1 - Why did your sister cut a hole in her
new
umbrella ?
Because she wanted to be able to tell when... More ›› 2 - Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual
morning cup of coffee listening to the weather rep... More ›› 3 - The
Indians asked their Chief in autumn,
if the winter was going to be cold or
not. Not really... More ›› 4 - A weather intern walks into
a bar and asks
for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the bar door swings open a... More ›› 5 - The Michaels family owned a small farm in
Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border.... More ›› 6 - Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with
sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a... More ›› 7 - Years ago, Nebraskans got tired of leaning
into the wind, having their top soil blown away, and... More ›› 8 - During the month of
June and July. Here in
the panhandle it got pretty hot in this area. In
Fa... More ›› 9 - You're hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park
near London) at the end of a long sunny day. You... More ›› 10 - There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that
broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar... More ›› 11 - There was a communist
named Rudolph. One
day he looked out the window and said, "It looks like a... More ›› 12 - The U.S. has only three hurricane warning
centers
- Coral Gables, FL, Guam, and Honolulu, HI (re... More ›› 13 - Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach
in the pouring
rain. One looks skywards and says,... More ›› 14 - If you are standing in the main
street of
Amsterdam, and can't see the clock tower of the Centra... More ›› 15 - A city boy was
on his first camping trip.
He was eating his lunch under a tree when an
old-tim... More ›› 16 - A tornado walks into a bar and orders a
Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurri... More ›› 17 - Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in
New
England the mail carrier for one ne... More ›› 18 - Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team
will be called "Humidity" so that fans in Florida... More ›› 19 - 'You
never get anything right,'
complained the teacher. 'What kind of job
do you think you'll... More ›› 20 - A man was
driving a black truck. His
lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady
was cros... More ›› 21 - I
really don't understand why the federal
government was so slow to send
aid to the areas hit... More ›› 22 - Why did the Aggie take a golf
club and a
baseball glove storm chasing with him?
-To golf th... More ›› 23 - "Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Fred
looking out of the kitchen
window.
"I know," sai... More ›› 24 - First cave man to 2nd cave
man: "I don't
care what you say. We never had such unusual weather... More ›› 25 - In the summer desert heat, what did a dust
devil say
to the over-talkative dust devil?
-You... More ›› 26 - Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink
on the way home
from a long day in the studio?
Th... More ›› 27 - Q. What's the
difference between
'weather' and 'climate'?
A. You can 't 'weather' a tree, but... More ›› 28 - If six children and two dogs were under
an
umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it... More ›› 29 - Two
weathermen each broke an arm and a leg
in an accident, and called from the
hospital about... More ›› 30 - What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak
tree?
-Hang onto your bark, this will be no... More ›› 31 - Why do hurricanes
travel so
fast?
Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them... More ›› 32 - How does a male lightning bolt feel when he
notices an
attractive female lightning
bolt?... More ›› 33 - What did the
hail storm say to the
roof?
-Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary... More ›› 34 - What did the hurricane say to
the palm
tree?
-Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordina... More ›› 35 - Q: What's the difference between a horse
and the weather?
A: One is reined up and the other ra... More ›› 36 - How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can
see Mt Ranier, it's going to rain. If not, it alre... More ›› 37 - What are hurricanes with a central dense
overcast over
the eye called?
-Hurricanes with cat... More ›› 38 - If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who
is most likely to get hit by lightning?
The condu... More ›› 39 - Why did the lady go out
doors with her
purse open? Because she expected some change in the
wea... More ›› 40 - Nate: "Hey, what's the weather like out
there?" Kate: "I
don't know. I'll tell you when it clear... More ›› 41 - Why is it so wet in Great Britain?
Because
of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) ther... More ›› 42 - Why can't meteorologists forecast the
weather?
-They are too busy studying comets and meteo... More ›› 43 - Jill: How did you find
the weather on your
vacation?
Bill: I just went outside and there it was... More ›› 44 - There's a technical term for a sunny, warm
day which
follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.... More ›› 45 - Q. What did one tornado say to the
other?
A. "Let's twist again, like we did last summer...."... More ›› 46 - It was so hot today I saw
a robin picking
earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs.... More ›› 47 - What did the primary rainbow say to the
secondary rainbow?
-Your pants are on backwards... More ›› 48 - Q: What
did the thermometer say to the
other thermometer?
A: You make my temperature rise.... More ›› 49 - What did Santa
Claus's wife say during a
thunderstorm?
'Come and look at the rain, dear.'... More ›› 50 - How did you find the weather at camp?
It
was easy. I just went outside - and there it was!... More ›› 51 - If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather,
what does he raise in wet weather?
