1 - Why do aardvarks make undesirable
neighbors?
Because they always have their noses in other people... More ›› 2 - What do you call an aardvark that's been
thrown out of a
pub?
A barredvark!... More ›› 3 - A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked
through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found... More ›› 4 - I've got a new
aardvark. Would you like
to play with him? I don't really know. I've
heard it g... More ›› 5 - Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a
firework flashed across the sky.
1st aardvark: Wow! I... More ›› 6 - Who won the animal race?
The giraffe and
the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the
aardv... More ›› 7 - Which aardvark holds the speed record?
The
nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a... More ›› 8 - Did you hear about the household appliance
that eats ants and records
TV shows?
It's the VCRdva... More ›› 9 - What did the aardvark say when he lost
the
race to the ant?
If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!... More ›› 10 - What did the
impatient waiter ask the
gluttonous aardvark?
Is that your final ant, sir!... More ›› 11 - Why does mama aardvark call her husband a
cannibal?
Because he ate his ant for dinner!... More ›› 12 - What's worse than a giraffe with a sore
throat?
An aardvark with the sniffles!... More ›› 13 - What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and
is very
loud?
A herd of stampeding aardvarks!... More ›› 14 - What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a
tail?
A man holding an aardvark.... More ›› 15 - What do you call an aardvark that's just won
a fight?
A well 'aardvark!... More ›› 16 - How do
you define an aardvark?
Aan
aanimal that resembles an aanteater!... More ›› 17 - Where does the aardvark family always
come
first?
In the phone book!... More ›› 18 - Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?
They
can stick to the subject!... More ›› 19 - What do you call an aardvark outside
Buckingham Palace?
A guardvark!... More ›› 20 - Who loves
hamburgers, French fries, and
ants?
Ronald MacAardvark!... More ›› 21 - What does an aardvark use when he has
a
cold?
An ant-ihistamine!... More ›› 22 - What do you call an aardvark good with a light
saber?
A darthvark!... More ›› 23 - What do you call an aardvark that's just lost
a
fight?
A vark!... More ›› 24 - What does an aardvark take for
ant-digestion?
Anta-Seltzer!... More ›› 25 - When is an aardvark jumpy?
When he's got
ants in his pants!... More ›› 26 - What does an aardvark keep in his
aquarium?
An aard-shark!... More ›› 27 - What does an aardvark get when he
overeats?
Ant-digestion!... More ›› 28 - What do you call an aardvark that plays
poker?
A cardvark!... More ›› 29 - What is uglier than an aardvark?
Two
aardvarks!... More ›› 30 - What does the aardvark call his
dog?
Aard-bark!... More ›› 31 - What do you call a Polish aardvark?
A
Polaark!... More ›› |
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