1 - A butler came running into his important
master's
office.
"Sir, sir, there's a ghost in the co... More ›› 2 - Q: What directions did the
ghost give the
goblin? A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."... More ›› 3 - What happened to the ghost who went to a party?
He had a wail of a time.... More ›› 4 - Knock Knock
Who's there !
Boo !
Boo
who ?
Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !... More ›› 5 - One night, after closing time a
barman is
sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a s... More ›› 6 - A man was staying in a big old
house and in
the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost sa... More ›› 7 - Student l: "Did
you know that ghosts are
protected by the Constitution?"
Student 2: "They are?... More ›› 8 - Ghost: Are you coming to my party?
Spook:
Where is it?
Ghost: In the morgue - you know what th... More ›› 9 - Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated
into
my room!
Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm j... More ›› 10 - What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at
his
local pub?
The landlord said "Sorry, we do... More ›› 11 - Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always
running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?
She was trying... More ›› 12 - What do you get is you cross a ghost with a
packet of potato chips?
Snacks that go crunch in t... More ›› 13 - What did the mother ghost tell
the kid ghost
when he went out to play?
"Don't get your sheets d... More ›› 14 - Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for
rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Wha... More ›› 15 - Did you hear about the
ghost who enjoyed
doing housework?
He used to go round with the oooo-ve... More ›› 16 - What is the first thing ghosts do when they get
into a
car?
They fasten their sheet (seat) belt... More ›› 17 - How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a
living?
By appearing in television spooktaculars.... More ›› 18 - Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to
fly?
He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.... More ›› 19 - Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?
That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!... More ›› 20 - What's the first thing ghosts do when they get
into
a car?-
They boo-kle their seatbelts... More ›› 21 - What did the mother ghost say to the naughty
baby ghost?
Spook when you're spooken to.... More ›› 22 - What did one
ghost say to another?
I'm
sorry, but I just don't believe in people.... More ›› 23 - What did the little ghost give his mom for
Mother's Day?
A booquet of flowers.... More ›› 24 - Why don't ghosts make good magicians.
You
can see right through their tricks.... More ›› 25 - What do
ghosts say when a girl footballer is
sent off ?
Ban-she, ban-she !... More ›› 26 - Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari?
He was a big-game haunter!... More ›› 27 - Why did the ghost go to the funfair.
He
wanted to go on the rollerghoster.... More ›› 28 - What do you call a ghost who only
haunts the
Town Hall?
The nightmayor.... More ›› 29 - What did the papa ghost say
to the baby
ghost.
Fasten your sheet belt.... More ›› 30 - How can you tell if a ghost is
about to
faint?
He gets pale as a sheet.... More ›› 31 - Why did the ghost work at
Scotland Yard?
He was the Chief In-Spectre.... More ›› 32 - How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly
flat?
You use a spirit level.... More ›› 33 - What do you call a ghost that stays out all
night?
Afresh air freak.... More ›› 34 - What do you call the ghost who is a
child-rearing expert?
Dr Spook.... More ›› 35 - Why were the ghosts wet and tired?
They had
just dread-ged the lake.... More ›› 36 - This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't
think what possessed her.... More ›› 37 - Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?
The skeleton crew.... More ›› 38 - What are pupils at ghost schools called?
Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.... More ›› 39 - Why is a ghost like an empty house?
Because
there's no body there!... More ›› 40 - Q: How do ghosts fly from
one place to
another? A: By scareplane.... More ›› 41 - How did the bootician style the ghost's hair?
With a scare dryer!... More ›› 42 - What Central American country has the
most
spooks?
Ghosta Rica!... More ›› 43 - What's a ghosts favorite ride at the
carnival?
The roller ghosted.... More ›› 44 - Did you hear about the ghost comedian?
He
was booed off stage.... More ›› 45 - Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up.... More ›› 46 - When do ghosts play tricks on each other?
On
April Ghoul's Day... More ›› 47 - What do young ghosts write their homework in?
Exorcise books.... More ›› 48 - What did the little ghost eat for lunch?
A
booloney sandwich!... More ›› 49 - Did you hear about the sick ghost?
He had
oooooo-ping cough.... More ›› 50 - What do you call a
ghost at midnight?
A
sheet in the dark!... More ›› 51 - Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?
At a
ghastly station.... More ›› 52 - What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?
Lazy bones.... More ›› 53 - What do you get when you cross Bambi with a
ghost?
Bamboo.... More ›› 54 - When do ghosts usually appear?
Just before
someone screams.... More ›› 55 - What do ghosts watch if they want to
relax?
Skelly-vision!... More ›› 56 - What do you call a ghost with a broken
leg?
Hoblin Goblin.... More ›› 57 - What do you call a ghost in a torn
sheet?
A holy terror.... More ›› 58 - What sort of violin does a
ghost play?
A
dreadivarius.... More ›› 59 - Where do baby ghosts go during the
day?
Dayscare centers... More ›› 60 - What is a ghost's favorite Wild West
town?
Tombstone.... More ›› 61 - What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A
dead end.... More ›› 62 - What European capital has the most ghosts?
Boodapest!... More ›› 63 - What do ghosts like about riding horses?
Ghoulloping.... More ›› 64 - Which day of the week do ghosts like best?
Moandays.... More ›› 65 - Where would you take a ghost for lunch?
Pizza Haunt!... More ›› 66 - What is a ghost
boxer called?
A
phantomweight.... More ›› 67 - Which ghost ate too much porridge?
Ghouldilocks.... More ›› |
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