An umbrella.... More ›› 52 - Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in
fair weather?
A) He's got bugs on his teeth.... More ›› 53 - Why did the tornado get
arrested?
-For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder... More ›› 54 - Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy
days?
Because then the children have to play inside.... More ›› 55 - What type of sense of humor does a dust
storm have?
-A very dry sense of humor... More ›› 56 - How did the hail stone describe it's
life?
-It really has a lot of ups and downs... More ›› 57 - What kind of umbrella does the Queen of
England carry on a
rainy day?
A wet one.... More ›› 58 - Why do raindrops like lightning at
night?
-So they can see where they are going... More ›› 59 - What type of wind is named after Santa
Claus's warm climate cousin?
Santa Ana... More ›› 60 - It only rains twice a
year in Seattle:
August through April and May through July.... More ›› 61 - What is the most popular sport played by
raindrops and hail
stones?
-Diving... More ›› 62 - Q: What did the hurricane say to the other
hurricane?
A: I have my eye on you.... More ›› 63 - Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on
FOXNEWS?
-It is a no spin zone... More ›› 64 - Why did the updraft get pulled
over?
-It was speeding in a high shear zone... More ›› 65 - Q. What did the fog say to the light rain
after her
vacation?
A. I mist you.... More ›› 66 - How is a hailstone like an
onion?
-They are both whitish and have layers... More ›› 67 - Where is a tornado put in jail to be
punished?
-In a high pressure cell... More ›› 68 - How can you tell if a tornado is
stupid?
-If it spins anti-cyclonically... More ›› 69 - What do freezing rain and cake icing have in
common?
Both are a glaze... More ›› 70 - Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody
believes?
The weatherman.... More ›› 71 - How easy is it for
wind gusts to talk to
each other?
-It is a breeze... More ›› 72 - What type of sense of humor does rain
have?
-A very wet sense of humor... More ›› 73 - Why does frost not like to lay out in the
sun?
-It burns too easily... More ›› 74 - Why was the lightning grilled on the
stove?
-To make heat lightning... More ›› 75 - What type of wind is named after both
a
cat and a bat?
Katabatic... More ›› 76 - Q:What did the tornado say to the car?
A:('You wanna go for a spin?')... More ›› 77 - What doesn't get any wetter no matter
how
much it rains?
The ocean... More ›› 78 - Fred: I'm sure I'm right.
Betty: You're
as right as rain - all wet!... More ›› 79 - What type of music do lightning bolts listen
to?
-Rock and Roll... More ›› 80 - What is the most popular game played by
tornadoes? -Catch my
drift... More ›› 81 - What is a hurricane's favorite
pet?
-Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats... More ›› 82 - Why were the vets and pounds
mad?
It was raining cats and dogs... More ›› 83 - What do hurricanes most like to eat for
dessert?
-Candy Canes... More ›› 84 - How
is snow white?
-Pretty
good, according to the 7 dwarfs... More ›› 85 - A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you
were beautiful.... More ›› 86 - What do clouds want to be when they grow
up?
-Thunderstorms... More ›› 87 - Why type of lightning likes to play
sports?
-Ball lightning... More ›› 88 - What do lightning bolts do when they
laugh?
-They crack up... More ›› 89 - How did the rainbow know is was
lost?
-It was a clear day... More ›› 90 - Why is the sky not happy on clear
days?
It has the blues... More ›› 91 - What is a Mexican weather report?
Chilli
today, hot tamale.... More ›› 92 - What cloud is so lazy because it will not get
up?
-Fog... More ›› 93 - Why do tornadoes move so
erratically?
-They are dizzy... More ›› 94 - How do sheep keep warm in winter
?
Central bleating !... More ›› 95 - What is the opposite of a
cold
front?
-A warm back... More ›› 96 - What type of wind is named after a young
deer?
Foehn... More ›› 97 - Which weather features do druggies like
most?
Highs... More ›› 98 - Why did the weather want
privacy?
-It was changing... More ›› 99 - What
happens when the fog lifts in
California? UCLA.... More ›› 100 - Where do lightning bolts go on
dates?
-To cloud 9... More ›› 101 - What is a tornado ?
Mother nature doing the
twist !... More ›› 102 - Where do wind gusts go to on
dates?
-To Chicago... More ›› 103 - What are the hottest days during
summer?
Sun-days... More ›› 104 - What
person adds best in hot weather?
A
summer.... More ›› 105 - What game do tornadoes like to
play?
Twister.... More ›› 106 - How do rain drops marry?
-They
coalesce... More ›› 107 - How do
hurricanes see?
With one eye.... More ›› 108 - What is hail
?
Hard boiled rain !... More ›› |
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