1 - It was well known that a certain lake was very
poor for
fishing up north, but a game warden happ... More ›› 2 - Three guys were fishing in a lake one day,
when an angel appeared in the boat.
When the thre... More ›› 3 - MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin,
O'Bannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishin... More ›› 4 - There was a salmon fisherman who was out in
the
ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky e... More ›› 5 - Two Irishmen were walking down the street with
two salmon each under their arms.
Two other I... More ›› 6 - Standing at the
edge of the lake, a man
saw a woman flailing about in the deep water.
Unable t... More ›› 7 - A father and son went fishing one day. While
they were
out in the boat, the boy suddenly became... More ›› 8 - Why do penguins eat fish?
Because donuts
get soggy before they can catch them.... More ›› 9 - What fish make the best sandwich?
A peanut
butter and jellyfish... More ›› 10 - One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful
beach, with his
fishing pole propped up in the sand... More ›› 11 - Many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed
her husband with twin sons. They loved the children v... More ›› 12 - An Irish priest loved to fly
fish, it was
an obsession of his. So far this year the weather had... More ›› 13 - A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern
Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish... More ›› 14 - A couple of young guys were fishing
at
their special pond off the beaten track when out of the b... More ›› 15 - Two young men were out in the woods on a
camping trip, when
the came upon this great trout brook... More ›› 16 - Two Virginia rednecks go on
a fishing
trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, t... More ›› 17 - Three
fishermen were fishing when they
came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered
them one wish... More ›› 18 - While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a
tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his... More ›› 19 - Three
priests were fishing on a boat when
they ran out of bait.
The first priest got up and w... More ›› 20 - Having arrived at the edge of the river, the
fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring a... More ›› 21 - One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman
drilled a
hole in the ice and peered into the hole and... More ›› 22 - Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with
no luck, not even a nibble. Cold and tired he is... More ›› 23 - The fishing season hasn't opened and a
fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trou... More ›› 24 - Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman
who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as... More ›› 25 - Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were
having a great day catching fish.
The first blon... More ›› 26 - Henry's son, David, burst into the
house,
crying. His mother asked him what the problem was.... More ›› 27 - One man's hobby was fishing, he spent all
his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attenti... More ›› 28 - Far away in the tropical waters of the
Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - o... More ›› 29 - A small town Doctor was famous in the area for
always catching large fish.
One day while he w... More ›› 30 - Two guys are talking about fishing. One says
to the other, "I am
NEVER going to take my wife fis... More ›› 31 - One day, two guys Joe and Bob
were out
fishing. A funeral service passes over the bridge they're... More ›› 32 - Two fishermen were out
on the lake when
one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the
wa... More ›› 33 - A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover
when he came upon two locals pulling another man... More ›› 34 - George went fishing, but at the end of the day
he had not caught one fish.
On the way back to c... More ›› 35 - A fisherman returned to shore with a giant
marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the wa... More ›› 36 - An old
lady saw a little boy with a
fishing-rod over his shoulder and a jar of
tadpoles in his... More ›› 37 - Tim once took his small cousin with him while
he went
fishing: When he returned, he was looking... More ›› 38 - Fishing rule #1: The least experienced
fisherman always catches the biggest fish.
Fishing ru... More ›› 39 - The little kid sat on the side of the road
with a fishing line
down the drain. Feeling sorry for... More ›› 40 - "Do you really believe your husband when he
tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Jane... More ›› 41 - A guy
rings his boss and says "I can't
come to work today
The boss asks why and the guy says... More ›› 42 - Q: How many anglers does
it take to change
a light bulb?
A: Four, one to change the light bulb... More ›› 43 - A
man was fishing in the jungle. After a
while another angler came to
join him. "Have you had... More ›› 44 - Heard the one about the three blondes that
went ice fishing and didn't catch anything?
By the... More ›› 45 - "I didn't see you in church last Sunday,
Nigel. I
hear you were out playing football instead."... More ›› 46 - "I
caught a twenty pound salmon last
week."
"Were there any witnesses?"
"There sure were.... More ›› 47 - Mother
to daughter advice: Cook a man a
fish and you feed him for a day. But
teach a man to fi... More ›› 48 - "What's the biggest fish you ever caught?"
"That would be the one that measured fourteen inches.... More ›› 49 - Retired colonel, talking of the good old days:
Have you ever hunted bear?
His grandson's teach... More ›› 50 - How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate
before his wife throws him out?
I don't know the... More ›› 51 - How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice
fishing?
Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, an... More ›› 52 - How many fishermen does it take to change a
light bulb?
One, but you should have seen the bulb,... More ›› 53 - Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea
?
Because they climb into tins, close the lid and... More ›› 54 - What is the difference between a fisherman
and a lazy student?
One baits his hook, the other ha... More ›› 55 - Q: What you get when four men go fishing and
one
comes back not catching anything.
A: Three Me... More ›› 56 - What's the difference between an angler and a
dunce?
One baits his hooks while the other hates... More ›› 57 - What did Noah do while spending time on the
ark ?
Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had t... More ›› 58 - If you're fishing on ice, you should
never
tell a joke on ice. WHY???
The ice will crack up!... More ›› 59 - I was given the ultimatum 3
weeks ago. She
said "it's me or your fishing."
Gee I miss her.... More ›› 60 - What do you get if you cross a salmon, a
bird's leg
and a hand ?
Birdsthigh fish fingers !... More ›› 61 - Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The
first one says to the other "can you smell fish?".... More ›› 62 - Why are fish cleverer than humans?
