1 - What do you get if you cross a spider and an
elephant ?
I'm not sure, but if you see one walkin... More ›› 2 - What did one centipede say to the other
centipede ?
You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've go... More ›› 3 - One ant was running across an unopened box of
crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why... More ›› 4 - A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a
saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He... More ›› 5 - Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he
stepped on an ant?
A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant... More ›› 6 - Two fleas where running across the top of a
cereal
packet ?
"Why are we running so fast ?" said... More ›› 7 - Boy: What's the biggest ant in the
world?
Girl: My Aunt
Boy: No, it's an elephant.
Girl: Yo... More ›› 8 - If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you
know which one is the American Football player ?... More ›› 9 - What is the difference between a flea bitten
dog and a bored
visitor ?
Ones going to itch and t... More ›› 10 - What is the difference between a flea bitten
dog and a
bored visitor ?
Ones going to itch and t... More ›› 11 - Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder
what stops it from falling down.
Owner: I think the w... More ›› 12 - Q: What did one flea say to the other flea
when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk... More ›› 13 - What did the wife spider say to her
husband
when he tried to explain why he was late ?
Your spi... More ›› 14 - Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw
a
drunken man.
One said to the other, "You bit... More ›› 15 - What is the difference
between an elephant
and a flea?
An elephant can have fleas but a flea ca... More ›› 16 - A mother moth was telling her baby moth off
saying, "If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't... More ›› 17 - What is the difference between a flea and a
wolf
?
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls... More ›› 18 - Why did the firefly keep stealing things
?
What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ?
A firefly with a... More ›› 19 - What do you get if you cross a firefly
and
a moth ?
An insect who can find its way around a dar... More ›› 20 - What do you get if you cross a moth with a
firefly?
An insect that can find its way around a d... More ›› 21 - What would happen if tarantulas were as big as
horses ?
If one bit you, you could ride it to ho... More ›› 22 - First Caribou:
What well-known cartoon
character do moths like a hole lot?
Second Caribou: Mick... More ›› 23 - What did the maggot say to his friend when he
got stuck
in an apple ?
Worm your way out of that... More ›› 24 - What do you get if you cross a
tarantula
with a rose ?
I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smellin... More ›› 25 - Why was the centipede dropped from the insect
football team ?
He took too long to put his boots... More ›› 26 - What does a bee say before it
stings you
?
This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts yo... More ›› 27 - Why didn't the two worms get on
Noah's
Ark in an apple ?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs... More ›› 28 - What happened when the chef found a daddy long
legs in the
salad ?
It became a daddy short legs... More ›› 29 - What is the most faithful
insect ?
A
flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them... More ›› 30 - How can you tell which end of a worm is which
?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs... More ›› 31 - Why was the centipede late ?
Because he was
playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother
!... More ›› 32 - One woodworm met another. "How's life?" she
asked.
"Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."... More ›› 33 - What buzzes, is black and
yellow and goes
along the bottom of the sea ?
A bee in a submarine !... More ›› 34 - How do we know that insects are so clever
?
Because they always know when your eating outside !... More ›› 35 - What did the maggot say to another ?
What's
a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !... More ›› 36 - What did the spider say to the fly ?
We're
getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?... More ›› 37 - First Caribou: What do
you call a bee that
can't make up his mind?
Second Caribou: A maybee.... More ›› 38 - Who rode a dog and was a confederate general
during the American Civil War ?
Robert E Flea !... More ›› 39 - First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor
cycle
stunts?
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.... More ›› 40 - Why did the bees go on strike ?
Because they
wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !... More ›› 41 - Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other
bees ?
Because they kept droning on and on !... More ›› 42 - What do you get if you cross a centipede and a
chicken ?
Enough drumsticks to feed an army !... More ›› 43 - Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?
Because
they are always earwigging their conversations !... More ›› 44 - What do you get if you cross a worm
and an
elephant ?
Very big worm holes in your garden !... More ›› 45 - What did one flea say
to the other after a
night out ?
Shall we walk home or take a dog ?... More ›› 46 - What did the worm say to the other when he was
late home ?
Where in earth have you been !... More ›› 47 - Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one
mosquito?
Because an itch in time saves nine.... More ›› 48 - What is the difference between a
mosquito
and a fly ?
Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !... More ›› 49 - How do stones
stop moths eating your
clothes ?
Because rolling stones gather no moths !... More ›› 50 - What did one mosquito say to
another when
they came out of the cinema?
Fancy a bite?... More ›› 51 - What is black and yellow and buzzes along at
30,000 feet ?
A bee is an aeroplane !... More ›› 52 - What is worse than an
alligator with
toothache ?
A centipede with athlete's foot !... More ›› 53 - How do you know if you have a tough mosquito
?
