1 - In Heaven:
The cooks are
French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The love... More ›› 2 - Three men were standing in line to get
into heaven one day.
Apparently it had been a pretty busy... More ›› 3 - Three men died in a car accident and
met
Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates.
The Lord spoke u... More ›› 4 - A priest and a taxi driver both died
and went to heaven. St. Peter
was at the Pearly gates waiti... More ›› 5 - This 85 year old couple, having been
married almost 60
years, had died in a car crash. They had... More ›› 6 - Three men die in a car accident
Christmas Eve. They all find
themselves at the pearly gates wait... More ›› 7 - A new York Divorce Lawyer died
and
arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have... More ›› 8 - One day while walking down the street
a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by... More ›› 9 - Three college football coaches were
flying across the country when their airplane crashed and al... More ›› 10 - Morty the producer dies and goes to
purgatory. The agent behind the counter says "So Morty, what... More ›› 11 - Three
guys found themselves in
Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,
they were a littl... More ›› 12 - There once was a rich man who
was
near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard... More ›› 13 - It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael
and Tim, passed over at
the same time. Upon encountering... More ›› 14 - A fellow finds himself in front of
the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to... More ›› 15 - A forester and a lawyer were in car
accident and showed up at
the pearly gates together.
St.... More ›› 16 - St Peter is standing at heaven's gate
when a man walks
up.
"Welcome to heaven my son. What di... More ›› 17 - Three men die and go to heaven and
queue to meet St. Peter.
St. Peter: Hi, what's your
name... More ›› 18 - A religious man is on top of a roof
during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get... More ›› 19 - This guy dies and is sent
to Hell.
Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and... More ›› 20 - Everybody on earth
dies and goes
to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two
lin... More ›› 21 - Recently
a teacher, a garbage
collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the
Pearly Gates. S... More ›› 22 - St. Peter is questioning three married
couples to see if they qualify for admittance to
heaven... More ›› 23 - Two men died and went to Heaven. St.
Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but you... More ›› 24 - Did you know that
heaven and hell
are actually right next to each other? They are seperated
by... More ›› 25 - President Clinton died and knocked at
the
Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter.... More ›› 26 - A man arrives at the gates of heaven.
St.
Peter asks, "Religion?"
The man says,
"Methodist.... More ›› 27 - A famous professor of surgery died and
went to heaven. At the
pearly gate he was asked by the ga... More ›› 28 - A famous professor of surgery
died
and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the... More ›› 29 - An accountant dies and
goes to
Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual
ques... More ›› 30 - Three people die, a Doctor a school
teacher
and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly... More ›› 31 - Three buddies die in a car crash, and
they go to heaven to an
orientation.
They are all asked... More ›› 32 - One day at the entrance to heaven, St.
Peter saw a New York street gang.
walk up to the Pearl... More ›› 33 - Two Irish friends
greeted each
other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This
remind... More ›› 34 - A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets
to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few
questi... More ›› 35 - A doctor, an engineer, and a
fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates.
The doctor said how... More ›› 36 - A Director arrives below and is met by
Satan
who shows him around. Turns out that Hell is a giga... More ›› 37 - So this trumpet player dies. When he
reaches is
everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "Y... More ›› 38 - A cat and a mouse died on the same
day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he ask... More ›› 39 - St. Peter and Satan were having an
argument one day about
baseball. Satan proposed a game to be... More ›› 40 - A cattleman from West
Texas died &
went on to the Great
Beyond. As he approached the great gat... More ›› 41 - Jay:
Does the Bible say that if
you smoke you can't get to
heaven?
Ted: No, but the more you s... More ›› 42 - An angel in heaven was welcoming a new
arrival.
"How did you get here?" he asked.
And the new... More ›› 43 - What do you call the queue of Software
Engineers standing outside Heaven ?
The Y2K deadline !... More ›› 44 - Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to
heaven?
A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.... More ›› 45 - Why did the angel lose her job?
She had harp failure.... More ›› 46 - How do angels greet each other?
They say, Halo.... More ›› |
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