1 - What's the difference between a headmaster and
a poisonous snake ?
You can make a pet out of a... More ›› 2 - What do most people do when they see a python ?
They re-coil !... More ›› 3 - A old snake goes to see
his Doctor.
"Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well thes... More ›› 4 - There where two snakes talking.
The 1st
one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap o... More ›› 5 - What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a
python?
A twenty-foot-long strip-light that ca... More ›› 6 - Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said
"Go forth and multiply" ?
They couldn't, they we... More ›› 7 - What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and
a cupboard of food ?
Snakes and Larders !sna... More ›› 8 - Have you heard about the slippery eel ?
Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it !sna... More ›› 9 - What do you get if you cross two snakes with a
magic
spell ?
Addercadabra and abradacobra !... More ›› 10 - Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking
I'm a
python.
Oh you can't get round me like that, you know.... More ›› 11 - What did the snake say when offered a
piece
of cheese ?
Thanks, I'll just have a sliver !... More ›› 12 - What do you get if you cross two snakes with a
magic spell?
Addercadabra and abradacobra.... More ›› 13 - Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?
Because they had a crush on each other !sna... More ›› 14 - "So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely
?
"Charmed I'm sure ", replied the snake !... More ›› 15 - What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs
its
back legs together ?
Chimney Cricket !... More ›› 16 - What should you do if you find a snake sleeping
in your bed ?
Sleep in the wardrobe !... More ›› 17 - What do you get if
crossed a new born snake
with a basketball ?
A bouncing baby boa !... More ›› 18 - What did the mother snake say to her
crying
baby ?
Stop crying and viper your nose !... More ›› 19 - Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing
maching ?
Because he had his own scales !... More ›› 20 - What do you do if you find a black mamba in your
toilet?
Wait until he's finished.... More ›› 21 - What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?
Hiss is the end of the line for you !... More ›› 22 - What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a
serpent ?
A snake in the brass !... More ›› 23 - What do you call a snake that is trying to
become a bird ?
A feather boa !sna... More ›› 24 - Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a
kangaroo?
A:('A jump rope')"... More ›› 25 - What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego
set ?
A boa constructor !... More ›› 26 - What do you call a python with a great
bedside manner ?
A snake charmer !... More ›› 27 - What kind of letters did the snake get from his
admirers ?
Fang letters !... More ›› 28 - What do you call a snake who works for the
governement ?
A civil serpent !... More ›› 29 - What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a
witch ?
He died in agony !... More ›› 30 - What did the snake say when
another asked
him the time ?
Don't asp me !... More ›› 31 - Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous
snake ?
Someone else's !... More ›› 32 - What do you get if you cross a snake and a
hotdog ?
A fangfurter !sna... More ›› 33 - Why did the viper, viper nose ?
Because the
adder, adder hankerchief !... More ›› 34 - What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?
A boar constrictor !... More ›› 35 - What's the best thing about deadly snakes ?
They've got poisonality !... More ›› 36 - What do you get if you cross a snake with a
hotdog? A
fangfurther.... More ›› 37 - What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?
Poison by Christian Dior !... More ›› 38 - What do you call a snake that informs the police
?
A grass snake !... More ›› 39 - Why did the viper want to become a python ?
He got the coiling !... More ›› 40 - Why did
the viper want to become a python?
He got the coiling.... More ›› 41 - Why can't
you trust snakes ?
They speak
with forked tongues !... More ›› 42 - What kind of snake is useful on
your
windscreen ?
A viper !... More ›› 43 - What do snakes have on their
bath towels ?
Hiss and Hers !... More ›› 44 - Why did the python do national service ?
He
was coiled up !... More ›› 45 - Why are snakes hard to fool ?
They have no
legs to pull !... More ›› 46 - What's a snakes favourite dance ?
Snake,
rattle & roll !... More ›› 47 - What's long, green and goes hith ?
A snake
with a lisp !... More ›› 48 - Did you hear about the stupid snake?
He lost
his skin.... More ›› 49 - What's a snakes favourite TV program ?
Monty Python!... More ›› 50 - What subject are snakes good at school ?
Hiss-tory !... More ›› 51 - What is another word for a python
?
A
mega-bite !... More ›› 52 - Q: What kind of snake is good at math?
A: An
adder.... More ›› 53 - What's a snakes favourite flower ?
Coily-flowers !... More ›› 54 - What's a python's favourite pop group ?
Squeeze !... More ›› 55 - What song to snakes like to sing ?
Viva
Aspana !... More ›› 56 - What is a snakes favourite opera ?
Wriggletto !... More ›› 57 - What's a snake's favourite food ?
Hiss
Cakes !... More ›› 58 - What did one snake say to another ?
Hiss off
!... More ›› 59 - What's a snakes favourite dance ?
The mamba
!... More ›› 60 - What do you give a sick snake ?
Asp-rin !... More ›› 61 - What snakes are good at sums ?
Adders !... More ›› |
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