - Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand
Canyon!... More ›› 171 - yo mama's o fat she supplies 99% of
British gas.... More ›› 172 - Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood
test.... More ›› 173 - Yo mama so skinny she
hula hoops with a
cheerio... More ›› 174 - Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her
picture!... More ›› 175 - Yo mama so old her social security number is
1!... More ›› 176 - Yo Mama so fat, she's gotta wake up in
sections... More ›› 177 - Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group
hugs!... More ›› 178 - Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her
mind... More ›› 179 - Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to
stone!... More ›› 180 - Yo mama so fat she's got her own
area
code!... More ›› 181 - yo mamma so fat she make a whale look
bulimic... More ›› 182 - Yo mama so old she ran track with
dinosaurs.... More ›› 183 - Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in
stereo.... More ›› 184 - Yo mama so bald even a wig
wouldn't
help!... More ›› 185 - Yo mama so stupid she stole
free
bread.... More ›› 186 - Yo
Mama's so fat she sank the
Titanic!... More ›› 187 - Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.... More ›› 188 - Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!... More ›› 189 - Yo mama so fat her nickname
is "Lardo"... More ›› 190 - Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!... More ›› 191 - Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.... More ›› 192 - Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.... More ›› |
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