1 - Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to th... More ›› 2 - Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not
paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twe... More ›› 3 - When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a
train?
When it's on the train.... More ›› 4 - How do rabbits get to work?
By rabbit
transit!... More ›› 5 - A
lady opened her refrigerator and saw a
rabbit sitting on one of the
shelves,
"What are you... More ›› 6 - Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come
from?
Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.
B... More ›› 7 - Why did the rabbit
run out of the fast-food
restaurant?
He thought he heard someone order a qu... More ›› 8 - Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special
carrot
juice will cure me?
Doctor: Absolutely. No... More ›› 9 - What do you get when you cross a
rabbit
with a boy scout?
A boyscout who helps little old ladi... More ›› 10 - What is the difference between a crazy bunny
and a
counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and t... More ›› 11 - A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the
bee turned around and flew away. Why?
The rabbit... More ›› 12 - My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs
Bunny. But I'm positive he isn't.
How do you know he is... More ›› 13 - What do you call it when one rabbit challenges
another
rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?... More ›› 14 - Lara Rabbit: Do you
think that's Sophie's
natural color?
Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser kn... More ›› 15 - What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an
elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat... More ›› 16 - What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is
80
million years old?
Two rabbits riding a bro... More ›› 17 - What did the customer say to the pet shop
assistant after buying a bunny?
Rabbit up nicely, it'... More ›› 18 - Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a
watch factory?
Alike did was stand around makin... More ›› 19 - Why did the rabbit have trouble
hopping?
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good l... More ›› 20 - Why did the bald man paint rabbits on
his
head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares!... More ›› 21 - How do you know when there's a rabbit in your
bed?
You can smell the carrots on his breath.... More ›› 22 - How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.... More ›› 23 - What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that
was out
in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.... More ›› 24 - What did the magician say when he
made his
rabbit disappear?
Hare today, gone tomorrow.... More ›› 25 - What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on
someone's
forehead?
Unsightly facial hare!... More ›› 26 - Did you hear about the egg
laden rabbit who
jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee!... More ›› 27 - How did the close race between the rabbit and
the tortoise end?
It was won by a hare!... More ›› 28 - Did you hear about the pub owner who raised
a baby rabbit?
It was an inn-grown hare!... More ›› 29 - What do you get
when you cross a rabbit
with strawberry soda?
A berry bubbly bunny.... More ›› 30 - Waiter, what is this hare doing in my
salad?
I believe he's eating your lettuce.... More ›› 31 - What do you get if you pour boiling water
down rabbit holes?
Hot, cross bunnies !... More ›› 32 - What do you get when you cross a frog and a
rabbit?
A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."... More ›› 33 - What do
you get when you cross a rabbit
with a millionaire?
A bunny with money.... More ›› 34 - How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest
in a group?
Look for gray hares.... More ›› 35 - What do you get when you pour hot water down a
rabbit hole?
A Hot Cross bunny.... More ›› 36 - What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding
day?
A forty-carrot wedding ring.... More ›› 37 - What must a policeman have before searching a
rabbits'
home?
A search warren!... More ›› 38 - What did the bunny say when he only had
thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do!... More ›› 39 - What do you get when you cross a bumble bee
with a
rabbit?
A honey bunny.... More ›› 40 - How do you know when you're
eating rabbit
stew?
When it has hares in it.... More ›› 41 - When do rabbits have buck teeth?
When their
parents won't get them braces.... More ›› 42 - Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.... More ›› 43 - Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was
Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!... More ›› 44 - How did the rabbit become a wrestling
champion?
It had a lot of hare pins!... More ›› 45 - How is a rabbit like a plum?
They're both
purple, except for the rabbit.... More ›› 46 - What are four hundred rabbits
hopping
backwards?
A receding hare line.... More ›› 47 - What's a rabbits' favourite car?
Any make,
just as long it's a hutchback!... More ›› 48 - Why are rabbits never gold?
How would you
tell them apart from goldfish?... More ›› 49 - Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the
world?
It has 4 rabbits' feet.... More ›› 50 - Q: What do you get when you cross a perm
with a rabbit?
A: Curly hare.... More ›› 51 - What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
One with a hoppy ending.... More ›› 52 - What do you get when you cross a bunny with an
orange?
A pip squeak.... More ›› 53 - What did the bunny want to do when he grew
up?
Join the Hare Force.... More ›› 54 - What do you call a rabbit who works in a
bakery?
A yeaster bunny!... More ›› 55 - What do you call the everyday routines of
rabbits?
Rabbits habits.... More ›› 56 - Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the
poor?
Rabbit Hood.... More ›› 57 - What do you get when you cross a bunny with a
spider?
A harenet.... More ›› 58 - Where do rabbits settle their legal
disputes?
In a pellet court!... More ›› 59 - What do you call an affectionate rabbit?
A
tender, loving hare.... More ›› 60 - What's the best way to
catch a unique
rabbit?
Unique up on him... More ›› 61 - Why did
the rabbits go on strike?
They
wanted a better celery!... More ›› 62 - What do you call a rabbit that plays with
foxes?
A dumb bunny.... More ›› 63 - What did the naughty rabbit leave for
Easter?
Deviled eggs!... More ›› 64 - What do you call a man with a rabbit up his
jumper ?
Warren !... More ›› 65 - What do you get when you cross a bunny with a
leek?
A bunion.... More ›› 66 - Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On
their bunnymoon.... More ›› 67 - What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?
A harebrush.... More ›› 68 - Why are rabbits like calculators?
They both
multiply a lot.... More ›› 69 - What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?
A bare hare.... More ›› 70 - Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
Amelia Harehart.... More ›› 71 - What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?
A hip hopper.... More ›› 72 - What do you call a mobile homes for
rabbits?
Wheelburrows!... More ›› 73 - What's a rabbits' favorite movie?
Rabbits
of the Lost Ark.... More ›› 74 - Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a
millionhare!... More ›› 75 - What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A funny bunny... More ›› 76 - What's a rabbits' favorite song?
"Hoppy
Birthday to You."... More ›› 77 - Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.... More ›› 78 - What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
Hoppy-go-lucky.... More ›› 79 - What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
A hare-cut.... More ›› 80 - Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
For
hare care.... More ›› 81 - What does a bunny use when it goes
fishing?
A harenet.... More ›› 82 - Which rabbit was in Western movies?
Hopalong Cassidy.... More ›› 83 - May I buy half a
rabbit?
No, we don't
split hares!... More ›› 84 - What do rabbits put in their
computers?
Hoppy disks!... More ›› 85 - What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?
Haremail.... More ›› 86 - What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs
Bunny.... More ›› 87 - What do you call an unusual rabbit?
A rare
hare.... More ›› 88 - How do you make a rabbit stew?
Keep it
waiting.... More ›› 89 - What's a rabbits' favorite dance?
The
bunny hop.... More ›› 90 - What's a rabbits' favorite TV show?
Hoppy
Days.... More ›› 91 - How do you make a rabbit fast?
Don't feed
it.... More ›› 92 - What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare
brain.... More ›› 93 - What job do rabbits at hotels have?
Bellhop.... More ›› 94 - What kind of cars do rabbits drive?
Hop
rods.... More ›› 95 - What's a rabbits' favorite book?
Hop on
Pop.... More ›› 96 - Which rabbit is a famous comedian?
Bob
Hop.... More ›› 97 - What's a rabbits' favorite
musical?
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