1 - A family of ducks were
walking down the road
when an 18-wheeler ran over all but one baby. Farth... More ›› 2 - Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.
Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no... More ›› 3 - Why does a mother carry
her baby?
The baby
can't carry the mother.... More ›› 4 - A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks,
"Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Su... More ›› 5 - Why is a baby like a diamond?
Because it's a dear little thing.... More ›› 6 - Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "... More ›› 7 - Do you like your
new baby sister?
She's
all right.
Do you play with her?
No, and we can't... More ›› 8 - Daddy,
daddy, can I have another glass of
water, please?
But that's the tenth one I've given y... More ›› 9 - I got a letter from my sister.
She just had a
baby. But she didn't say whether it's a boy or gir... More ›› 10 - Mum, are the Smiths very poor people?
I
don't think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask?
Because they ma... More ›› 11 - Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in
weight in
two weeks by drinking elephant's milk.... More ›› 12 - Mum, is it true my baby sister came
from
Heaven?
Yes, that's right.
Well, I don't blame God... More ›› 13 - Knock knock.
Who's there?
Baby Owl.
Baby Owl who?
Baby Owl see you later, baby not.... More ›› 14 - Fred: My mum's having a new baby.
Drew:
What's wrong with the old one?... More ›› 15 - What was the policeman's
baby's first words
?
Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !... More ›› 16 - How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
You
rock-et.... More ›› 17 - What do baby pythons play with?
Rattle-snakes.... More ›› 18 - Dewey and Odell met
on the Brownsville main
street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and
yore w... More ›› 19 - A
scoutmaster asked one of his troop what
good deed he had done for the day.
"Well, Skip," sai... More ›› 20 - I see the baby's nose is running
again,"
said a worried father.
"For goodness sake!" snapped h... More ›› 21 - Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She
thought babies should be pink, so she took this on... More ›› 22 - What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a
lot of noise at one end
and has no sense of respo... More ›› 23 - Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal
village?
Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-s... More ›› 24 - Q: How many baby sitters
does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: None, They don't make Pampers... More ›› 25 - Doctor, doctor, my
baby's swallowed a watch!
Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pas... More ›› 26 - Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys
in blue?
Because they can't dress themselves.... More ›› 27 - What would you get if you crossed a new-born
snake
with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.... More ›› 28 - Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby
sister?
I'd much rather have a jelly baby.... More ›› 29 - Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
He wanted something to get his teeth into.... More ›› 30 - What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby
snake?
Stop crying and viper your nose.... More ›› 31 - Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the
crib?
Daughter: You told me to change the baby.... More ›› 32 - Knock knock.
Who's there?
Underwear.
Underwear who?
Underwear my baby is tonight?... More ›› 33 - How did the witch almost lose her baby?
She
didn't take it far enough into the woods.... More ›› 34 - My new baby is the image of his father.
Never
mind. just so long as he's healthy.... More ›› 35 - What did
the Pharaohs use to keep their
babies quiet?
Egyptian dummies.... More ›› 36 - Knock Knock. Who's there? Baby! Baby who? Baby love, my baby love.... !... More ›› 37 - Why are babies always gurgling with joy?
Because it's a nappy time.... More ›› 38 - How can you tell if a snake is a
baby snake?
It has a rattle.... More ›› 39 - When a baby is learning to eat,
shouldn't he
have an L-plate?... More ›› 40 - What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers
?
Infantry !... More ›› 41 - What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?
Where's Pop Corn?... More ›› 42 - What does a baby computer call his
father?
Data.... More ›› 43 - How do you get a paper baby?
Marry an old
bag.... More ›› 44 - What are baby witches
called?
Halloweenies.... More ›› 45 - How does a baby ghost cry?
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