1 - Whats the world weakest animal ?
A toad, he
croaks if you even touch him !... More ›› 2 - A librarian was quietly working when three
chickens
walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed... More ›› 3 - A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He
spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. P... More ›› 4 - Once upon a time, a
beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond... More ›› 5 - Why is a frog luckier
than a cat ?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to c... More ›› 6 - I'd like a new frog, please.
But you bought
one only yesterday. What happened?
It Kermit-ted s... More ›› 7 - What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common
?
Both have big heads that consist mostly of... More ›› 8 - Whats white on the outside, green on the inside
and comes with relish and onions ?
A hot frog... More ›› 9 - What do you get if you cross a frog with a
decathlete?
Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.... More ›› 10 - Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?
They always want to play leap frog with him... More ›› 11 - Whats green and goes round and
round at 100
miles an hour ?
A frog in a blender !... More ›› 12 - Whats green and goes round and round at 100
miles an hour ?
A frog in a blender !... More ›› 13 - Where do frogs keep their treasure ?
In a
croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !... More ›› 14 - Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ?
Because her husband spawned her affections !... More ›› 15 - Q: How did the frog cross the
road when a
truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.... More ›› 16 - Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?
They always
want to play leap-frog with him.... More ›› 17 - What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's
sure fun when you're having flies!... More ›› 18 - What do you get if cross a science fiction film
with a toad ?
Star Warts !... More ›› 19 - What do you call the English Toad Prize giving
cermony ?
The Brit Awarts !... More ›› 20 - What happened when a frog joined the cricket team
?
He bowled long hops !... More ›› 21 - Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ?
He had his own frog horn !... More ›› 22 - Why did the toad become a
lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog-horn.... More ›› 23 - What does a
frog say when it washes car
windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.... More ›› 24 - What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy
?
Hoppalong Cassidy !... More ›› 25 - Why did the lizard go on a diet ?
It weighed
too much for its scales !... More ›› 26 - What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry
?
A hoppercraft !... More ›› 27 - What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?
A croaker spaniel !... More ›› 28 - How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?
They
sit eggsaminations !... More ›› 29 - What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?
Kermit the Fog !... More ›› 30 - Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?
A
frog with hiccups !... More ›› 31 - Where do frogs leave their hats and coats
?
In the croakroom !... More ›› 32 - What happens if you eat a hot frog ?
You'll
croak in no time !... More ›› 33 - Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?
A: "Baroke,
baroke, baroke."... More ›› 34 - Q: What do you call a frog
with no hind
legs?
A: Unhoppy!!... More ›› 35 - Why do frogs have webbed feet ?
To stamp out
forest fires !... More ›› 36 - Q: Why are
frogs so happy?
A: They eat
whatever bugs them!... More ›› 37 - What do you call a girl with a frog in her
hair ?
Lily !... More ›› 38 - What jumps up and
down in front of a car ?
Froglights !... More ›› 39 - What do you call a frog spy ?
A croak and
dagger agent !... More ›› 40 - What do you call a rich frog ?
A golf blooded
reptile !... More ›› 41 - What do you call a 100
year old frog ?
An
old croak !... More ›› 42 - What kind of shoes to frogs like ?
Open toad
sandals !... More ›› 43 - What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ?
Morse toad !... More ›› 44 - Why was the frog down in the mouth ?
He was un
hoppy !... More ›› 45 - What do you call a rich frog?
A gold-blooded
reptile.... More ›› 46 - When is a car like a frog ?
When it's becing
toad !... More ›› 47 - What do you say if you meet a toad ?
Wart's
new !... More ›› 48 - Where do you get frogs eggs ?
At the spawn
shop !... More ›› 49 - What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?
Hop in
!... More ›› 50 - What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's
new?... More ›› 51 - Whats a frogs favourite game ?
It's croak-et
!... More ›› 52 - What's a frogs favourite flower ?
A croakus
!... More ›› 53 - What's a toads favourite sweet ?
Lollihops
!... More ›› 54 - How did the toad die ?
He simply croaked !... More ›› 55 - How do frogs die ?
They kermit suidide !... More ›› 56 - What do toads drink ?
Croaka-cola !... More ›› 57 - What do frogs drink ?
Hot croako !... More ›› |
VOTE!
EMBED
