1 - An aircraft is about to crash. There are
five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 para... More ›› 2 - The President is running down the street one
day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away p... More ›› 3 - When not in stores, Republicans shop from a
catalog.
Democrats watch for "incredible TV offers... More ›› 4 - Q: How can you tell if it
was a shared
computer used by many staffers?
A: There is writing on t... More ›› 5 - Republicans say "Merry Christmas!"
Democrats say "Happy Holidays!"... More ›› 6 - A cargo plane is in
mid-flight over the
ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to
re... More ›› 7 - A first grade teacher explained to her class
that she is a liberal
Democrat. She asks her studen... More ›› 8 - George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are
having a conversation via Al
Jazeera television. Bin Lade... More ›› 9 - A
Japanese man was boasting about how
his country had such advanced medical
technology. He sai... More ›› 10 - Three boys were heading home from school
one day when one started the time-honored game of pater... More ›› 11 - When
that fool Reagan said that the
Soviet Union was a failed
experiment headed for the ash hea... More ›› 12 - A Republican and a Democrat
were walking
down the street when they came to a homeless person. Th... More ›› 13 - A minister gave a talk to the
Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn't
tell his wife... More ›› 14 - A Congressman was once asked about his
attitude toward whiskey.
"If you mean the demon drink tha... More ›› 15 - A minister and lawyer were chatting at a
party: "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?... More ›› 16 - A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown
Washington, DC.
He saw a man standing near the... More ›› 17 - Two opposing county chairman were sharing
a rare moment together. The Democratic chairman said,... More ›› 18 - A small boy was
asked by his teacher,
"What is the size of the Democratic Party?"
"About 5 fee... More ›› 19 - The politician was sitting at his campaign
headquarters
when the phone
rang. He listened inten... More ›› 20 - Q:
How many US Presidents does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, the constitution say... More ›› 21 - At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was
addressing harsh criticism of being "lifeless as a... More ›› 22 - Q: How many liberals does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: One liberal and twenty eight de... More ›› 23 - A reporter cornered George W.
Bush at a
press conference:
"Many say the only reason why you... More ›› 24 - Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask
jumped into the path
of a well-dressed man and stuc... More ›› 25 - One day a boy and his father were at the
dining room
table
working on the boy's Social Studies... More ›› 26 - Two
men were stopped by a TV newswoman
doing street
interviews about the upcoming presidential... More ›› 27 - Democrats' favorite Christmas carol is
"Deck the Halls."
Young Democrat's favorite Christmas car... More ›› 28 - Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial
Christmas tree.
Tight-fisted Democrats buy a real tree,... More ›› 29 - A reporter heard Bush and one of his
underlings talking in the
hallway:
"Mr President, how do... More ›› 30 - Two political candidates were having a
hot debate. Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at... More ›› 31 - A political man to a woman, "You look
beautiful today!!!!"
The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfo... More ›› 32 - Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and
hours of
work decorating the yard with outdoor lights... More ›› 33 - Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take
to change
a lightbulb ?
A: None. "Well it's not rea... More ›› 34 - Most Republicans try, at least
once,
enclosing indulgent, wretchedly maudlin form letters about... More ›› 35 - Q: How many Communists does it take to screw
in a light
bulb?
A: Two - one to screw it in, and... More ›› 36 - A
redneck calles up the White House and
tells the receptionist:
"I'd like to become the next Pr... More ›› 37 - Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is
"Miracle on 34th Street."
Republicans' favorite Christm... More ›› 38 - A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do
all Fairy Tales begin with Once
Upon A Time?"
And h... More ›› 39 - Q: How many republicans
does it take to
disarm the law abiding public so that the government can... More ›› 40 - I don't think this whole White House
scandal is good for
parents. I caught my six year old son D... More ›› 41 - Republicans always take the price tag off
expensive gifts before wrapping.
Democrats also remo... More ›› 42 - Republicans
first began thinking like
Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa
Claus.... More ›› 43 - Q: How many believable,
competent, "just
right for the job" presidential candidates does it
ta... More ›› 44 - Q: How many MP's
does it take to change
a lightbulb ?
A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twen... More ›› 45 - Republican parents have
no problem
buying toy guns for their kids.
Democrats refuse to do so.... More ›› 46 - Q: How many Republicans does it take to
screw in a light bulb?
A: Two-one to do it and one to st... More ›› 47 - Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a
war going
on between India and Bharat?
Another m... More ›› 48 - Three Republicans walk into a bar.
The
bartender says, "We don't serve Republicans here."
The Re... More ›› 49 - Q: How many conservatives does it take to
change a light
bulb?