You slap him and he slaps you back !... More ›› 54 - How can you tell if you are looking at
a
police glow worm ?
it has a blue light !... More ›› 55 - Why were the
flies playing football in
saucer ?
They where playing for the cup !... More ›› 56 - What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger
with
an insect ?
The Masked-quito !... More ›› 57 - QUESTION: What do you get from a bee
that
has an udder?
ANSWER: Milk and honey.... More ›› 58 - What are ants called when they run away very
fast to get
married?
Ant-elopers.... More ›› 59 - Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet
?
He wanted to see the floor show !... More ›› 60 - What do bees do if they want to use public
transport ?
Wait at a buzz stop !... More ›› 61 - How do you make a
glow worm happy ?
Cut
off his tail, he'll be de-lighted !... More ›› 62 - Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?
Because she was a litter bug.... More ›› 63 - How do you make a butterfly ?
Flick it out
of the butter dish with a knife !... More ›› 64 - How do
you spot a modern spider ?
He
doesn't have a web he had a website !... More ›› 65 - First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up
trash?
Second Caribou: The litterbug.... More ›› 66 - Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag
?
They can lighten your load !... More ›› 67 - What do you call a bee who's had a spell put
on him ?
He's bee-witched !... More ›› 68 - What happened to the man who turned into an
insect ?
He just beetled off !... More ›› 69 - Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her
children weren't that bright !... More ›› 70 - What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ?
A
centipede with a wooden leg !... More ›› 71 - What's a glow worms
favourite song
?
Wake me up before you glow glow !... More ›› 72 - What is a flea's favourite book ?
The
itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !... More ›› 73 - What do you get if you
cross a glow worm
with some beer ?
Light ale !... More ›› 74 - What did
the woodworm say to the chair
?
It's been nice gnawing you !... More ›› 75 - Can bees fly in
the rain ?
Not without
their little yellow jackets !... More ›› 76 - What do you get if you cross a worm and a young
goat ?
A dirty kid !... More ›› 77 - If a flea and a
fly pass each other what
time is it?
Fly past flea.... More ›› 78 - What do you get if you cross a bee with a door
bell?
A hum dinger !... More ›› 79 - Why was the moth so unpopular ?
He kept
picking holes in everything !... More ›› 80 - What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day
?
Turns over a new leaf !... More ›› 81 - Why did the spider
buy a car ?
So he
could take it out for a spin !... More ›› 82 - What's black, yellow and covered in
blackberries ?
A bramble bee !... More ›› 83 - What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ?
A
firefly with a short circuit !... More ›› 84 - Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because
they're full of anty-bodies !... More ›› 85 - What is a bee's favourite classical music
composer ?
Bee-thoven !... More ›› 86 - What's more dangerous than being with a fool
?
Fooling with a bee !... More ›› 87 - What did the bee to the other bee in summer
?
Swarm here isn't it !... More ›› 88 - What's a bee-line ?
The shortest distance
between two buzz-stops !... More ›› 89 - How do you find where a flea has bitten you
?
Start from scratch !... More ›› 90 - What does a spider do when he
gets angry
?
He goes up the wall !... More ›› 91 - What does a queen bee do when she burps
?
Issues a royal pardon !... More ›› 92 - Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to
work?
A: A buzzness suit!... More ›› 93 - What do you get when you cross a bell with a
bee?
A humdinger.... More ›› 94 - What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a
flea ?
Bugs Bunny !... More ›› 95 - Why did the bee started talking poetry ?
He
was waxing lyrical !... More ›› 96 - What is the definition of a caterpillar ?
A
worm in a fur coat !... More ›› 97 - What did the earwig say as it fell down the
stairs ?
Ear we go !... More ›› 98 - Why do worms taste like chewing gum
?
Because they're wrigleys !... More ›› 99 - What
did the bee say to the naughty bee
?
Bee-hive yourself !... More ›› 100 - What did the spider say when he broke his new
web ?
Darn it !... More ›› 101 - Why are mosquitoes annoying?
Because they
get under your skin.... More ›› 102 - What did the spider say to the bee ?
Your
honey or your life !... More ›› 103 - What kind of
bee can keep an aeroplane dry
?
An aero-drone !... More ›› 104 - Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?
To
improve his bite !... More ›› 105 - What insect lives on
nothing ?
A moth,
because it eats holes... More ›› 106 - What do you call a grasshopper
with no legs
?
A grasshover !... More ›› 107 - What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?
A bite-time story.... More ›› 108 - Why do
bees have sticky hair ?
Beacuse
of the honey combs !... More ›› 109 - What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?
A
spinning wheel !... More ›› 110 - What insect lives on nothing?
A moth,
because it eats holes.... More ›› 111 - What is red and dangerous ?
Strawberry and
tarantula jelly !... More ›› 112 - What is the wasps' favorite song?
Just a
Spoonful of Sugar.... More ›› 113 - What do you call an ant with
frog's legs?
