1 - Dr Frankenstein:
I've just invented
something that everyone in the world will want! You
know h... More ›› 2 - Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before
retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need anothe... More ›› 3 - When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what
is
still dirty?
The bathtub.... More ›› 4 - What kind of bath can you take without
water?
A sun bath.... More ›› 5 - Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big
Boss to steal a van
load of goods from a bathroo... More ›› 6 - The plumber was working in a house when the lady of
the house said to him, "Will it be alright i... More ›› 7 - Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I
suggest you take a cold
bath every morning.... More ›› 8 - A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone
National Park. 'Can you give me a room and bath?' he as... More ›› 9 - Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath.
Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders be... More ›› 10 - Stan: I won 92
goldfish.
Fred: Where are
you going to keep them ?
Stan: In the bathroom
Fred:... More ›› 11 - Did you hear about the idiot who had a
new
bath put in?
The plumber said, "Would you like a pl... More ›› 12 - Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your
bath, Mrs Soap?
Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the... More ›› 13 - What's the difference between a peeping Tom and
someone who's just got out of the bath?
One is... More ›› 14 - Mom: Joe, time for your medicine.
Joe: I'll
run the bath then.
Mom: Why?
Joe: Because on the... More ›› 15 - Mum, does God use the
bathroom?
No, what
a funny question!
Then why did Dad say this morning... More ›› 16 - Hotel
guest: Can you give me a room and a
bath, please?
Porter: I can give you a room, but you... More ›› 17 - Adam: How did Mummy know you
hadn't had a
bath?
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap... More ›› 18 - May: What position does your brother play in
the school football team ?
Jay: I think he's one o... More ›› 19 - Does your brother keep himself clean?
Oh,
yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one... More ›› 20 - Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a
bath.
Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rust... More ›› 21 - Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot
water last night
!
Ed: You were? What did you do ?
Ned: I took a b... More ›› 22 - What happened to the tiger who took a bath three
times a day ?
After a week he was spotless !... More ›› 23 - How do you know that there's a monster in your
bath?
You can't get the shower curtain closed.... More ›› 24 - What do you call the ring that worms leave round
the bath ?
The scum of the earth !... More ›› 25 - My mother says I look just like an
animal
when I'm in the bath - a little bear.... More ›› 26 - Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I
use
soap and water, personally.... More ›› 27 - How do vampire football players get the mud off?
They all get in the bat-tub.... More ›› 28 - What animal do you look like when you get into
the
bath ?
A little bear !... More ›› 29 - Why did the bank robber take a bath?
So he
could make a clean getaway.... More ›› 30 - Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could
make a clean getaway.... More ›› 31 - Are you going to take a bath?
No, I'm
leaving it where it is.... More ›› 32 - Where does a vampire take a bath?
In the
bat-room (bathroom).... More ›› 33 - Which villains steal soap from the bath?
Robber
ducks.... More ›› 34 - Which birds steal soap from the bath ?
Robber
ducks !... More ›› 35 - What dog loves to take bubble baths ?
A
shampoodle !... More ›› 36 - What criminal doesn't take baths?
A dirty
crook.... More ›› |
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