1 - Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same
day as his
father's. He bought his girlfriend a bottle... More ›› 2 - A kindly old lady came across a little boy
sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. 'What's... More ›› 3 - Home - A -
Age Jokes
"That's an
excellent essay for someone your age," said the English
tea... More ›› 4 - The housewife answered a knock on the door
and found a total
stranger standing on the doorstep.... More ›› 5 - I'd like to say
something nice about you
as it's your birthday.
Why don't you?
Because I can... More ›› 6 - First boy: Are you having a party for your
birthday?
Second boy: No, I'm having a witch do.
Fi... More ›› 7 - Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her
birthday.
How lovely!
Yes, but he only did it so... More ›› 8 - "Artificial intelligence is a wonderful
thing.
I told my computer that today is my birthday,
and... More ›› 9 - Man l: "I got my wife a VCP
for her
birthday"
Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?"
Man 1: "No, a V... More ›› 10 - What do you give a
nine-hundred-pound
gorilla for his birthday?
I don't know, but you'd better... More ›› 11 - Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake?
Because he always slobbers out the candles!... More ›› 12 - Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
It
certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead.... More ›› 13 - Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
He wanted to have a birthday potty!... More ›› 14 - A man asked his wife, "What would you most
like for your birthday?"
She said, "I'd love to be... More ›› 15 - It was
Grandpa Jones' 100th birthday and
he was still in perfect health. At
his birthday party... More ›› 16 - The housewife answered a knock on the door
and found
a total stranger standing on the doorstep.... More ›› 17 - Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally
depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked wh... More ›› 18 - A couple have not been getting along for years,
so the husband
thinks,
"I'll buy my wife a ceme... More ›› 19 - A St. Louis mother
telephoned the capital
building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to... More ›› 20 - I've been shopping for
my wife's
birthday present.
What did you get her?
A bottle of expensi... More ›› 21 - Will you come to my party on
Saturday?
Yes, please, What's the address?
25 The High Street.... More ›› 22 - "I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party
for you."
"A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that... More ›› 23 - Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to
give you for your birthday?
Mum: No, dear, what ?
He... More ›› 24 - Fred: Have you noticed that your
mother
smells a bit funny these days?
Harry: No. Why?
Fred:... More ›› 25 - Johnny was racing
around the garden on his
new bicycle and called out to his mother to
watch h... More ›› 26 - How old were you on your last birthday?
Eight.
And how old will you be on your next birthday?... More ›› 27 - Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief
for your birthday.
Harry: That was a kind thought.... More ›› 28 - Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief
for your
birthday.
Betty: That was a kind thought.... More ›› 29 - Fred: Do you
like the dictionary I bought
you for your birthday?
Harry: Sure. It's a great pre... More ›› 30 - Charley wanted to buy Farley a
birthday
cake, but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in... More ›› 31 - Something
happened to me yesterday that
will never, ever, happen to me again.
How can you be s... More ›› 32 - Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my
birthday
. . .the bad news is that I don't get the... More ›› 33 - "Did you go shopping for my birthday
present?"
"Yeah, and I found the perfect thing."
"What... More ›› 34 - Cat: "What did you get him for his
birthday?"
Dog: "Pant . . . pant!"
Cat: "Great . . . he n... More ›› 35 - Why was the monster standing on his head at
the birthday party?
He heard they were having upsid... More ›› 36 - How can you tell if an elephant's been to
your
birthday party?
Look for his footprints in the... More ›› 37 - Did you hear about the time
Eddy's
sister tried to make a birthday cake ?
The candles melted in... More ›› 38 - BoyFriend: Why didn't you
give me
anything for my birthday?
GirlFriend: You told me to surprise... More ›› 39 - Why do we put candles on top of a birthday
cake?
Because it's too hard to put them on the bott... More ›› 40 - "I remember when the
candle shop burned
down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy
Birthday.'"... More ›› 41 - "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat
birthday cake."
"Next time, take off the candles."... More ›› 42 - Why did Davy Crockett always
wear a
coonskin cap?
It was a birthday present from his wife!... More ›› 43 - Why does the monster act wild
and crazy
on his birthday?
He's trying to age disgracefully!... More ›› 44 - For his birthday the monster asked for a
heavy sweater.
So they gave him a sumo wrestler!... More ›› 45 - Why couldn't prehistoric man send
birthday cards?
The stamps kept falling off the rocks!... More ›› 46 - What's the greatest birthday
present?
Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.... More ›› 47 - Why did you hit your birthday cake with a
hammer?
Because you said it was pound cake!... More ›› 48 - A man who forgets his wife's birthday is
certain to get something to remember her by.... More ›› 49 - What song should
you sing to a wildebeest
on his birthday?
"Happy Birthday To Gnu!"... More ›› 50 - "My birthday's coming"
Do you know what I
need?"
"Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"... More ›› 51 - Why did the fat monster put
a candle on
his tummy?
He was celebrating his girthday!... More ›› 52 - "I guess I didn't get my birthday wish."
"How do you know?"
"You're still here!"... More ›› 53 - I forgot my brother's
birthday last
month.
What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.... More ›› 54 - "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy."
"Maybe you should spit out the plate!"... More ›› 55 - Why did you buy me
a pair of bunny ears?
I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!... More ›› 56 - What do they serve at birthday
parties in
heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!... More ›› 57 - Why did the boy feel warm on his
birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!... More ›› 58 - Why was the birthday cake as hard
as a
rock?
Because it was marble cake!... More ›› 59 - "Were any famous men born on your
birthday?"
"No, only little babies."... More ›› 60 - What did one candle say to the
other?
"Don't birthdays burn you up?"... More ›› 61 - How does Moby Dick celebrate his
birthday?
He has a whale of a party!... More ›› 62 - What does a cat like
to eat on his
birthday?
Mice cream and cake!... More ›› 63 - Where do you find a birthday
present for
a cat?
In a cat-alogue!... More ›› 64 - What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A birthday pheasant!... More ›› 65 - What do you always get
on your birthday?
Another year older!birt... More ›› 66 - What is your favourite type of birthday
present?
Another present!... More ›› 67 - When is your birthday?
17th January.
What year?
Every year!... More ›› 68 - What did the burglar
give his wife for
her birthday?
A stole.... More ›› 69 - When is a birthday cake like a golf
ball?
When it's been sliced.... More ›› 70 - What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday
cake?
Shortcake!... More ›› 71 - Did you hear about the tree's
birthday?
It was a sappy one!... More ›› 72 - Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?
It was a tappy one!... More ›› 73 - What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
"Hi, Buster."... More ›› 74 - Did you hear about the flag's birthday?
It was a Happy one!... More ›› 75 - What does a clam do on
his birthday?
He shellabrates!... More ›› 76 - What did you get for your birthday?
Another year!... More ›› |
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