1 - Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat
woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, y... More ›› 2 - Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York,
please.
Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger... More ›› 3 - What is the difference between a
bus driver
and a cold?
One knows the stops, the other stops th... More ›› 4 - What have I got in
my hands?
A double
decker bus!
You looked!... More ›› 5 - What "bus" crossed
the ocean?
Columbus.... More ›› 6 - A man standing at a bus stop was eating a
hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little do... More ›› 7 - As the bus came to the stop, the man
at the
front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in... More ›› 8 - A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was
pushed off by
the people inside. There's no room,'... More ›› 9 - 'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the
driver
before he closed the door.
'No,' called a lady, '... More ›› 10 - Passenger: Does this bus go to London?
Conductor: No.
Passenger: But it says London on the fro... More ›› 11 - Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again.
Tommy: Sorry, sir. It's my bus - it's always coming l... More ›› 12 - When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting
upstairs or downstairs?
I prefer to ride on to... More ›› 13 - Janet: What's the
difference between a cake
and a school bus ?
Jill: I don't know.
Janet: I'm... More ›› 14 - Have you
heard that all the buses and trains
are stopping today?
No. Is there a strike?
No,... More ›› 15 - Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus
home,' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only... More ›› 16 - Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but
didn't
hurt yourself?
Yes - I was trying to get... More ›› 17 - Do buses and trains run on time?
Usually, yes.
No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains... More ›› 18 - What's the
difference between a bus driver
and a cold?
A bus driver knows the stops, and a col... More ›› 19 - What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a
skunk?
I don't know but it could always get a... More ›› 20 - Q: What is a bus ?
A: A bus is a vehicle that
runs twice as fast when you are after it as
when... More ›› 21 - Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a
bus driver.
Witch: Well, I won't stand in yo... More ›› 22 - Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?
Driver: Which part?
Passenger: All of me, of cou... More ›› 23 - Conductor, this bus
was very slow!
Oh, I
expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!... More ›› 24 - Why didn't anyone take the school bus to
school?
I wouldn't fit through the door.... More ›› 25 - Does this bus stop at the river?
If it
doesn't there'll be a very big splash.... More ›› 26 - Which end of a bus is it best to get
off?
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.... More ›› 27 - What do you call a man with a double decker bus on
his head
?
The deceased !... More ›› 28 - Conductor, do you stop
at the Savoy Hotel?
I should say not, on my salary!... More ›› 29 - Why couldn't
the skeleton pay his bus fare?
Because he was skint.... More ›› 30 - How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar?
Throw it under a bus.... More ›› 31 - Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung
around for too long.... More ›› 32 - Have you seen the bus website?
Yes - it's just
the ticket!... More ›› 33 - How do eels get around the
seabed?
They go
by octobus.... More ›› 34 - Why did the bus stop?
Because it saw the zebra
crossing.... More ›› 35 - What do you call a bloke with a
bus on his
head?
Dead.... More ›› 36 - What do monsters play when they are in the bus?
Squash.... More ›› 37 - What did the bus conductor say to the frog?
Hop
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