An antphibian.... More ›› 114 - Where would you put an injured insect ?
In an
antbulance !... More ›› 115 - What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ?
A
morese-quito !... More ›› 116 - What is a spiders favourite TV show ?
The
newly web game !... More ›› 117 - How can you make a moth ball ?
Hit it with
a fly swatter.... More ›› 118 - How does a queen bee get around her hive
?
She's throne !... More ›› 119 - What did one firefly say to the other ?
Got
to glow now !... More ›› 120 - How do you make a moth bawl?
Hit him with a
fly swatter.... More ›› 121 - What kind of bees hum and drop
things
?
A fumble bee !... More ›› 122 - Why do bees hum ?
Because they've forgotten
the words !... More ›› 123 - Why are spiders good swimmers ?
They have
webbed feet !... More ›› 124 - What do you call a big irish spider ?
Paddy
long legs !... More ›› 125 - What did the confused bee say ?
To bee or
not to bee !... More ›› 126 - How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?
A
humdred !... More ›› 127 - What kind of doctors are like spiders ?
Spin
doctors !... More ›› 128 - Why are spiders like tops ?
They are always
spinning !... More ›› 129 - How do fireflies start
a race?
Ready,
steady, glow!... More ›› 130 - What kind of bee can't be understood ?
A
mumble bee !... More ›› 131 - How do you start an insect race ?
One, two,
flea - go... More ›› 132 - What pillar doesn't need holding up ?
A
caterpillar !... More ›› 133 - What is the biggest ant in the world ?
An
elephant !... More ›› 134 - Who writes books for little bees ?
Bee-trix
Potter !... More ›› 135 - Who is the bees favourite pop group ?
The
bee gees !... More ›› 136 - What's a bees favourite novel ?
The Great
Gats-bee !... More ›› 137 - What is a mosquito's favourite sport
?
Skin-diving !... More ›› 138 - What is the most religious insect
?
A
mosque-ito !... More ›› 139 - What's the biggest moth in the
world
?
A mammoth !... More ›› 140 - What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs?
Ath-fleats!... More ›› 141 - Who is a bee's favourite painter ?
Pablo
Beecasso !... More ›› 142 - How do fireflies start a race ?
Ready steady
glow !... More ›› 143 - What has 50 legs but cant walk ?
Half a
centipede !... More ›› 144 - What did the bee say to the flower ?
Hello
honey !... More ›› 145 - What to
you call a Russian flea ?
A
Moscow-ito !... More ›› 146 - What has antlers and sucks blood ?
A
moose-quito !... More ›› 147 - What do you call a scruffy,
lazy ant?
Decadant.... More ›› 148 - How do fireflies lose weight?
They burn
calories.... More ›› 149 - What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a
cold !... More ›› 150 - Where do bees keep their money ?
In a honey
box !... More ›› 151 - Which fly captured the ladybird?
The
dragon-fly.... More ›› 152 - What has four wheels and flies ?
A rubbish
bin !... More ›› 153 - What bee is good for your health ?
Vitamin
bee !... More ›› 154 - What does a bee get at McDonalds ?
A
humburger !... More ›› 155 - What does the bee Santa Claus say ?
Ho hum
hum !... More ›› 156 - What insect runs away from everything ?
A
flee !... More ›› 157 - Why are mosquitos religious ?
They prey on
you !... More ›› 158 - What does a cat go to sleep on ?
A
caterpillow !... More ›› 159 - What's a bees favourite flower ?
A
bee-gonias !... More ›› 160 - What goes zzub, zzub ?
A bee flying
backwards !... More ›› 161 - Why do bees buzz ?
Because they can't
whistle !... More ›› 162 - What TV station do bees watch ?
Bee bee c
one!... More ›› 163 - What do insects learn at school ?
Mothmatics
!... More ›› 164 - What are the cleverest bees ?
Spelling bees
!... More ›› 165 - What is the bees favourite film ?
The Sting
!... More ›› 166 - What makes a glow worm glow ?
A light meal
!... More ›› 167 - What is life like for a wood worm ?
Boring
!... More ›› 168 - What are spiders webs good
for ?
Spiders
!... More ›› 169 - Where do you take a sick wasp?
To
waspital.... More ›› 170 - Who is the bees favourite singer ?
Sting
!... More ›› 171 - Where do bees go on holiday ?
Stingapore
!... More ›› 172 - Which fly makes films ?
Stephen Speilbug
!... More ›› 173 - What kind of
wig can hear ?
An earwig
!... More ›› 174 - What lives in gum trees ?
Stick insects !... More ›› 175 - What do you call a stupid ant?
Antwerp.... More ›› 176 - What is a baby bee ?
A little humbug !... More ›› 177 - How do fleas
travel ?
Itch hiking !... More ›› 178 - What do bees chew ?
Bumble gum !... More ›› |
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