1 - A man is captured by cannibals,
every day
they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash do... More ›› 2 - Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He
was on a diet!... More ›› 3 - Cannibals capture three men. The men
are
told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their... More ›› 4 - The cannibal king was having
dinner when
a servant came running in.
"Your Majesty," he said, "... More ›› 5 - A cannibal son and
his father are out
looking for food. They are watching people walk down
the... More ›› 6 - A
cannibal chief was just about to stew
his latest victim for dinner when
the man protested,... More ›› 7 - When a plane caught fire over the jungle the
pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The c... More ›› 8 - Two cannibals were having their
dinner.
One said to the other "I don't like your friend."
The... More ›› 9 - Two cannibals were having their dinner. One
said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.'
The... More ›› 10 - Two cannibals
were having lunch. 'Your
girlfriend makes a great soup,' said one to
the other.... More ›› 11 - Two cannibals were having lunch.
"Your
wife makes a great soup," said one to the other.
"Yes!"... More ›› 12 - First cannibal: I can't find anything to
eat!
Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people.... More ›› 13 - The cannibal priest told his flock to close
their eyes and
say grace.
"For whosoever we are ab... More ›› 14 - Was the principal's brother really a
missionary?
He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cann... More ›› 15 - What happened when the cannibal crossed the
Atlantic on
the QE2?
He told the waiter to take the... More ›› 16 - Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a
missionary and I feel sick !
Mom: Well, you know what they... More ›› 17 - What did the cannibal say when he came home
and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?... More ›› 18 - First cannibal: Come and have dinner in
our but tonight.
Second cannibal: What are you having?... More ›› 19 - First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird.
Second cannibal: You should have left her in the ove... More ›› 20 - "Well, children," said the cannibal cooking
teacher. "What
did you make of the new English teach... More ›› 21 - Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend
home
for dinner.
Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and w... More ›› 22 - What did the cannibal's parents
say when
she brought her boyfriend home ?
'Lovely, dear, he loo... More ›› 23 - Did you hear about the cannibal family who
were caught spying by the witch-doctor?
They were g... More ›› 24 - First cannibal: Who
was that girl I saw
you with last night ?
Second cannibal: That was no girl... More ›› 25 - First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you
with last night?
Second Cannibal: That was no girl... More ›› 26 - Which is the only day you
you are safe in
a cannibal village ?
Sitter days (when they eat the b... More ›› 27 - Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar
plantation?
He said, "So that I can feed my lads... More ›› 28 - Did you hear
about the cannibals who
captured a scrawny old hunter?
It sure gave them somethin... More ›› 29 - Why did the Scottish cannibal
live on a
sugar plantation?
He said ''So that I can feed my lads... More ›› 30 - Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her
husband when he came home late for dinner?
A. The col... More ›› 31 - First cannibal: I don't know
what to
make of my husband these days.
Second cannibal: How about... More ›› 32 - First Cannibal: "Have you seen the
dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinne... More ›› 33 - 1st
Cannibal: I don't know what to make
of my boyfriend these days.
2nd Cannibal: How about a h... More ›› 34 - Did you hear
about the cannibal who
joined the police force?
He said he wanted to grill his sus... More ›› 35 - What happened when the cannibal bit off a
missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christian... More ›› 36 - What happened to the entertainer who did
a show for the cannibals ?
He went down really well !... More ›› 37 - A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us
to eat people,
why did he make them out of meat?... More ›› 38 - Did you hear about the
cannibal who
commited suicide?
He got himself into a real stew.... More ›› 39 - What's the definition of a cannibal?
Some
who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!... More ›› 40 - Did you hear about the cannibal spider that
ate his
uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.... More ›› 41 - Why was the cannibal expelled
from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.... More ›› 42 - Did you hear about the cannibal who went
vegetarian?
He couldn't stop eating swedes.... More ›› 43 - Why do
cannibals make suitcases out of
people's heads?
Because they're headcases.... More ›› 44 - What do cannibal say when they say
grace?
''We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!''... More ›› 45 - Why do cannibals make suitcases out of
peoples
heads?
Because they're headcases !... More ›› 46 - First cannibal: We had burglars last night.
Second cannibal: Did they taste good?... More ›› 47 - What happened when a cannibal went on a
self-catering holiday?
He ate himself.... More ›› 48 - What happened when the cannibal got a
religion?
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!... More ›› 49 - Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike
Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!... More ›› 50 - What happened when the cannibal ate the
speaking clock?
It repeated on him.... More ›› 51 - Why did the cannibal break up with his
girlfriend?
She didn't suit his taste!... More ›› 52 - Why was the
cannibal looking
peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!... More ›› 53 - What did the cannibal say when
he was
full?
I couldn't eat another mortal.... More ›› 54 - What happened when the cannibals ate a
comedian?
They had a feast of fun.... More ›› 55 - Why did
the cannibal eat the tightrope
walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.... More ›› 56 - Why did the cannibal live on his own?
He
was fed up with other people.... More ›› 57 - Why won't cannibals eat Frank
Sinatra?
Because he's always coming back!... More ›› 58 - How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian.... More ›› 59 - What did the cannibal
say to the
explorer?
''Nice to meat you''!... More ›› 60 - What happened to
the cannibal lion?
He
had to swallow his pride!... More ›› 61 - Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
He was caught poaching.... More ›› 62 - What happened to the cannibal lion?
He
had to swallow his pride.... More ›› 63 - How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give him a helping hand.... More ›› 64 - Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl
Lewis?
He gives them runs!... More ›› 65 - What happens if you upset a cannibal?
You
get into hot water.... More ›› 66 - What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
Meals on wheels.... More ›› 67 - What did the cannibal have for
lunch?
Baked beings (beans).... More ›› 68 - What do sick cannibals have for
breakfast?
Vitamin bills!... More ›› 69 - What is the cannibals' favorite game?
Swallow my Leader.... More ›› 70 - How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give
them a hand !... More ›› 71 - What do pygmy cannibals eat for
breakfast?
Weedie Bix!!... More ›› 72 - What does a cannibal eat with cheese?
Pickled organs.... More ›› 73 - Why don't cannibals eat comedians?
They
taste funny.... More ›› 74 - What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Baked Beings.... More ›› 75 - When do cannibals cook you?
On
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