1 - A young
ensign had nearly completed his
first overseas tour of sea duty when he
was given an o... More ›› 2 - Before going to Europe on business, a man
drove his
Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and w... More ›› 3 - Two Italian
construction workers were in
the field on an extremely hot day working.. the
one s... More ›› 4 - A man is flying in a hot air balloon
and
realizes he is lost. He reduces
his altitude and spot... More ›› 5 - An
investment counselor decided to go out
on her own. She was shrewd and diligent,
so business... More ›› 6 - A stockbroker was cold
calling about a
penny stock and found a taker. "I think this one will
r... More ›› 7 - Several
weeks after a young man had been
hired, he was called into
the personnel director's off... More ›› 8 - American businessman was at a pier in a
small coastal
Mexican village when a small boat with ju... More ›› 9 - One day an out
of work mime is visiting
the zoo and attempts
to earn some money as a street per... More ›› 10 - There was this man who was in a
horrible
accident, and was injured. But
the only permanent dam... More ›› 11 - A man has spent many days
crossing the
desert without water. His camel has died of thirst. He's... More ›› 12 - An American automobile company and a Japanese
auto
company decided to have a competitive boat ra... More ›› 13 - Four men were bragging about how smart their
dogs are. The first man was an engineer, the second... More ›› 14 - The Mafia was looking
for a new man to make weekly
collections from
all the private businesses... More ›› 15 - When Abraham Liebowitz
gets to school he
discovers that he is the only
Jewish kid in the class... More ›› 16 - ttle Johnny was in class and the teacher
announced that
they were going to try something differe... More ›› 17 - The Mafia was looking for a new man to make
weekly collections from all the private businesses t... More ›› 18 - A fellow had just been
hired as the new
CEO of a large high tech
corporation. The CEO who was... More ›› 19 - The Americans and the Japanese decided to
engage in a boat
race. Both teams practiced hard and l... More ›› 20 - The
Americans and Japanese decided to
engage in a boat race. Both teams
practiced hard and lon... More ›› 21 - A HR Manager, his Assistant, an old woman and her young daughter are travelling in a train and durin... More ›› 22 - Four corporate presidents, one
English,
one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their... More ›› 23 - These two construction workers always noticed
that their boss always left
early on Fridays. So... More ›› 24 - A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get
to
his engagement that when he arrived and sat down... More ›› 25 - A
very successful businessman had a
meeting with his new son-in-law. "I
love my daughter, and... More ›› 26 - Two gas company servicemen, a senior training
supervisor and a young
trainee, were out checking... More ›› 27 - The farmer goes to town one day and happens
to run
into his old pal the tractor salesman.
"Ho... More ›› 28 - On the first day his son joined the family
firm, the founder took him on to the roof of the fact... More ›› 29 - Fresh out of business school, the young man
answered a want
ad for an accountant. Now he was bein... More ›› 30 - This guy is selling three parrots. Another
guy
who wants to buy a parrot approaches him and asks... More ›› 31 - A young man asked an old rich
man how he
made his money.
The old guy fingered his worsted woo... More ›› 32 - There are three beggars begging on Wall
Street.
The first beggar wrote "Beggar" on his broken... More ›› 33 - Kowalski, fresh out of
accounting school,
went to a interview for a good paying job. The
compa... More ›› 34 - When the office photo-copies began to look
faint, the office manager called in a local repair se... More ›› 35 - An American manufacturer is showing his
machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At... More ›› 36 - An American manufacturer is showing his
machine factory to a
potential customer from Albania. At... More ›› 37 - The boss called one of his employees into the
office.
"Rob," he said, "you've been with the... More ›› 38 - Two government economists were returning
home from a field meeting. As with all government trave... More ›› 39 - According to inside contacts, the Japanese
banking crisis
shows no signs of ameliorating. If any... More ›› 40 - A frog goes into
the bank and asks the
teller for a loan. The teller tells the frog to
see Mr.... More ›› 41 - A new business was opening and one of the
owner's friends wanted to send
flowers for the occas... More ›› 42 - A young executive was leaving the office late
one evening, when he finds the CEO standing in fro... More ›› 43 - Tom had this problem of getting up late in
the
morning and was always late for work. His boss wa... More ›› 44 - Tom was so excited about his promotion to
Vice
President of the company he worked for and kept b... More ›› 45 - A customer walks into a restaurant and
notices
a large sign on the wall: $500 If we fail to fill... More ›› 46 - A motorist, driving by a
Texas ranch, hit
and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driv... More ›› 47 - The social
worker asked the bartender
"What's the difference between your job and
mine?"