A: One; after reflecting in the... More ›› 50 - Democrats get back at the Republicans on
their Christmas list by
giving them fruitcakes.
Repub... More ›› 51 - Republicans see nothing wrong with letting
their children play "Cowboys and Indians."
Democrat... More ›› 52 - I want to become a politician when I grow up
so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, but... More ›› 53 - Q: How many senators does it take
to screw in a light
bulb?
A: Two to sponsor the bill and thi... More ›› 54 - Q: How many
helicopters does it take for
White House aides to go play a round of golf?
A: Depen... More ›› 55 - Q: How many politicians does it take to
change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to change it, and anot... More ›› 56 - Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains t... More ›› 57 - If the
State of the Union is really "the
best it's ever been"
Why do we "need" dozens of new g... More ›› 58 - Q: Why do liberals
travel in
threes?
A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an... More ›› 59 - Democrats let
their kids open all the
gifts on Christmas Eve.
Republicans make their kids wait... More ›› 60 - Q:
How many politicians does it take to
change a lightbulb ? A: Four, one
to change it and the... More ›› 61 - Democrats wear wide red ties and green
sports jackets during the festive season.
Republicans d... More ›› 62 - Q: What do a Wendy's
Hamburger and the
Waco compound have in common?
A: They were both cooked b... More ›› 63 - Democrat men like to watch football while
the women fix
holiday meals.
On this, Republicans ar... More ›› 64 - Q: How many Labour Party
members does it
take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. They haven't go... More ›› 65 - Q: How many Democrats does it take to
destroy
a light bulb?
A: None. They only know how to dest... More ›› 66 - Q: What's
the difference between Janet
Reno and a school bus driver?
A: The bus driver stops to... More ›› 67 - Republicans help the poor during
the
holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers... More ›› 68 - Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets
treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get... More ›› 69 - Q: What is the only thing worse than an
incompetent
liberal President?
A: A competent liberal P... More ›› 70 - Democrats do much of their shopping at
Target and Wal-Mart.
So do Republicans, but they don't ad... More ›› 71 - Q: Why are there
more jokes about Waco
than Jonestown?
A: The punch lines were too long in Jone... More ›› 72 - Why is Congress like a cold?
Because
sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's
(... More ›› 73 - Q: What is the difference between a liberal
and a puppy?
A: A puppy stops whining after it grow... More ›› 74 - Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian
problem in less than 48 hours?
A: Put Janet Reno in ch... More ›› 75 - The major difference between death and taxes
is that Congress can't make death any worse than it... More ›› 76 - When
toasting the holidays, Republicans
ask for eggnog or mulled wine.
Democrats ask for a "Bu... More ›› 77 - Q: What's the difference between
Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?
A: No fee--If No Recover... More ›› 78 - Osama bin Laden threatened Russia:
If
you get caught up in this war... I'll hide from you
too!... More ›› 79 - Q: Why do they always fly
around a live
turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?
A: For spare parts.... More ›› 80 - Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of
secret service agents?
A: He's the stiff one.... More ›› 81 - Q: How many republicans does
it take to
raise your taxes?
A: None. The democrats do that.... More ›› 82 - Q: Why did the
Davidians commit
suicide?
A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.... More ›› 83 - Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill
Clinton wishes he had?
A: A mandate to govern.... More ›› 84 - QUESTION: How long does a United States
Congressman serve?
ANSWER: Until he gets caught.... More ›› 85 - Q: You know what the
problem with
political jokes is, don't you?
A: They get elected.... More ›› 86 - What is the difference between the
government and
the Mafia? One of them is organized.... More ›› 87 - QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976
presidential race.
ANSWER: The American people.... More ›› 88 - Q: What is the basement where White House
staffers work called?
A: The whine cellar.... More ›› 89 - It has been said that the United States has
the best
congressmen money can buy.... More ›› 90 - "Are you a
member of any organized
political party?"
"No. I'm a Republican."... More ›› 91 - Q: How do you know when a liberal is really
dead?
A: His heart stops bleeding.... More ›› 92 - Definition:
Politics Poli (Poly):
Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures... More ›› 93 - Q: What's a conservative?
A: A liberal
who made it through adolescence.... More ›› 94 - Q: What were the three toughest years in Al
Gore's life?
A: Grade six.... More ›› 95 - Q:
What has dual airbags and has lots of
room?
A: The White House.... More ›› 96 - Q: What is a conservative?
A: A liberal
who's been mugged.... More ›› 97 - Why are Vampires Democrats?
They want
Gore in 2000.... More ›› 98 - How does Al Gore spell potato?
T-A-T-E-R.... More ›› |
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