1 - Q: Why did the farmer call his
pig
"Ink"?
A: Because it was always running out of the pen.... More ›› 2 - A lone tourist who is passing through the
suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately exper... More ›› 3 - Farmer Brown decided his
injuries from the
accident were serious enough to take the trucking com... More ›› 4 - A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But,
as time
went by, the traffic slowly built up at an... More ›› 5 - A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by
her mother, who immediately demanded an inspectio... More ›› 6 - A man from the city is out plowing his field
and
gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground.
A... More ›› 7 - A very zealous soul-winning young preacher
recently came upon
a farmer working in his field. Bei... More ›› 8 - Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate
country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he... More ›› 9 - A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving
down the road, when
the car breaks down. Fortuna... More ›› 10 - There was a
farmer who had a herd of pigs.
One day someone went to the farm and asked
the farm... More ›› 11 - A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned
farm
with plans to turn it into a thriving enterp... More ›› 12 - A jogger running down a country road
is
startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-come over hear bud... More ›› 13 - A husband and wife were driving down a country
lane on
their way to visit some friends. They cam... More ›› 14 - A husband and wife were driving down a country
lane on their way to visit some friends. They cam... More ›› 15 - Rush Limbaugh
and his chauffeur were out
driving in the country and accidentally hit
and kille... More ›› 16 - There was a farmer who raised
watermelons.
He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak i... More ›› 17 - A
farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is
trying to hold the farm together
until her husband... More ›› 18 - An out-of-towner drove his
car into a ditch
in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to... More ›› 19 - This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he
goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy... More ›› 20 - A clergyman walking down a
country lane and
sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto... More ›› 21 - A New York City yuppie moved to the
country
and bought a piece of land. He went to the local fee... More ›› 22 - A retiring farmer in preparation for selling
his
land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he... More ›› 23 - A Texan farmer goes to Australia
for a
vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talkin... More ›› 24 - A Texan farmer goes
to Australia for a
vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets
talk... More ›› 25 - There was a farmer who
had a lot of live
stock. He had cows, horses, chickens, pigs, and bulls.... More ›› 26 - The farmer's son was returning from the market
with the crate of chicken's his father had entrus... More ›› 27 - A farmer in the country has a watermelon
patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the... More ›› 28 - A man is driving down a country road, when he
spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge fi... More ›› 29 - A farmer and his brand new bride were
riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of... More ›› 30 - A bus load of politicians were driving down a
country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden,... More ›› 31 - A man's car stalled on a country
road one
morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came al... More ›› 32 - An accountant is in a car travelling with a
farmer
client around his farm.
They pass a large... More ›› 33 - Howard County Police officers still
write
their reports by hand, and the data is entered later b... More ›› 34 - A man was driving down a quiet country lane when
out
into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The... More ›› 35 - An aged farmer and his wife were leaning
against the edge of their
pig-pen when the old woman wi... More ›› 36 - A farmer
was interviewing a young man for
the job of assistant farmhand.
`You'll need to be f... More ›› 37 - On a drive in the country, a city slicker
noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and... More ›› 38 - Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast
for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was foun... More ›› 39 - A farmer was milking his cow. He was just
starting to get a good rhythm
going when a bug flew in... More ›› 40 - A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a
stroll
in the fields when they came across a cow and a... More ›› 41 - An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your
methods are too old fashioned. I won't be surpris... More ›› 42 - A farm boy was drafted. On his first furlough,
his Father
asked him what he thought of Army life... More ›› 43 - On a rural road a state trooper pulled this
farmer over and said:
"Sir, do you realize your wife... More ›› 44 - FARMER: Did you sleep well last night?
GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an... More ›› 45 - Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman
farmer who
moved into the next valley and boy, i... More ›› 46 - Camp Woodland was across the
road from a
dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull.
'Is tha... More ›› 47 - Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated
the country ? He went to the big city and got a jo... More ›› 48 - Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane,
but
he's not happy with it.
Instead of pointing... More ›› 49 - Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving
energy,
he built a pig-powered car.
He has to get... More ›› 50 - "Tell me," said the hiker to the
local
farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?"
"... More ›› 51 - What is the difference between a dressmaker and
a
farmer?
A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a... More ›› 52 - What did the farmer say when his fat pig
wouldn't fit into the pen?
"There's more there than m... More ›› 53 - Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his
field with a steamroller ?
He wanted to grow mas... More ›› 54 - Did you hear about the farmer
who fed
crayons to his chickens?
He wanted them to lay coloured... More ›› 55 - What did the farmer say when all
his cows
charged him at once ?
I'm on the horns of a dilemma h... More ›› 56 - Why did the farmer feed his
pigs sugar and
vinegar ?
He wanted sweet and sour pork !... More ›› 57 - Why was the farmer
hopping mad ?
Because someone had trodden on his corn !... More ›› 58 - Camper: Is it easy to milk
a
cow?
Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.... More ›› 59 - Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When
he turns his cow to pasture.... More ›› 60 - What did the neurotic pig say to the
farmer?
You take me for grunted.... More ›› 61 - What did the farmer say when he lost his
tractor
?
Wheres my tractor!... More ›› 62 - Q: Why can't the
bankrupt cowboy
complain?
A: He has got no beef.... More ›› 63 - How does the pig farmer get to the fair?
He
rides piggyback.... More ›› 64 - How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They
trod on his corn.... More ›› 65 - Why are farmers cruel?
Because they pull
corn by the ears.... More ›› 66 - What do you call
an Arab dairy farmer?
A milk sheik.... More ›› 67 - How does a farmer send messages?
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