1 - What do robots put at the bottom of their
e-mails?
Yours tin-sincerely.... More ›› 2 - What should you do if you get lots of e-mails
saying,
'What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?'
Check f... More ›› 3 - I've
lost my dog!
Have you tried
putting a message on the Internet?
Don't be silly, my dog nev... More ›› 4 - I just sent my first
e-mail.
Kongratulations!... More ›› 5 - I tried to send an e-mail and broke my
computer.
How do you manage that?
I think it was when I t... More ›› 6 - Pupil:
Sir, would you mind e-mailing my
exam results to my parents?
Teacher: But your parents d... More ›› 7 - Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils
that
I'm ugly!
Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise... More ›› 8 - Do you send e-mails on your home
computer?
What's the point?
I can just bring my home along wit... More ›› 9 - Why did the internit paint his
computer
screen in little black and white squares?
He wanted to... More ›› 10 - What did Hamlet say when he was
thinking of
sending a message?
To e or not to e, that is the qu... More ›› 11 - Why don't you stamp e-mails?
Because your
foot would go right through the computer screen!... More ›› 12 - Why didn't the internit get any
e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.... More ›› 13 - Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to
the orange?
Because the lime was engaged.... More ›› 14 - Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his
PC?
Because it was on old croc.... More ›› 15 - Why was the hen banned from sending
e-mails?
She was always using fowl language.... More ›› 16 - Why do church bells
never send
e-mails?
They'd rather give each other a ring.... More ›› 17 - How does Robin hood send messages around
Sherwood Forest?
By tree mail!... More ›› 18 - What do werewolves put at the bottom of their
e-mails?
Beast wishes.... More ›› 19 - What do vampires put at the bottom of their
e-mails?
Best viscious.... More ›› 20 - When do e-mails stop being in black
and
white?
When they are read.... More ›› 21 - Why don't vikings send e-mails?
They prefer
to use Norse code.... More ›› 22 - How do long distance runners send e-mail?
On
the sprin-ternet.... More ›› 23 - How come you
never write e-mails?
I'd
rather send a note!... More ›› 24 - How do really posh dogs send messages?
By
predigree-mail.... More ›› 25 - How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?
By
Spaghett-e-mail!... More ›› 26 - How does James Bond type e-mails?
With his
goldfinger.... More ›› 27 - How do whales type e-mails?
With their fish
fingers.... More ›› 28 - How do Indian chiefs send messages?
By
teepee-mail!... More ›› 29 - How do footballers send messages?
By
referee-mail.... More ›› 30 - How do athletes send e-mails?
On the
Inter-sweat.... More ›› 31 - How do comedians send messages?
By tee-hee
mail.... More ›› 32 - How do sheep sign their e-mails?
Ewes
sincerely.... More ›› 33 - How do mountainers send messages?
By
ski-mail.... More ›› 34 - How do writers send e-mail?
On the
Inkernet.... More ›› 35 - How do dolphins send messages?
By
sea-mail.... More ›› 36 - How do skunks like their e-mails?
Scent.... More ›› 37 - How do wasps send messages?
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