1 - Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more.
Why not? He lost his
balance.... More ›› 2 - "Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle
your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes... More ›› 3 - Which is the cheapest bicycle you can
buy?
A penny-farthing.... More ›› 4 - While crossing the US-Mexican border on his
bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed... More ›› 5 - A math student who used to come to the
university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy n... More ›› 6 - The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing,
runs into a man, and
they both fall down. -"Geez, ar... More ›› 7 - A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked
down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up,... More ›› 8 - Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill,
but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack s... More ›› 9 - The school teacher was furious when Brad
knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yar... More ›› 10 - Johnny was racing around the garden on his new
bicycle and
called out to his mother to watch his... More ›› 11 - Q: How many bikers does it take
to change
a light bulb?
A: It takes two. One to change the bul... More ›› 12 - Did you hear about the vampire bicycle
that
went round biting people's arms off?
It was a vici... More ›› 13 - What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed
with
him?
Because he didn't want to walk in his... More ›› 14 - My dog is a nuisance.
He chases everyone on
a bicycle.
What can I do?
Take his bike away.... More ›› 15 - Why can't an elephant ride a
bicycle?
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.... More ›› 16 - Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals.
Juliet: Really?
Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.... More ›› 17 - What do you get if you cross a chemical and a
bicycle ?
Bike carbonate of soda !... More ›› 18 - Why can't a bicycle stand up by
itself?
Because it is two-tired (too tired).... More ›› 19 - Why couldn't the
bicycle stand up for
itself?
Because it was two-tyred.... More ›› 20 - What's the hardest thing about learning to
ride a bicycle?
The road.... More ›› 21 - Which Elizabethan
sailor could stop bikes
?
Sir Francis Brake !... More ›› 22 - What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose
?
Bicycle petals !... More ›› 23 - Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because
they're
two-tired.... More ›› 24 - When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
When it
turns into a driveway.... More ›› 25 - What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her
head
?
Petal !... More ›› 26 - What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no
spooks in it.... More ›› 27 - I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.
Farcical?... More ›› 28 - What did the bicycle call its
dad?
Pop-cycle... More ›› |
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