1 - What question must always be answered,
"Yes"?
"What does Y-E-S spell?"... More ›› 2 - "Mah son's real smart!" crowed the redneck
mother to an acquaintance. "He's only six but he can... More ›› 3 - What insect can be spelled with just one
letter?
Bee.... More ›› 4 - What ten letter word starts with
g-a-s?
Automobile.... More ›› 5 - Can you spell jealousy with two
letters?
NV (envy).... More ›› 6 - Spell mousetrap with three
letters.
C-A-T... More ›› 7 - A group of Texas A&M Aggies and a
group
of Harvard students had been deadlocked in a spelling be... More ›› 8 - THE teacher announced that to
practice
spelling, each member of the class would say what their f... More ›› 9 - Two men were walking home after a Halloween
party and
decided to take a shortcut through the cem... More ›› 10 - A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and
a West
Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show. The host asked th... More ›› 11 - Early Texas governors were not very well
educated. There was once a
chief executive who thought... More ›› 12 - Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling.
During an oral
spelling exam, the teacher wrote the... More ›› 13 - The young lad had applied for a job, and was
asked his full name.
"Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan,... More ›› 14 - Luke had it first, Paul had it
lost; boys
never had it; girls have it but once; Miss Polly had i... More ›› 15 - Fred came home
from his first day at
school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his
mother,... More ›› 16 - "Please, ma'am! How do you spell ichael?"
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Mic... More ›› 17 - How do you spell elephant ?
E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t
"That's not how the dictionary spells it"
"You did... More ›› 18 - Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c
u r yy 4
me.
Too wise you are, too wise you be, I... More ›› 19 - First witch: Here's a banana
if you can
spell it.
Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don... More ›› 20 - "I gotta 'A' in
spelling," Tony told
his father.
"You dope!" he replied. "There isn't any 'A'... More ›› 21 - Daughter: I will never learn to
spell.
Mother: Why?
Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the wor... More ›› 22 - School Doctor:
Have you ever had trouble
with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to
spell i... More ›› 23 - Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi?
Redneck: Which one? The river or the
state?... More ›› 24 - How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g.
That's
wrong.
That's what you asked for, isn't it?... More ›› 25 - How do you spell "we" with two letters
without using the letters W and E?
U and I.... More ›› 26 - How do you spell a hated opponent with three
letters?
NME (enemy).... More ›› 27 - Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks?
Pupil:
What does it spell then !... More ›› 28 - Can you spell very happy with three
letters?
XTC (ecstasy).... More ›› 29 - Can you spell a composition with two
letters?
SA (essay).... More ›› 30 - Can you spell a pretty girl with two
letters?
QT (cutey).... More ›› 31 - How can you spell too much with two
letters?
XS (excess).... More ›› 32 - How can you spell chilly with two
letters?
IC (icy) .... More ›› 33 - Spell electricity with three letters.
NRG
(energy).... More ›› 34 - Can you spell soft and slow with two
letters?
EZ.... More ›› 35 - Spell extra wise in two letters.
YY (2
y's)... More ›› 36 - Can you spell eighty in two
letters?
A-T.... More ›› 37 - Spell Indian tent with two letters.
TP.... More ›› 38 - Spell "pound" in two letters.
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