1 - A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and
asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler... More ›› 2 - What did the city worker say after his first
ever
pony trek?
I never knew anything stuffed with... More ›› 3 - Why is horse racing so romantic?
Because the
horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms aroun... More ›› 4 - Why was the horse all charged up?
It ate some
haywire!... More ›› 5 - Why are clouds like jockeys?
Because they
hold the reins!... More ›› 6 - How do you hire a horse?
Put a brick under
each hoof!... More ›› 7 - Did you hear about the man who
received a
tip on a horse called Cigarette?
He didn't have enoug... More ›› 8 - You said this horse could
jump as high as a
ten foot fence and he can't jump at all.
Well neith... More ›› 9 - What does it mean if you find a horse
shoe?
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.... More ›› 10 - Did you hear about
the horse with the
negative altitude?
He always said "Neigh"... More ›› 11 - As horses say to one another.
Any friend of
yours is a palomino!... More ›› 12 - Why was the racehorse names Strawberry
Ice?
He was a sherbet!... More ›› 13 - Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
He
was a rough rider!... More ›› 14 - A man has a racehorse, never won a
race. Man
in disgust says," Horse, you win today or you pull... More ›› 15 - Did you hear about the Irishman who
couldn't tell the difference between his two horses?
His fr... More ›› 16 - "Will I ever be able to race my horse again" the
owner asked the vet.
The vet replied, "You cer... More ›› 17 - "Will I ever be able to race my
horse again" the owner asked the vet.
The vet replied, "You certa... More ›› 18 - What did the wife say to the
undertaker when
he started hitting his broken down car?
Stop beati... More ›› 19 - A stallion and a mare where due to get married,
but the stallion
didn't show up at the church.... More ›› 20 - Did you hear about the overweight
man who
took up horse riding as exercise?
The horse lost 15 p... More ›› 21 - Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but
oats every day?
He fell in love with the Grand N... More ›› 22 - Did you hear about the horse that has made a
dozen films?
He's not a star though, he just does... More ›› 23 - What did the
horse say to whinnie the pooh
while watching his t.v. show?
I wish I could hear yo... More ›› 24 - What is the strongest
animal?
A
racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at... More ›› 25 - Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
Horse:
Sure!
Girl: What do you call it?
Horse: Same as you do. M... More ›› 26 - Did you hear about the race horse that was so
late coming in?
They had to pay the jockey overti... More ›› 27 - Why was the horseman fired from his job of
saddle testing?
He was always standing up on the job... More ›› 28 - Did you find my horse well
behaved?
Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!... More ›› 29 - How did the instructor try to make horse riding
enjoyable?
He tried to stirrup some interest!... More ›› 30 - Why is it difficult to
identify horses from
the back?
They're always switching their tails!... More ›› 31 - What is the difference between a horse and a
duck?
One goes quick and the other goes quack!... More ›› 32 - Which route should you take through the woods
when riding a fizzy horse?
The psycho-path!... More ›› 33 - What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he
saw she had
no clothes on?
It made him shy!... More ›› 34 - Why is Dick Clark a
favourite star with
horses?
Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!... More ›› 35 - How do jockeys determine which
racehorses
are the favourites?
They take a gallop poll!... More ›› 36 - What has four legs and see just as well from
either end?
A horse with his eyes closed!... More ›› 37 - Who did the breeder call when his horse was
possessed by an evil spirit?
An exhorsist!... More ›› 38 - Why did the horse stir his cereal with his
hoof?
Because he wanted to feel his oats!... More ›› 39 - Did you hear about the man
with five keen
senses?
He still lacked common and horse!... More ›› 40 - Why did the artist put on a show of
horse
paintings?
He wanted to mount an exhibit!... More ›› 41 - Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large
loaf of bread?
It was a crusty steed!... More ›› 42 - Where did the Knights of the Round Table park
their
horses?
In the Sir Lance Lot... More ›› 43 - Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
He
thought he might get a kick out of it!... More ›› 44 - Why did the farmer call his
horse
Baseball?
Because it's covered with horsehide!... More ›› 45 - What kind of horse can swim underwater
without coming up for air ?
A seahorse !... More ›› 46 - Why did the bareback performer ride his horse?
