1 - An avid line dancing couple
go to the doctor
for a check up because they are having trouble
re... More ›› 2 - These two friends are about to go to
a club.
One of them has a wooden eye. He said ''If someone... More ›› 3 - Why did the little kid dance on the jar of
jam?
Because the top said, "Twist to open."... More ›› 4 - What do cows like to line dance to ?
Any kind
of moosic you like !... More ›› 5 - What do you call someone who dances on cars
?
A morris dancer !... More ›› 6 - How do you make a
tissue dance ?
Put a
little boogie in it !... More ›› 7 - Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last
night. I
dreamed I was with twelve of the most... More ›› 8 - There was a dance teacher who talked of a very
old dance called the Politician. "All you have to... More ›› 9 - What is the difference between a dancer and a
duck?
One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the oth... More ›› 10 - Q. What's the difference between a
line
dance instructor and a dentist?
A. A dentist lets you... More ›› 11 - How do you see that a linedancer came from
Belgium
and not from the Netherlands?
He wears the c... More ›› 12 - I've been invited to an avoidance.
An
avoidance? What's that?
It's a dance for people who hate... More ›› 13 - Two fonts walk into a line
dance club. The
barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your... More ›› 14 - Q. How many line
dance instructors does it
take to change a light bulb?
A. Five!...Six!...Seve... More ›› 15 - My dance partner dumped me for my best
friend.
Why? Was he a better dancer?
Don't know, I never... More ›› 16 - Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the
dance
Shoot the Rooster?
A. A Pair of Shoot (par... More ›› 17 - Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance
floor?
A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!... More ›› 18 - What did the overweight
ballet dancer
perform ?
The dance of the sugar plump fairy !... More ›› 19 - Q. What do you have when only one line dancer
comes to your party?
A. A One Liner!... More ›› 20 - Why did the two knives go to the dance
together?
Because they both looked sharp!... More ›› 21 - What animals are poor dancers?
Four-legged
ones, because they have two left feet.... More ›› 22 - What do you get if you cross an insect and a
dance ?
A cricket ball !... More ›› 23 - Which dances do the burgers do best?
The
burger-loo and the char char!... More ›› 24 - Why don't dogs make good dancers ?
Because
they have two left feet !... More ›› 25 - Q. What do you call a line
dancer on a
cruise?
A. An Ocean "Liner"... More ›› 26 - Q. What do you call a one legged
linedancer?
A. Eileen (I Lean)... More ›› 27 - Q. What is good for your soul but not your
soles?
A. Linedancing!... More ›› 28 - What dance do you do when summer is
over?
Tango (tan go).... More ›› 29 - Q. Where can you dance in California?
A. San
Fran-disco... More ›› 30 - What sort of dance do fish do at
parties
?
The conga !... More ›› 31 - Q. Where do tired linedancers go for
Breakfast?
A. Ihop... More ›› 32 - Q. What do tired line dancers do?
A. They
Line Down :-)... More ›› 33 - How do they dance in Arabia?
Sheik-to-sheik
(cheek).... More ›› 34 - What dance did the
Pilgrims do?
The
Plymouth Rock.... More ›› 35 - What's a vampire's favorite dance?
The
Fang Tango.... More ›› 36 - Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ?
Dark
Raver !... More ›› 37 - Where can you dance in California?
San
Frandisco.... More ›› 38 - What is a duck's favorite dance ?
The
quackstep !... More ›› 39 - Which dance will a chicken not do ?
The
foxtrot !... More ›› 40 - What do baby swans dance to ?
Cygnet-ure-tunes !... More ›› 41 - What is a frog's favorite dance?
The Lindy
Hop.... More ›› 42 - What's a vampire's favorite dance?
The
Vaults.... More ›› 43 - What dance do hippies hate?
A square
dance.... More ›› 44 - What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.... More ›› 45 - What kind of dance do buns do?
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