1 - How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside
down and make a noise like a banana.... More ›› 2 - What business is King Kong in?
Monkey
business.... More ›› 3 - After being away on business, Tim thought it
would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
"... More ›› 4 - What do you get if you cross King Kong with
a giant frog?
A monster that climbs up the Empire S... More ›› 5 - Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of
his feet brown?
So that he could hide upside down in a... More ›› 6 - What would you get if you crossed King Kong
with a
skunk?
I don't know but it could always get... More ›› 7 - If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping
pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?... More ›› 8 - If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play
ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin?... More ›› 9 - If King Kong came to England why would he
live in the Tower of London?
Because he's a beef-eat... More ›› 10 - What should you do if you are on a picnic
with
King Kong?
Give him the biggest bananas.... More ›› 11 - What do you do if King Kong sits in
front
of you at the cinema?
Miss most of the film!... More ›› 12 - What's brown and furry on the inside and
clear on the
outside?
King Kong in clingfilm... More ›› 13 - What's big and hairy and climbs up the
Empire State Building in a dress?
Queen Kong.... More ›› 14 - What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the
kitchen?
Just don't monkey with him.... More ›› 15 - What did the big ape say when he dialed
incorrectly?
"Oops! King Kong ring wrong."... More ›› 16 - If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what
would you have?
A ding-dong King Kong.... More ›› 17 - What did King Kong say when he saw the
Statue of
Liberty?
"Are you my mother?"... More ›› 18 - What do you get if you cross King Kong with
a
watchdog?
A terrified postman.... More ›› 19 - Why is King Kong big and hairy?
So you
can tell him apart from a gooseberry.... More ›› 20 - What is as big as King Kong but doesn't
weigh anything?
King Kong's shadow.... More ›› 21 - What happened when King Kong swallowed Big
Ben?
He found time-consuming.... More ›› 22 - How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's
twisted it?
With a monkey wrench.... More ›› 23 - What do you get if King Kong sits on
your best friend?
A flat mate.... More ›› 24 - What do you get if
you cross King Kong
with a budgie?
A messy cage.... More ›› 25 - What do you get if King Kong falls down a
mine shaft?
A flat miner.... More ›› 26 - Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?
He didn't like Chinese food.... More ›› 27 - Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in
the world?
King Pong.... More ›› 28 - What is
big, hairy and can fly faster
than sound?
King Koncord.... More ›› 29 - Why did King Kong join the army?
To learn
about gorilla warfare.... More ›› 30 - What do you get if King Kong sits on your
piano?
A flat note.... More ›› 31 - Where does
King Kong sleep?
Anywhere
he wants to.... More ›› 32 - What is big hairy and can fly ?
King
Kongcorde !... More ›› |
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