1 - What do you call an ant who lives with your great
uncle ?
Your great-ant !... More ››
2 - What do you call an ant who can't play the piano
?
Discordant !... More ››
3 - What kind of ants are very learned ?
Pedants
!... More ››
4 - Where do ants go to eat ?
At a restaurant !... More ››
5 - How come if ants are always so busy they always get
time to show up at picnics ?... More ››
6 - What do you get if you cross some ants with some
tics ?
All sorts of antics !... More ››
7 - Why don't anteaters get sick ?
Because they are
full of antibodies!... More ››
8 - What do you call an ant who likes to be alone
?
An independant !... More ››
9 - What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes
?
Antteneye !... More ››
10 - How many ants are needed to fill an apartment
?
Ten ants !... More ››
11 - Who was the most famous ant scientist ?
Albert
Antstein !... More ››
12 - What is smaller than an ant's dinner ?
An
ant's mouth !... More ››
13 - What medicine would you give an ill ant
?
Antibiotics !... More ››
14 - What do you call an ant with frogs legs?
An antphibian!... More ››
15 - What do you call an ant who skips school ?
A
truant !... More ››
16 - What kind of ant is good at maths ?
An
accountant !... More ››
17 - What kind of ant can you colour with ?
A crayant
!... More ››
18 - What do you call a 100 year old ant ?
An antique
!... More ››
19 - What do you call an ant from overseas
?
Impartant... More ››
20 - What is even bigger than an elephant ?
A giant
!... More ››
21 - Who is the most famous French ant ?
Napoleant
!... More ››
22 - Where do ants go for their holidays ?
Frants
!... More ››
23 - What do you call a smart ant ?
Elegant !... More ›› |