1 - "I can't believe
it," said the
tourist. "I've been here an entire week and it's done
nothing b... More ›› 2 - There was a man staying the night
in a hotel. He called the
front desk and said,
"Excuse me, s... More ›› 3 - A tourist was being led through the
swamps of Florida. "Is it
true," he asked, "that an alligato... More ›› 4 - Helpful
advice for
travellers:
If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with... More ›› 5 - A boat
docked in a tiny Mexican
village. An American tourist complimented the
Mexican fisherma... More ›› 6 - Three New Zealanders and three
Aussies are
travelling by train to a cricket match at the World C... More ›› 7 - A man was driving along
the
highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He... More ›› 8 - Father O'Mally has been preaching
at his church in Ireland for so
long, that he decides to take a... More ›› 9 - A
fellow stopped at a rural gas
station and, after filling his tank, he
paid the bill and boug... More ›› 10 - An
American touring Spain
stopped at a local restaurant following a day
of sightseeing. While... More ›› 11 - A traveler became lost in the
Sahara desert. Realizing his
only chance for survival was to find... More ›› 12 - A Jewish couple, are sitting
together on an airplane
flying to the
Far East. Over the public... More ›› 13 - Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out
of Washington for New York. One
sat in the window seat, the othe... More ›› 14 - A travel agent looked up from his
desk to see an older lady and an
older gentleman peering in t... More ›› 15 - A not so rich couple decided to
stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night. The manager immediat... More ›› 16 - Walking through Chinatown, a tourist
is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, sign... More ›› 17 - A magician was
working on a
cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience
would be
different each... More ›› 18 - A pair of tourists were out in the
fields
when they discovered an abandoned well near an old far... More ›› 19 - A group of Americans was touring
Ireland. One of the women in
the group was a real curmudgeon,... More ›› 20 - Two anthropologists fly
to the
south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent... More ›› 21 - Joan, who was rather
well-proportioned, spent almost all of her
vacation sunbathing on the roof... More ›› 22 - A man wrote a letter to a small
hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.
H... More ›› 23 - An American tourist
travelling
in Limerick came across a little antique shop in which he was
l... More ›› 24 - In Alaska's National Forests, a
tourists guide was giving a talk to a group of tourists about hi... More ›› 25 - There was a little old lady from a
small town in America who had to go to Texas. She was amazed... More ›› 26 - A traveller pulls into a hotel
around
midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the cler... More ›› 27 - A man is walking down the street
when he sees a sign in the
window of a travel agency that says... More ›› 28 - An Englishman,
Frenchman,
Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane
when... More ›› 29 - A man and a woman who have never
met before
find themselves in the same
sleeping carriage of a... More ›› 30 - A German tourist walks into a
McDonald's in New York City
and orders a
beer. (In Germany and m... More ›› 31 - Two Yanks touring London in a taxi.
What is that
asked one of the Yank's. Why that is Buckingham... More ›› 32 - A person checks into a hotel for
the first time in his life, and goes up to his room. Five minut... More ›› 33 - During my stay at an expensive hotel
in New York
City, I woke up in the middle of the night with... More ›› 34 - Two tourists were driving through
Louisiana. As
they were approaching Natchitoches, they started... More ›› 35 - This woman is visiting in Israel
and notices that her little travel alarm
needs a battery. She... More ›› 36 - I got a call from a woman who
wanted to go
to Capetown.
started to explain the length of the fl... More ›› 37 - Windsor castle, outside of London,
is directly in the flight path of
Heathrow International Airp... More ›› 38 - The Zen Master is visiting New York
City from Tibet.
He goes up to a
hot dog vendor and says, "... More ›› 39 - "And will there be
anything
else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate
dinne... More ›› 40 - A tourist is visiting New York City
when his car breaks down. He jumps out
and starts fiddling... More ›› 41 - A couple were
being given a
guided tour of Pico da Bandeira,
one of the highest mountains in t... More ›› 42 - A man arrived at a seaside hotel
where he
had made a reservation rather late at night. All the l... More ›› 43 - A businessman
was having a
tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel
bag onto the plane.... More ›› 44 - Steve is going on an ocean cruise,
and he tells his doctor that
he's worried about getting real... More ›› 45 - A
farmer, who went to a big
city to see the sights, asked the hotel's clerk
about the time of... More ›› 46 - An American tourist is
visiting
China. After visiting all the tourist
attractions he decides t... More ›› 47 - There was some mix-up with a
woman's room. The
clerk (or whatever they are called on ships)
was... More ›› 48 - The transatlantic liner was
experiencing particularly heavy weather, and Mrs Jones wasn't feelin... More ›› 49 - A huge American car screeched to a
halt in a sleepy English village, and the driver called out t... More ›› 50 - A police officer was amazed to see
a hiker
walking along the road carrying a sign which read "To... More ›› 51 - On her
annual visit to another
planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward
and says. "I hop... More ›› 52 - Someone -- always a man -- always
asks, "does the
ship run on generators?" The Cruise Director... More ›› 53 - A client called in inquiring about
a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she... More ›› 54 - Well-known lodging chain
announced it was creating a line of nofrills hotels. The only way you'l... More ›› 55 - Mrs Jones: Now, remember, children,
travel is very
good for you. It broadens the mind.
Betty,... More ›› 56 - Tourist: What's the speed
limit in this hick town?
Native: We don't have one. You strangers
c... More ›› 57 - What did the teacher say after
spending thousands in the
expensive hotel?
I'm sorry to leave,... More ›› 58 - The frightened tourist: "Are
there any bats in this cave?"
The guide: "There were, but don't... More ›› 59 - Q: How
many tourists does it
take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Six: One to hold the bulb and fiv... More ›› 60 - Tourist: The flies are awfully
thick around here. Don't you ever shoo
them?
Native: No, we just... More ›› 61 - "Look, guide, here are some LION
tracks."
"Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where th... More ›› 62 - Guest: Why did you offer me a piece
of
candy?
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite i... More ›› 63 - The tourist: "Can you tell me why
so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park... More ›› 64 - Tourist: Is this 99 Main
Street?
Resident: No, it's 66, but we turn it upside down to confuse... More ›› 65 - Teacher: I'd like a room, please.
Hotel
Receptionist: Single, Sir?
Teacher: Yes, but I am
en... More ›› 66 - What steps should you take if you
see a dangerous animal
on your travels?
Very large ones.... More ›› 67 - Police Officer: Why did you lead me
on a five-state chase?
Driver: I love to travel.... More ›› 68 - "Were you in Paris on your
vacation?"
"I don't know, my wife got the tickets."... More ›› 69 - "Room Service? Can you send up a
towel?" "Please wait, someone
else is using it."... More ›› 70 - What do you get if you cross a
sheep with a holiday resort ? The Baaahaaamaaas !... More ›› 71 - How can you tell elephants love to
travel ?
They are always packing their trunk !... More ›› 72 - Where
do werewolves stay when
they're on vacation?
At the Howliday Inn!... More ›› 73 - Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip
into space ?
He wanted to find Pluto !... More ›› 74 - What is a twip?
A twip is what
a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.... More ›› 75 - What does a witch get if she's a
poor traveler?
Broom sick.... More ›› 76 - What
people travel the most?
Romans.... More ›› 77 - "Room service? Send up a larger
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