1 - College meals
are generally unpopular with
those who have to eat them and sometimes
with good... More ›› 2 - Wouldn't it be nice to tell the Dean of your
college what you REALLY think about him/her? Well,... More ›› 3 - What is the second stupidest thing in the
world?
An Arkansas architectural student out in the... More ›› 4 - How do you know a Brigham
Young student's
been mowing the lawn?
The welcome mat is destroyed.... More ›› 5 - Optimist: A college student who opens his
wallet
and expects to find money.... More ›› 6 - Three students from Michigan State, the
University of Kentucky and Texas A & M on summer vacatio... More ›› 7 - A college student was in a
philosophy
class which had a discussion about God's existence. The pr... More ›› 8 - A somewhat advanced society has figured
how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student,... More ›› 9 - A kid called up his
mom from his college
and asked her for some money, because he ran out
of i... More ›› 10 - Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the
contractor,
through the second floor of her new house to... More ›› 11 - Two storks are
sitting in their nest: a
father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is
crying... More ›› 12 - Two
college students, Frank and Matt, are
riding on a New York City subway when
a beggar appro... More ›› 13 - A
Mississippi professor was at a party and
became indignant when asked if
college professors w... More ›› 14 - An angel appears at a faculty
meeting and
tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and... More ›› 15 - A college student in a philosophy class was
taking his first examination.
On the paper there... More ›› 16 - After the college boy delivered
the pizza
to Bud's trailer house, Bud asked, "What is the usual... More ›› 17 - The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for
all male students, so too
the male dormitory to t... More ›› 18 - Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen,
were discussing what kind of work would supply mem w... More ›› 19 - All the fraternity brothers left the
house
for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to s... More ›› 20 - Biddle and Payne, two elderly English
professors, were
having lunch in the cafeteria.
During... More ›› 21 - A linguistics professor was lecturing to his
English
class one day. "In English," he said, "A do... More ›› 22 - Soderling, the star college halfback, was
taking a math exam.
The coach desperately needed h... More ›› 23 - Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house
phone.
"Hi," said the voice, "this is Rollie. Co... More ›› 24 - An applicant was being interviewed for
admission
to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inqui... More ›› 25 - "Now my motto in
life," said the school
chaplain, "is work hard, play hard and pray
hard. How... More ›› 26 - A son is
calling his mom from college, and
telling her that he had just got his
degree. The mo... More ›› 27 - "Where are my shoes?" asked the Iowa State
professor as the class ended.
"They're on your feet... More ›› 28 - Arvil was coming out of the Texas University
student building when he
was stopped by two coeds.... More ›› 29 - A survey was being taken on the University of
Arizona campus.
The survey taker asked a socce... More ›› 30 - Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North
Carolina campus.
One day Tipton came in and said... More ›› 31 - Jeb and Eudell, University of
Michigan
athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just... More ›› 32 - Professor: I forgot to take
my umbrella
this morning.
Wife: When did you first miss it, dear... More ›› 33 - Did you hear about the Penn State professor
who
went around in a revolving door for six hours be... More ›› 34 - "Professor, I hear your wife has had twins.
Boys or girls?"
"Well, I believe one is a girl and... More ›› 35 - How many Wake Forest
fraternity brothers
does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
Seventee... More ›› 36 - Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking
through the campus. "Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?... More ›› 37 - Professor:
A wise man doubts everything.
Only a pin-head is positive.
Student: Are you s... More ›› 38 - Q: How
many graduate students does it take
to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it may tak... More ›› 39 - Did you hear about the
Louisiana Tech
professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours,... More ›› 40 - Why do University of
Arkansas graduates
tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?... More ›› 41 - Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!
Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket?
Profe... More ›› 42 - Q: What do college students and deer have in
common?
A: They both stand in the middle of the ro... More ›› 43 - How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?
Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may ta... More ›› 44 - A college friend was going to meet a young
lady he new.
"An old flame? I asked.
He winked and sa... More ›› 45 - Q. How many law professors does it take to
change a light
bulb?
A. Hell, you need 250 just to l... More ›› 46 - How can you
tell if a California State
coed is a good cook?
She can get the pop tart out of th... More ›› 47 - Did you
hear about the Western Kentucky
professor who kissed the door goodbye and
slammed his... More ›› 48 - Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher
stay awake every night?
He was trying to find a... More ›› 49 - Why did the Oregon State psychology
major
climb up the chain link fence?
To see what was on th... More ›› 50 - How does a New York University psychology
major turn on
his lights in the morning?
By opening... More ›› 51 - Did you hear about the UCLA track
star who
won a gold medal?
He was so proud of it that he had... More ›› 52 - How many Buckeye
football players does it
take to change a lightbulb?
One. But he gets three h... More ›› 53 - What do they call a bunch of Mississippi
football
players standing in a circle holding hands?... More ›› 54 - Did you hear about the University of Miami
fullback who stayed up all night studying for his uri... More ›› 55 - Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon?
Student:
When you can't get your jeans over your t... More ›› 56 - "Did you hear? Lament's gettin' a
Ph.D."
"What does Ph.D. stand for?"
"in his case, Pin-headed... More ›› 57 - There was the Florida State defensive tackle
who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch pa... More ›› 58 - And then there was the UCLA professor
who
opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pan... More ›› 59 - Teenage Driver: But,
officer, I'm a
college man.
Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.... More ›› 60 - What's the difference between an American
student and
an English student ?
About 3000 miles !... More ›› 61 - What do you get if you cross a student and an
alien ?
Something from another universe -ity !... More ›› 62 - What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps
at thin air?
Collecting his thoughts.... More ›› 63 - How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to
sparkle?
Shine a flashlight in his ears.... More ›› 64 - What do you
call ten Utah State law
students standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.... More ›› 65 - Why don't Purdue athletes
eat pickles?
They can't get their heads in the jar.... More ›› 66 - What do you get when you
cross a Texas
Aggie with an ape?
A retarded ape.... More ›› 67 - What does the N on the Nebraska
football
helmet stand for?
"Nowledge."... More ›› 68 - How do
you measure a Villanova graduate's
I.Q.?
With a tire gauge.... More ›› 69 - On what kind of ships do students
study?
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