Ever
seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?... More ›› 63 - What fish sounds like a telephone?
Herring, herring...herring, herring...herring, herring.... More ›› 64 - Why men like to fishing so much?
They
finally found something as smart as them to talk to.... More ›› 65 - What bit of fish doesn't make sense ?
The
piece of cod that passeth all understanding !... More ›› 66 - What do you call a big fish who makes you an
offer you can't refuse ?
The Codfather !... More ›› 67 - I was glad when one fish got
away.
There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!... More ›› 68 - Fisherman: What
are you fishing for sonny?
Boy: I'm not fishing, I'm drowning worms.... More ›› 69 - What is dry on the outside, filled with water
and
blows up buildings ?
A fish tank !... More ›› 70 - What do you call a deaf fishing boat
captain?
Anything you like, he can't hear you.... More ›› 71 - Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor:
Are you choking?
Lee: No, I'm serious!... More ›› 72 - Where do you go to meet the
best fish?
It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.... More ›› 73 - Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear
?
Because they have electric 'eels !... More ›› 74 - Q. What is the difference between a fish and a
piano?
A. You can't tuna fish.... More ›› 75 - How did the fish's tail get stuck in
the
anchor chain?
It was just a fluke!... More ›› 76 - What did the
fish do when his piano
sounded odd?
He called the piano tuna!... More ›› 77 - Why are fish no good at tennis?
They don't
like to get too close to the net!... More ›› 78 - What kind of musical
instrument can you
use for fishing?
The cast-a-net.... More ›› 79 - What do you get if you cross a trout with an
apartment ?
A flat fish !... More ›› 80 - What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks
too much ?
A beer-a-cuda !... More ›› 81 - What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?
'Your plaice or mine' !... More ›› 82 - Why are fish so gullible?
They fall for
things hook, line and sinker!... More ›› 83 - Which fish dresses the best?
The Swordfish
- It always looks sharp!... More ›› 84 - When fish play football, who
is the
captain ?
The team's kipper !... More ›› 85 - What do romantic fish sing to each other?
Salmon-chanted evening !... More ›› 86 - What's the best way to catch a fish?
Have
someone throw it at you.... More ›› 87 - Q:what did the fish say when he hit the
concrete wall?
A:Damn... More ›› 88 - What sort of net is
useless for catching
fish ?
A football net !... More ›› 89 - Have you seen
the new fishing
website?
No, it's not online yet.... More ›› 90 - What do you get if you cross
an abbot with
a trout ?
Monkfish !... More ›› 91 - What will santa bring your fish this
christmas?
A scale letrix!... More ›› 92 - What do you call a man
with a large
flatfish on his head?
Ray!... More ›› 93 - Why should you use six hooks on your fishing
line?
eFISHancy!... More ›› 94 - How do you post a fish?
You send it COD
... or first bass mail... More ›› 95 - Why is a fish easy to weigh ?
Because it
has its own scales !... More ›› 96 - What did the sardine call the
submarine ?
A can of people !... More ›› 97 - What kind of fish will help you hear better ?
A herring aid !... More ›› 98 - Q. Where does
a fish keep his
money
A. In the River Bank!... More ›› 99 - How do you get around fast on the bottom of
the sea?
Skates!... More ›› 100 - How do fish go into business ?
The start
on a small scale !... More ›› 101 - Where are most fish found ?
Between the
head and the tail !... More ›› 102 - What was the name of Tom
Sawyer's
fish?
Huckleberry Fin!... More ›› 103 - What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?
Tsardines !... More ›› 104 - What kind of fish is useful in freezing
weather ?
Skate !... More ›› 105 - Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing
A:a cold... More ›› 106 - How do you communicate
with a fish?
You
drop it a line!... More ›› 107 - Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?
Jack
the kipper !... More ›› 108 - Why are gold fish orange ?
The water makes
them rusty !... More ›› 109 - What kind of a fish does
your Parrot sit
on?
A Perch!... More ›› 110 - What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?
A
motor pike !... More ›› 111 - What kind of money
do fishermen make ?
Net profits !... More ›› 112 - What's a sea serpent's favourite
meal?
Fish and ships!... More ›› 113 - To whom do fish go to borrow money ?
The
loan shark !... More ›› 114 - Which fish go to heaven when they die ?
Angelfish !... More ›› 115 - What TV game show do fish like best?
Name
that tuna!... More ›› 116 - What part of a fish weighs the most ?
It's scales !... More ›› 117 - Why are fish so smart?
They are always in
schools!... More ›› 118 - What do you call a literary fish?
Salmon
Rushdie!... More ›› 119 - What fish do road-menders use ?
Pneumatic
krill !... More ›› 120 - Which fish can perform operations ?
A
Sturgeon !... More ›› 121 - What fish is best to have in a boat?
A
Sailfish.... More ›› 122 - What is a knight's favourite fish?
A
swordfish!... More ›› 123 - What do you call a fish with no eyes ?
Fish !... More ›› 124 - What do naked fish play with ?
Bare-a-cudas !... More ›› 125 - How do the fish get to school ?
By octobus
!... More ›› 126 - What fish only swims at night ?
A starfish
!... More ›› 127 - What do dirty fish read?
Prawno
Magazines!... More ›› 128 - How do you
tune a fish?
With its
scales!... More ›› 129 - Where do
fish sleep?
In a
river bed.... More ›› 130 - Where do fish wash ?
In a river basin !... More ›› 131 - Where do fish
come from?
Finland!... More ›› |
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