Because it got too heavy to carry.... More ›› 47 - You said it was a great horse and it is.
It
took twenty other horses to beat him!... More ›› 48 - What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a
pail of water?
Jockey and Jill!... More ›› 49 - What happened to the man who owned a riding
academy?
Business kept falling off!... More ›› 50 - How do you make a small fortune out of
horses?
Start off with a large fortune!... More ›› 51 - What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of
his Macintosh?
An Appaloosa!... More ›› 52 - What do you call a horse that's been all around
the world?
A globe-trotter!... More ›› 53 - Why is an egg like a young horse?
Because it
can't be used until it's broken!... More ›› 54 - Why is the old, decrepit horse named
Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere!... More ›› 55 - Have you read the book, "100-mile Horse
Trek"
Who wrote it?
Major Bumsore... More ›› 56 - What's black and white and turns
cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart!... More ›› 57 - Did you
hear about Mike Tyson's horse?
It
got angry and bit at the champ!... More ›› 58 - What is the best type of
story to tell a
runaway horse?
A tale of whoa!... More ›› 59 - Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
He
was the last of his race!... More ›› 60 - Why did the man call his horse
Fleabag?
Because he was often scratched!... More ›› 61 - What's the hardest thing about learning to ride
a horse?
The ground!... More ›› 62 - What happened to the horse that swallowed a
dollar
bill?
It bucked!... More ›› 63 - Why is a racehorse like a letter?
They both
begin a trip at the post!... More ›› 64 - What do you call a horse that plays the
violin?
Fiddler on the hoof!... More ›› 65 - Why is manna from heaven like
horse
hay?
Both are food from aloft!... More ›› 66 - Why was the racehorse named Bad News?
Because
bad news travels fast!... More ›› 67 - What duo were famous
for stealing horses?
Bonnie and
Clydesdale!... More ›› 68 - What's another name for an assistant stable
cleaner?
A co-pile-it!... More ›› 69 - Why are chorus girls like barge horses?
They
have to tow the line!... More ›› 70 - What is horse sense?
Stable thinking and the
ability to say nay!... More ›› 71 - What person strives to ensure safety for
horses?
Ralph Neighder!... More ›› 72 - Did you hear about the depressed horse?
He
told a tale of whoa!... More ›› 73 - What's as big as a horse, but weighs
nothing?
A horses shadow!... More ›› 74 - Why did the horse go behind the
tree?
To
change his jockeys.... More ›› 75 - What is the slowest racehorse in the world ?
A clotheshorse !... More ›› 76 - What do you call the horse than lives next
door?
A neighbour!... More ›› 77 - What does ever horse and rider do at the same
time?
Grow old!... More ›› 78 - What is a jockey's motto?
Put your money
where your mount is!... More ›› 79 - How do you go about hiring a horse?
Try two
pairs of stilts!... More ›› 80 - What do you call a horse wearing Venetian
blinds?
A zebra!... More ›› 81 - What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A
hoarse horse!... More ›› 82 - What is a horses favourite kind of party?
A
stall ball.... More ›› 83 - Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the
bridle suite!... More ›› 84 - Why did the horse miss the joust?
He had the
knight off!... More ›› 85 - Why was the man sued by his
horse?
For
palomino-money!... More ›› 86 - Did you hear about
the man who named his
horse Radish?... More ›› 87 - How do you lead a horse to water?
With lots
of carrots.... More ›› 88 - What goes into the mouth of a quarter
horse?
Two bits!... More ›› 89 - What is a horse's favourite sport?
Stable
tennis!... More ›› 90 - Where do you take a sick horse?
To the
Horspital!... More ›› 91 - How much money did the bronco have?
Only a
buck!... More ›› 92 - What is a horses favourite TV show?
Neeeebours... More ›› 93 - What disease do horses fear most?
Hay
Fever!... More ›› 94 - What do you give a sick horse?
Cough
stirrup.... More ›› 95 - What equine likes to cut in line?
A
sawhorse!... More ›› 96 - What is a thespian pony?
A little horse
play!... More ›› 97 - When does a horse neigh?
Whinny wants to!... More ›› 98 - What goes "Clip"?
A one legged horse!... More ›› |
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