1 - Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use
for the
floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles... More ›› 2 - Why don't more dinosaurs join the police
force?
They can't hide behind billboards.... More ›› 3 - Q: What do you get when you put a bomb
and a dinosaur together?
A: Dino-mite.... More ›› 4 - What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur
with a pig?
Jurassic pork!... More ›› 5 - How can you tell a male
dinosaur from a
female dinosaur?
Ask it a question. If he answers, it's... More ›› 6 - Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle
between two and four in the afternoon?
That's when di... More ›› 7 - Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur
with
headphones on?
A: Anything you want. He can't... More ›› 8 - Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road
anymore?
A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extin... More ›› 9 - How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting
your house?
His tricycle will be parked outside.... More ›› 10 - Q: Why didn't the T-rex
skeleton attack
the museum visitors?
A: Because she had no guts!... More ›› 11 - Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw
the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!... More ›› 12 - Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her
blouse making
business?
A: Try Sara's Tops... More ›› 13 - What's red on the
outside and green on
the inside?
A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.... More ›› 14 - Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A:
Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.... More ›› 15 - Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the
factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater!... More ›› 16 - What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you
awake at
night ?
Bronto-snore-us !... More ›› 17 - Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?
To make
sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.... More ›› 18 - Q: What do you get
when dinosaurs crash
their cars?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!... More ›› 19 - Q1: What vehicle does
T-Rex use to go
from planet to planet?
A: A Dinosaucer... More ›› 20 - Why does a dinosaur have cracks
between
his toes?
To carry his library card.... More ›› 21 - Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a
pillow?
A: Down in the mouth!... More ›› 22 - Q: What's green and purple and goes up and
down?
A: Barney in an elevator.... More ›› 23 - Why do dinosaurs climb trees?
There's
nothing else to climb in the jungle.... More ›› 24 - Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur
family called?
A: Ptera Don... More ›› 25 - Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's
Dog?
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.... More ›› 26 - What are prehistoric monsters called when
they
sleep ?
A dinosnore !... More ›› 27 - Q: Why did the T-Rex eat
hamburgers?
A: Because he is a meat eater!... More ›› 28 - Why don't dinosaurs take ballet
lessons?
They outgrew their leotards.... More ›› 29 - Why did the dinosaur walk on two
legs?
To give the ants a chance.... More ›› 30 - Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?
A: Stegosaur-rust!... More ›› 31 - Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
A:
Do-ya-think-he-saurus.... More ›› 32 - Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?
A:
Tyrannosaurus Flex.... More ›› 33 - Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?
A: Bronco-saurus!... More ›› 34 - Why does a
dinosaur climb a tree?
To
get in his nest.... More ›› 35 - Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes?
A: A
tri-syrup-tops.... More ›› 36 - Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
A:
Tea Rex?... More ›› 37 - What followed the dinosaur ?
It's tail
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