1 - Q: Why do divorced men get married
again?
A: Bad memory.... More ›› 2 - A
guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising
his voice, asks to speak to
himself.
"Sorry, he... More ›› 3 - My husband and I divorced over
religious
differences.
He thought he was God, and I didn't.... More ›› 4 - A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her
pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds... More ›› 5 - A married couple is driving down the
interstate doing
55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. H... More ›› 6 - An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New
York and says, "I
hate to ruin your day, but I ha... More ›› 7 - A husband and wife were having dinner at a
very
fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning yo... More ›› 8 - Miss DeAngelo was a
none-too-bright young
woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of
beco... More ›› 9 - Ralph was driving home one evening and
realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn'... More ›› 10 - A man appears before a judge one day, asking
for a divorce.
The judge quietly reviews some pape... More ›› 11 - Ruby Alice walked up to
the desk of a
Bowling Green motel and signed the register with the
let... More ›› 12 - The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy
Yuppette complained to
the Judge that her husban... More ›› 13 - Staring down from the bench to announce the
terms of the
divorce decree, the judge turned to th... More ›› 14 - A ninety-year-old couple decide
to get a
divorce. They go to the judge and say, "Judge, we want... More ›› 15 - A middle-aged
Jewish guy is out to dinner
with his wife to celebrate her fortieth
birthday.... More ›› 16 - With the divorce rate so high in America, a
new organization has been
formed called "Marriage Ano... More ›› 17 - Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman
petitions the
court for a
divorce on the grounds that h... More ›› 18 - Two
men are talking. The first sez, "I got
married because I was tired
of eating out, cleaning... More ›› 19 - Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for
a divorce from her
husband in 1949 on grounds of d... More ›› 20 - Regardless of what you may hear, there's still
many women
these days
who are excellent "houseke... More ›› 21 - I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His
wife
won't give him a
divorce until she figures... More ›› 22 - Did you hear about the lawyer whose divorce
ended up
in a nasty custody fight about a dog? When... More ›› 23 - Q. What do a hurricane, a
tornado, and
a
redneck divorce all have in common?
A. Someone's g... More ›› 24 - What do a
hurricane, a tornado, a fire and
a divorce have in common?
They are four ways you... More ›› 25 - Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a
lightbulb ?
A: None. The sockets all went with... More ›› 26 - Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: None, the sockets go with th... More ›› 27 - A friend
of mine just got divorced. He and
his ex-wife split the
house. He got the outside.... More ›› 28 - Question: What's the
major cause of
divorce?
Answer: Once is not enough.... More ›› 29 - Question: Why is divorce so
expensive?
Answer: Because it's worth it.... More ›› 30 - Definition of Divorce: The future tense of
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