1 - If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is
it?
Twenty after one.... More ›› 2 - A man had been
driving all night and by
morning was still far from his destination. He
decided... More ›› 3 - Why couldn't the clock be kept in
jail?
Because time was always running out.... More ›› 4 - When do clocks die?
When their time is up.... More ›› 5 - For a weddin' present
Ledbetter gave his son
Amos two hundred dollars. Two weeks later he asked... More ›› 6 - While proudly showing off his new
apartment
to friends, a college student led the way into the d... More ›› 7 - A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they
told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzl... More ›› 8 - The proud owner of an impressive new clock was
showing it off to a
friend. 'This clock,' he said... More ›› 9 - Julie: What time is it?
Counsellor: Three
o'clock.
Julie: Oh,no!
Counsellor: What's the matter?... More ›› 10 - 'I hope you're not one of those boys who
sits and watches the school clock,' said the principal... More ›› 11 - One day a man met three beggars. To the first he
gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the t... More ›› 12 - Customer: I'd like a watch that tells
time.
Clerk: Don't you have a watch that tells time?
Custo... More ›› 13 - What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber
take
the family silver?
Time to get a new watc... More ›› 14 - Why is the time in the USA behind that of England
?
Because England was discovered before the U... More ›› 15 - What kind of watch is best for people who don't
like
time on their hands?
A pocket watch.... More ›› 16 - How can you tell when witches are carrying
a
time bomb?
You can hear their brooms tick!... More ›› 17 - That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his
ears is when he eats watermelon.... More ›› 18 - What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat
down
the street?
Five after one.... More ›› 19 - If your watch is broken, why can't you go
fishing?
Because you don't have the time.... More ›› 20 - A man with one watch knows what time it is.
A
man with two watches is never sure.... More ›› 21 - Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is
around?
Because time will tell.... More ›› 22 - Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock
?
Because she felt like killing time.... More ›› 23 - What time is it when an elephant
sits on your
car?
Time to get a new car.... More ›› 24 - Why did the kid put his clock in the oven.
He
wanted to have a hot time.... More ›› 25 - Why did the man put a clock under his desk?
He
wanted to work overtime.... More ›› 26 - What did the Loch Ness Monster say to
his
friend?
Long time no sea.... More ›› 27 - What time is it when a clock strikes
thirteen?
Time to get it fixed.... More ›› 28 - 1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ?
2nd
Roman Soldier: XX past VII !... More ›› 29 - What are your two favourite times to party?
Daytime and night-time!... More ›› 30 - When is the best time to go shopping?
When the
stores are open.... More ›› 31 - Why did the girl sit on her
watch?
She
wanted to be on time.... More ›› 32 - What time is it when you sit on a pin?
Spring
time.... More ›› 33 - Do you know the time
?
No, we haven't
met yet !... More ›› 34 - Why do people beat their clocks?
To kill
time.... More ›› |
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