1 - Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?
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Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!... More ›› 2 - A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they
see a 5-story
hotel with a sign that reads, "For... More ›› 3 - On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes
through a
severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and... More ›› 4 - A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When asked why she left her last employment, she r... More ›› 5 - Shortly after the birth
of their second
child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a... More ›› 6 - What Do you tell a woman with two black
eyes
?
Nothing, you told her twice.... More ›› 7 - A man was walking along a beach and stumbled
across an old
lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and... More ›› 8 - The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a... More ›› 9 - A young man called his mother and announced
excitedly that he had just met the woman of his drea... More ›› 10 - A man was walking on the beach one day
and
he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided... More ›› 11 - A young woman with a happy, cheerful voice was
working in her husband's trucking line office. Sh... More ›› 12 - A
fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding
night asks his mother, "Mom,
why are wedding dress... More ›› 13 - A few women were discussing diet tips. When it
was mentioned
that getting enough exercise and sl... More ›› 14 - Q: Why is a modem
better than a woman?
A: A modem doesn't mind if you talk to other modems. A... More ›› 15 - At a family gathering, husband began teasing his
wife
about how she always get her way. "Honey,"... More ›› 16 - An English professor wrote the words, "Woman
without her
man is nothing" on the blackboard and d... More ›› 17 - One woman to another at a singles bar:
"I'm
not as optimistic about relationships as I used to b... More ›› 18 - A woman is a person who, if she says to a man,
"Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her,... More ›› 19 - A man inserted an advertisement in the
classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted."
-... More ›› 20 - If your dog is
barking at the back door and
your wife is yelling at the front door, who
do you... More ›› 21 - In the beginning, God created the earth and
rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God cr... More ›› 22 - Teacher: Who was the
first woman on earth?
Fred: I don't know, Sir.
Teacher: Come on, Fred,... More ›› 23 - Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: None: A 'Real Woman' would ha... More ›› 24 - Smart man +
Smart Woman = Romance
Smart
Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman =... More ›› 25 - Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my
girlfriend's just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over... More ›› 26 - Why do women pay more attention to their
appearance than
to improving their minds?
Because mo... More ›› 27 - How do you know when a
woman is about to say
something smart?
- She starts her sentence with... More ›› 28 - OUESTION: What is cosmetics?
ANSWER:
Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading... More ›› 29 - Scientists have discovered a food
that
diminishes a woman's sex drive by up to 90%.
- It's c... More ›› 30 - Women are like computers -- even your smallest
mistakes are
stored in long-term memory for later... More ›› 31 - QUESTION: What is the difference between a
"Battery" and a woman?
ANSWER: A battery has a posi... More ›› 32 - Why did the women cross the road? Well thats
not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?... More ›› 33 - Why are women
such bad
drivers?
Because there is no road between the bedroom and the
bathro... More ›› 34 - Why do women have smaller feet than men?
- It allows them to stand closer to the sink.... More ›› 35 - Q: Which is easier for a man to
leave: the
women or the Wine?
A: It depends on the age.... More ›› 36 - How do you
fix a woman's watch?
- It
doesn't matter. There is a clock on the oven.... More ›› 37 - Women are like guns,
keep one around long
enough and you're going to want to shoot it.... More ›› 38 - QUESTION: What's the best way to get a youthful
figure?
ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.... More ›› 39 - What's worse than a
Male Chauvinist Pig?
- A woman that won't do what she's told.... More ›› 40 - What are the three fastest means of
communication?
Internet, telephone, telawoman.... More ›› 41 - Why did God invent shopping carts?
To teach
women how to walk on their hind legs.... More ›› 42 - Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old,
ugly and poor man?
A: Stupid!... More ›› 43 - I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months!
- I don't like to interrupt her.... More ›› 44 - What do you call a woman who has lost
95% of
her intelligence?
Divorced.... More ›› 45 - Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women
?
Sister: Man-eating sharks.... More ›› 46 - Boy: Do you have fever?
Girl: No,
why?
Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!... More ›› 47 - Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?
To feed her nightmare.... More ›› 48 - Should I have a baby after 35?
No, 35
children is enough.... More ›› 49 - My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"
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I said, "Dust!"... More ›› 50 - Why do men die before
their wives?
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They want to.... More ›› 51 - What do you calll a woman that people sit on
?
Cher !... More ›› |
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