1 - Why is it that when you're driving and
looking
for an address, you turn the radio down?... More ›› 2 - Why don't sheep shrink when it
rains?... More ›› 3 - How come it takes so little time for a
child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who... More ›› 4 - You know how most packages say "Open
here". What is the protocol
if the package says, "Open some... More ›› 5 - If fire fighters fight fire and crime
fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?... More ›› 6 - What did the egg say to the
boiling water?
"How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just g... More ›› 7 - "Mommy, all the kids at school
say I'm
a werewolf! Is that true?"
"No, of course not. Now shut... More ›› 8 - Consider one of the most perplexing
questions of our time: Where do'
solutions go when a candida... More ›› 9 - Why are
teachers happy at
Halloween parties?
Because there's lots of school spirit!... More ›› 10 - If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days
a year, why are
there locks on the doors?... More ›› 11 - If all the nations in the world are in
the debt, where did all the
money go?... More ›› 12 - If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do
they make TEFLON stick to the
pan?... More ›› 13 - Q: What is the pink stuff between
elephant's toes?
A: Slow clowns.... More ›› 14 - Why are they called apartments when they
are all stuck
together?... More ›› 15 - If olive oil comes from
olives,
where does baby oil come from?... More ›› 16 - If a word in a dictionary were
misspelled, how would we
know?... More ›› 17 - Can you repeat the part after "Listen
very
carefully"?... More ›› 18 - If
you try to fail, and succeed,
which have you done?... More ›› 19 - If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call
it Fed UP?... More ›› 20 - If love is blind, why is Lingerie so
popular?... More ›› 21 - If buttered toast always
lands
buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would... More ›› 22 - You know that little indestructible
black box that is used on
planes - why can't they make the w... More ›› 23 - Why is it that when you transport
something by car, it's called
ship-ment but when you transport... More ›› 24 - How do you know when a
woman
is about to say something smart?
- She starts her sentence with... More ›› 25 - Q: How do you know if a blonde
has been sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed... More ›› 26 - Don't you just hate the blatant
materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you just dying to... More ›› 27 - Why does an inspiring sight like a
sunrise always have to
take place at such an inconvenient tim... More ›› 28 - Why do women have
smaller
feet than men?
- It allows them to stand closer to the sink.... More ›› 29 - If necessity is the mother of invention,
why does so much unnecessary
stuff get invented?... More ›› 30 - Why do you need a driver's licence to
buy liquor when you can't
drink and drive?... More ›› 31 - Why, if the best things in
life are
free, the next-best things are so expensive?... More ›› 32 - If we are a country committed to free
speech, then why do we have
phone bills?... More ›› 33 - Why is it that at class reunions
you feel younger than everyone else looks?... More ›› 34 - Why are cigarettes sold at gas
stations when smoking is prohibited
there?... More ›› 35 - Q: Why
don't blind people
skydive?
A: It scares the heck out of the dog.... More ›› 36 - Do you know what a mouse said when
it saw a bat?
Mom ! I see an angel.... More ›› 37 - If CON is the opposite of PRO, is
congress the opposite of progress?... More ›› 38 - What do monkeys sing at Christmas
?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !... More ›› 39 - If the world is getting smaller, why do
postal rates keep going
up?... More ›› 40 - What's the speed limit of
sex?
68; at 69 you have to turn around.... More ›› 41 - How does AVON find so many women willing
to take orders
?... More ›› 42 - How does the guy who drives the snowplow
get to work?... More ›› 43 - If a fly has no wings
would you call
him a walk?... More ›› 44 - How long will a floating point operation
float?... More ›› 45 - Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it
sounds?... More ›› 46 - If you didn't get caught, did you
really do it?... More ›› 47 - Why is brassiere singular and panties
plural?... More ›› 48 - Is it ok to use my AM radio after
NOON?... More ›› 49 - How come wrong numbers are never
busy?... More ›› 50 - What color is a chameleon on a
mirror?... More ›› 51 - Do vegetarians eat animal
crackers?... More ›› |
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