1 - Where do snowmen go to dance ?
Snowballs
!... More ››
2 - What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers
!... More ››
3 - Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette
or a red-headed snowman?
A: A blonde, because y... More ››
4 - Why did Frosty
the Snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.... More ››
5 - Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over
their
baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!... More ››
6 - What happened
when the icicle landed on
the sowmman's head?
It knocked him cold.... More ››
7 - Why did a anowman send his father to
Siberia?
Because he wanted frozen pop !... More ››
8 - What did the snowman order at MacDonalds
?
Icerbergers with chilli sauce !... More ››
9 - How do you know when there is a snowman in
your bed ?
You wake up wet !... More ››
10 - What would you get if you crossed a
snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite !... More ››
11 - Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?
On his birthday flake!... More ››
12 - Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
snowman.
Doctor: Keep cool !... More ››
13 - What do you get if you cross King Kong with a
snowman?
Frostbite.... More ››
14 - What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the
Snowman?
Have an ice day!... More ››
15 - What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark
?
Frost bite !... More ››
16 - Why was the
snowman's dog called Frost?
Because Frost bites.... More ››
17 - What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen
prefer ?
I.C. !... More ››
18 - What is a snowman's favorite book ?
War
and Frozen Peas !... More ››
19 - Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?
A Snowman.... More ››
20 - Where do snowmen put their webpages?
On the
winternet.... More ››
21 - How do snowmen read their e-mails?
With an
icy-stare!... More ››
22 - Where do snowmen keep their money ?
In a
snowbank !... More ››
23 - What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.... More ››
24 - What do snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.... More ››
25 - What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice
caps !... More ››
26 - What does a snowman eat for dinner?
Ice-burgers.... More ››
27 - What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced
lolly.... More ››
28 - How does a Snowman get to work?
By
icicle.... More ›› |