1 - A salesman was testifying in
his divorce
proceedings against his wife. "Please
describe," said... More ››
2 - A prosecuting attorney called his first witness,
a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand. H... More ››
3 - A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad
in a lawsuit filed by
an old rancher. The ranche... More ››
4 - A defense attorney was
cross-examining a
police officer during a felony trial -- it went like th... More ››
5 - A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office
wanting to file for
divorce.
Attorney: "May I hel... More ››
6 - The local courtroom was packed
as
testimony began in the
sentencing hearing of a woman convicte... More ››
7 - Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced
the opposing lawyers.
"So," he said, "I have be... More ››
8 - Two attorneys went into a
diner and ordered
two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their... More ››
9 - A wealthy man sat in his attorney's
office.
"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?... More ››
10 - A
woman was being questioned in a court
trial involving slander. "Please
repeat the slanderous... More ››
11 - A tough case was being argued in court. The
defense attorney,
feeling that he was in trouble, s... More ››
12 - Attorney to witness: "What was the
first
thing your husband said to you when he woke up that
m... More ››
13 - What does a Gorilla attorney study?
The Law
of the jungle!... More ›› |