The... More ›› 48 - A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay
telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly... More ›› 49 - A young businessman rented a beautiful office
and
furnished it with antiques. However, no busine... More ›› 50 - After being laid off from five
different
jobs in four months, Arnold was hired by a warehouse. O... More ›› 51 - A Japanese guy is at Los
Angeles
International Airport, waiting for his flight back home to
Ja... More ›› 52 - This is the story of four
people named
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an... More ›› 53 - A businessman who needed millions of dollars
to
clinch an important deal went to church to pray... More ›› 54 - A shopkeeper was dismayed
when a brand
new business much like his own opened up next door and... More ›› 55 - A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported
for his first day of
work. The manager greeted him... More ›› 56 - Smith goes to
see his supervisor in the
front office.
"Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy... More ›› 57 - The world is divided into two groups. There
are those who
know, and those who don't know. Those... More ›› 58 - The Ten Commandments Of Employment
If
it rings, put it on hold.
If it clunks, call the
rep... More ›› 59 - A man walks
into a shoe store, and tries
on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?"
asks the sale... More ›› 60 - Did you hear about the banker who was
recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his d... More ›› 61 - "The fees for
withdrawing money from your
ATM machines are expected to double, even
triple. Yo... More ›› 62 - Resolving to surprise her husband, an
executive's wife stops by his office.
As she walks in... More ›› 63 - The boss returned from lunch in a good mood
and called the whole
staff in to listen to a couple... More ›› 64 - An
elderly fisherman wrote to a mail
order house the following:
"Please send me one of those... More ›› 65 - The new employee
stood before the paper
shredder looking confused.
"Need some help?" a secre... More ›› 66 - "Information?
I need the number of the
Caseway Insurance Company." "Would you spell
that, plea... More ›› 67 - An applicant was filling out a job
application.
When he came to the question, "Have you ever bee... More ›› 68 - Two
neighbors were talking about work,
when one asked, "Say, why did the
foreman fire you?"... More ›› 69 - A wealthy investor walked into a bank and
said to the
bank manager, "I would like to speak with... More ›› 70 - A
man went to apply for a job. After
filling out all of his applications,
he waited anxiously... More ›› 71 - An organization is like a tree full of
monkeys...
all on different limbs,... at different le... More ›› 72 - The banker fell overboard from a friend's
sailboat.
The friend grabbed a life preserver, held i... More ›› 73 - A businessman was confused about a bill he
had received, so
he asked his secretary for some mathe... More ›› 74 - This guy is walking with his friend. He says
to this friend, "I'm a walking economy."
The frie... More ›› 75 - An Arthur Anderson partner comes
back to
his office and says to his manager, "Did you get my mes... More ›› 76 - There was once a high-powered businessman who
insisted on taking his three secretaries everywher... More ›› 77 - An Irishman goes for a
job on a building
site.
The man says, "Can you brew tea?"
The Irish... More ›› 78 - Boss: "I've decided to use humor in the
office. Experts say humor
eases tension, which is import... More ›› 79 - When Bernard got fired from his last job they
were really tough. They made him hand back his key... More ›› 80 - Boss: "I can assure you that the value of the
average employee will continue to increase."
Emp... More ›› 81 - 'I'm very sad to announce this morning,
girls, that
Miss Jones has decided to retire,' said the... More ›› 82 - When I asked my boss for a salary rise
because I
was doing the work of three men he said he coul... More ›› 83 - Employer: "In this job we need someone
who is responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want.... More ›› 84 - Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller
have
tire tread marks across the back of his grey sui... More ›› 85 - "I'm not saying that the customer service in
my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day an... More ›› 86 - INTERVIEWER to job
applicant: "Do you
think you could come up with any reason you want this
jo... More ›› 87 - Did you hear about the businessman who is so
rich he
has two swimming pools, one of which is alw... More ›› 88 - "Young man, do you think you can handle a
variety
of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had... More ›› 89 - Another friend of mine is a very successful
businessman. He started with five thousand pounds -... More ›› 90 - Monster: Stick 'em down.
Ghost: Don't
you mean, stick 'em up.
Monster: No wonder I'm not makin... More ›› 91 - What did the ruthless businessman say to
his employees?
If at first you don't succeed - you're... More ›› 92 - Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer
in
a room full of bank directors?
A: A superior... More ›› 93 - I'm
always delighted when people stick
their noses in my business - my company
makes paper tis... More ›› 94 - Mom and Dad are in the iron and
steel
business.
She does the ironing and he does the stealing.... More ›› 95 - What
happens when business is slow at a
medicine factory?
You can hear a cough drop.... More ›› 96 - Why
did the electrician close early on
Mondays?
Because business was very light.... More ›› 97 - Why did the doughnut maker retire?
He was
fed up with the hole business.... More ›› 98 - Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax
time?
A: A dependent Claus.... More ›› 99 - My husband's business is rather up-and-down
-
he makes yo-yos.... More ›› 100 - What business is King Kong in?
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